Steak, Toast, Coffee

[alpaca amhole]

why is my breakfast steak and dry toast

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Who the fuck eats Steak for breakfast

You're uncultured and have never heard of "steak and eggs" I guess.

 

[Happy Fish]

3, 4, C

 

[Troonos]

24C

People who order well-done steaks should be burnt at the steak. If they put ketchup on it, three generations of their family should be thusly executed. Niggers.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I like my brekky like I like my tiddies, 34A.

 

[Weed Eater]

34F
apparently F is still coffee? I picked it as it looks more like tea

If you're diluting your tea with milk/cream/sugar then it still fits.

also why would you ruin your tea like that

 

[Bunny Tracks]

2, 3, and E.

Can I also get some scrambled eggs on the side, please?

 

[Christ4President2024]

Presliced, mass produced bread is shit.

*eats 4th pop tart, sips mtn dew*

 

[D.Va]

I'll have that entire steak skewer and a black coffee.

 

[BruceyBoy]

33b like a true patrician nigger

 

[Hugbox Kommissar]

24A
The proper coffee adulterant is sugar, not cream.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

5 3 F

 

[WeWuzFinns]

I put enough milk in the coffee so that I don't have to wait 5 minutes not to burn my mouth

 

[Tiggletown]

1,3B

Heading to Vegas right now I'm going to enjoy all 3 of them for breakfast in a bit.

 

[Kenysu]

3,3,A

 

[Rungle]

Trump orders fancy steak well done and then eats it with ketchup like a fucking child

Who the fuck eats steak with sauce?
I used to have an internship at a meat factory where I did the IT for.
One of the people who cooks the meat for lunch usually says that it rapes it from the flavor unless its gravy, if you'd consider that a sauce.

 

[Gimmick Account]

Something I've come to realize is that professional kitchens have a similar culture to prisons: high rates of psychopathy, high rates of drug use, a strict culture of submission to the unspoken rules, weird homoerotic dominance hierarchies, etc.

And of course, no one wants to be there.

Also nobody gives a fuck about anybody on the outside and just do what they're told.
Redditors care about other people's steaks. Nobody in a kitchen does unless that somehow factors into convincing the bartender to slip vodka into their free staff sodas.

Toast bread is bread in name only. Paperweight, tasteless and shitty. Nothing wrong with slicing up real bread and toasting that.

54A, I'll put ketchup or mustard on that steak too.

I used to keep a big tub of fluffy dough in the fridge, twist off a knot and throw it in the oven every morning. Mix it up on the weekend and it'd be good all week; I wish I could remember the specific recipe since it was tuned for doing exactly that.

 

[Ophelia Jones]

I don't eat meat but i'd have 3D.

 

[updoot farmer]

13E

But why the fuck would it be milk and not cream?

 

[Point 707]

I need my toast and coffee to be as White as possible, as God intended.