Starfield - Bethesda's new space IP: will probably be full of fun and easily trackable bugs

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How do you think Starfield will turn out?

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I find it interesting how the wheels of the propaganda machine behind this game are suddenly shifting now that it's on PS5. Is it just Sony shills astroturfing the absolute dog shit out of this stinking pile of shit Betheslop game? Seems a little too convenient to me.
 
M3xus said:
it's based heavily on Disney Wars shit
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Lmao holy shit I was definitely on point when I figured this trash was mega astroturfed. Nu-SW has no fans; if you had the freedom to set your mod in any SW era, what in the seven hells would prompt you to choose Disney SW? I wonder if someone involved ran it past the mouse and it was a stipulation for it to remain unmolested by copyright.
 
JohnWick said:
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I find it interesting how the wheels of the propaganda machine behind this game are suddenly shifting now that it's on PS5. Is it just Sony shills astroturfing the absolute dog shit out of this stinking pile of shit Betheslop game? Seems a little too convenient to me.
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Bethesda is owned by like 5 layers of megacorp at this point, the marketing budget is probably 10x what the development budget has been.
 
HTTP Error 404 said:
The new sales pitch for this latest update and DLC at least sounds interesting.
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keith david... holy shit man is probably on the down low to take this gig.
JohnWick said:
I find it interesting how the wheels of the propaganda machine behind this game are suddenly shifting now that it's on PS5. Is it just Sony shills astroturfing the absolute dog shit out of this stinking pile of shit Betheslop game? Seems a little too convenient to me.
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it was pretty much called out that snoys were jelly about starfield not being on PlayShite5 and would call the game shit until a port for gaystation were to be released.
the new travel speed mechanic is absolute shit that was added because fags were bitching since fast traveling is still much, much faster even with the shitty unskippable animation, the only benefit you can give to it is that it generates new space encounters on the fly without the need to jump between sectors. that's it, it's just a fancy reroll encounters button.
also the new armors look like absolute dogshit even for supposed NASApunk aesthetics, it looks off as fuck compared to the standard saarfield shit, like it's from a mod or something, they still haven't added skins to most guns either but added some like constellation and neon skin packs for some guns.
 
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It's funny this game was such a flop that people can't even be bothered to hate on it anymore. A new DLC came out and there's only a handful of new posts.

I really want to see the Starfield was ready to release before Microsoft told them to delay it. The game is so half baked as-is I can't imagine what level of slop they would've dropped on us.
 
The robots are reskinned npcs lmao. THEY HAVE THE EXACT SAME ANIMATIONS.

Uncle Rog said:
It's funny this game was such a flop that people can't even be bothered to hate on it anymore. A new DLC came out and there's only a handful of new posts.
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Only 274 reviews, probably from people who got it for free because a lot of the reviews explicitly mention that.
 
Uncle Rog said:
It's funny this game was such a flop that people can't even be bothered to hate on it anymore. A new DLC came out and there's only a handful of new posts.

I really want to see the Starfield was ready to release before Microsoft told them to delay it. The game is so half baked as-is I can't imagine what level of slop they would've dropped on us.
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It wasn’t even interestingly bad, it was just dull bad.
I had a few decent moments playing it but it felt like they were happening in spite of the game.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
It wasn’t even interestingly bad, it was just dull bad.
I had a few decent moments playing it but it felt like they were happening in spite of the game.
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If it were outstandingly bad I would at least have applauded it because the game would have tried to shake up the formula a bit to be bad.

Instead it's the definition of mediocrity and proved all the expectations of Todd's game simplification right.

Can't wait for TES6 where we don't have skills, don't have attributes, don't have levels, we just have everything available from the start and the only progression is grinding random mooks for borderlands style weapons.
 
Dear Todd Howard, PLEASE fire every single pajeet and feminist at your company under budget cuts. Any lawsuits will be worth it. Gigamax TESVI and the more impressive it is the more Nu-Mantian approval you will receive.

I like Starfield too tho make sure the graphics stay reasonably up to date and new expansions are always welcome Terran Armada looks p dank

I'm a huge fanboy of the Morrowind Prophecies. I promise you that if you just kill quest arrows and leave the Clairvoyance spell (give it enchantment status too) in the game you will be hailed as a visionary bringing the Ark of the Best RPGs into a modern and fantastic light. Let's go to Yokuda... Make a cutscene where someone actually uses the Pankratostroke.........
 
I have reinstalled Soyfilled to see the shitty new DLC.
A year and a half later and they still have not fixed that line of dialogue LMAO



Also this, after the Terrormorph storyline:
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