Stellar Blade / Project Eve Thread - aka Stellar Ass

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David Jaffe is joining the woke train by hating fans over Stellar Blade.

And his quick response after being pointed out.
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All these fucking people can do is gaslight and feign ignorance. It's truly amazing.

Also, David Jaffe is batshit insane. Has been for a while now. Go listen to 5 minutes of the Sidescrollers episode he was on and you'll quickly realize just how far gone he is. He's pretty much indistinguishable from your typical resetera loon. That single podcast alone probably provided enough material for a thread on him here if anyone actually cared enough.
 
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The Doom Slayer said:
You being weaker in the beginning and having to be helped/taught things is pretty common for tutorials in games. It's like saying Marcus Fenix was a damsel because he had to be busted out by Dom in Gears 1.
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But Eve should be a black ugly nigress who don't need no help and insta-kill every enemy with her superpowered weapons, Mary-Sue and Reparations. That's good game design.
Frosted Snowflakes said:
David Jaffe is joining the woke train by hating fans over Stellar Blade.

And his quick response after being pointed out.
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I hate this fucking faggot like you wouldn't believe. "I can support over the top sexualization AND more realistic women in videogames! I can be in both sides!"

Fuck OFF. One side actively prevents the other from existing you disingenuous grifting fuck.
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If there's one truth I've learned in the world, it's that the more someone tries to tell you the thing you think isn't happening, or that it isn't what you think it is, then it's definitely happening or is what you think.

Safe Horny is real. It's okay to want the ten foot tall vampire bitch with the uncanny valley 45+ year old face to sit on you, but you like seeing Eve's tits jiggle as she cuts a monster in half? Horrible misogynist pig out to rape women.
 
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If the game is good, then good. If the character i'm playing is hot, then that's a bonus, a cherry on top of an already great cake.

Tomb Raider was a great game, regardless of who the character was. Did it help that Lara was a hot piece of arse with big tits? Sure, but I wish people would see it as a bit of fun, a visual plus and play games for the games, not political agendas or pornographic fantasies.

Total normy death.
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
South Korea is famous for plastic surgery, so making an even more bimbo looking blowup creature by using a starved plastic whore and claiming that this is how normal women look is just as deranged as wanting her to be an Abby macho ma'am troll.

The degenerate yellow gook coomers and the fat twitter loser hippos should all get send to a North Korean labour camp.
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KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT
 
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Sinner's Sandwich said:
The ones playing garbage games because it has bimbo whores in it. This isn't going to stop Sweet Baby and the likes from ruining every franchise you love. This is not a win. It makes some Twitter wokists angry (but they are always complaining about everything anyway) and that's it. Cumbrained mfers on social media act like it's the only recent game with a blowup doll. Not only that but the degenerate developers claims that they are making sure her ass is huge or some shit and idiots suck them off for it but at the same time these are the same people who complained about Baldurs Age 3 degeneracy in their "anti woke" echo chambers.

tl;dr Kill all gooners who act like a gook trash game is the second coming of Christ because they can play as a half naked whore.
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What's your wife's boyfriend's name?
 
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Played the demo and beat it. Twice. It was fun. Beat the boss challenge too. Soundtrack is awesome.
I'm pleasantly surprised that sony actually let ShiftUp keep the female character designs as they are without uggofying them. I was pretty worried that they were going to, given that the last news released about Stellar Blade came from September of 2022 up until last January. I was even more worried when I heard that ShiftUp signed a deal with sony to become a second party studio, so I was fairly certain they'd been compromised.
I plan on waiting a couple of weeks after this comes out before I decide whether or not to buy it. I haven't bought a game in well over three years now, I pirate everything I'm interested in nowadays, but this might end up breaking that habit. If I do buy it, it'll probably be the last game I ever buy (except maybe Bloodborne). If it does turn out to be a "Stellar" game, than I guess we can say that the PS5 officially has one game.
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all the people outraged over this game are stupid faggots and should kill themselves.
 
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The most annoying thing is her battle cry is maybe like three different variants in the English dub (is there a Korean? Is it better).

I did not expect there to be slight ass jiggle. That surprised me. I missed weird jiggle physics in games when you could untether some of them for mods it gave great in-engine cutscenes where boobs would flop like ragdolls.
 
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Evil Peter Griffin said:
I don't know which moral busy body was worse The Boomer Bible Thumper or the Terminally Online SJW. Its all so tiresome.
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At least the bible thumpers didn't cancel people or use mafia tactics.

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I'm pleasantly surprised that sony actually let ShiftUp keep the female character designs as they are without uggofying them.
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There's still patches/updates. They did it to Final Fantasy 7.
 
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>Anthony Gramuglia
I swear this fucker fills me with seething tard-rage at every comment of his.
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
The most annoying thing is her battle cry is maybe like three different variants in the English dub (is there a Korean? Is it better).

I did not expect there to be slight ass jiggle. That surprised me. I missed weird jiggle physics in games when you could untether some of them for mods it gave great in-engine cutscenes where boobs would flop like ragdolls.
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Last time I checked, there was Korean dub mentioned, however it was Korea exclusive for some reason. Meanwhile, the Japanese dub was internationally available.

I don't know if they changed that since.
 
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