Steak, Toast, Coffee

[deputydogshit2.0]

You wanna piss off a good cook? Order a steak well done. They’ll get even by giving you the crappiest steak they’ve got.

 

[Slimy Time]

2/3/C. If it was lunch then my steak would be a 1.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Toast: Dark Toasted (4, 5), Coffee: Light Milk (B, C), no steak please.

 

[Pale Empress]

1, 4, and A.

I can't abide overcooked steak, it's disgusting. The more blue the better, not only should steak be talking when it comes from the kitchen, but it ought to be singing and tapdancing as well, and anybody who disagrees is a nigger.

 

[berenstain]

5, 6, A because the more brown and burnt the food, the more acrylamide, the more likely I will get cancer and leave this sick Earth.

 

[Tommy Wiseau Kin]

33E

 

[Omnium Ultimatus]

33A
I can't digest raw meat that well, dislike burnt toast, and detest milk in my coffee.

 

[Weed Eater]

2, 4, D

#4 for toast is the best choice, anything under that level of brownness just ends up soggy with no crunch whatsoever.

 

[Willem Dafool]

 

[Glass House]

1 3 B. Sometimes black coffee. But steak is always as rare

 

[MasterDisaster]

I voted but I'm still sharing my choices;
2 4 D

 

[Lurker]

burnt toast only. nothing else. there will be no joy this meal.

 

[blacksmith tony]

33c, thanks i have a long day today

 

[ulsterscotsman]

No Tea?
Hard Pass.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

3 - 3 - B

everything balanced and moderate

 

[knightlautrec]

19 people like their steak well done? I knew we were literally Satan but come on.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

6 on the toast? Why not just eat charcoal while you're at it?

i said 56f purely to troll people this is not my actual views on toast

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

34F
apparently F is still coffee? I picked it as it looks more like tea

 

[whore loving dragon]

You wanna piss off a good cook? Order a steak well done. They’ll get even by giving you the crappiest steak they’ve got.

Something I've come to realize is that professional kitchens have a similar culture to prisons: high rates of psychopathy, high rates of drug use, a strict culture of submission to the unspoken rules, weird homoerotic dominance hierarchies, etc.

And of course, no one wants to be there.

 

[Freundsquad]

2-3-D
Medium rare is the best way to cook a steak