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Steve and his freeze dryer are back, just in time for Christmas! According to the description this is actually just older footage (rather than eating his homemade MRE 4 years later)

Also, some fancy sounding French food (haven't watched it yet)
Edit: have watched it now -- another banger
 
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You know I liked this guy for a while and I actually have a case of and eaten a few MCWs (the freeze dried meals you reheat with boiled water), got it from a friend that lives on a base that hooked me up. I tried a normal MRE once (it was an omelet if I remember) while out and it honestly was not it, but the cold weather meals are consistently quite good and provide a suitable amount of nutrients when doing a day long+ hike.
 
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Also, some fancy sounding French food (haven't watched it yet)
Edit: have watched it now -- another banger
If the French were half as good at fighting as they are at making MREs there never would have been a British Empire.
I tried a normal MRE once (it was an omelet if I remember) while out and it honestly was not it, but the cold weather meals are consistently quite good and provide a suitable amount of nutrients when doing a day long+ hike.
I used to have relatives and friends who would give out MREs as a sort of cool gift, because when you were a kid you could show them off and they were kind of badass. Most of them were pretty godawful with a few good components. I remember really liking those goofy square crackers that were almost hardtack like, with the insanely thick peanut butter that would totally stick to the roof of your mouth.

And the cold weather ones with an FRH so you could heat it were awesome too. Magically heating up food without a flame. "Science, bitch!"

I like Steve's enthusiasm for things that are often objectively bad.

However, if by the omelet, you mean the notoriously awful MRE that was nicknamed the "Vomelet," absolutely nobody liked that and even Steve was appalled. And he managed to find nice things to say about 120+ year old dried meat from the Boer War.
 
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Also, some fancy sounding French food (haven't watched it yet)
Edit: have watched it now -- another banger
Homemade MRE:
I was hoping he'd give us an update on how his MRE is aging, but this is its own little jewel. It's nice to see Steve can cook. Not a chef or a gourmet, but when a man can boil a pot of potatoes you know he's eating MREs because he wants to, not because it's that or Hot Pockets.

Another Scooter cameo! I wonder how Scooter is doing in 2024, but I don't want to ask after the health of a tiny dog and risk bumming people out.

"And then chutney, apple chutney. Look at that; beautiful. I just ate two thirds of it, though. It was so good, I just stood there and ate it, so I'm, like, a little short on chutney, but you know it'll freeze dry well, considering. An apple chutney, with dates: spiced, seasonal."

"Butternut squash is one of the coolest freeze-dried snacks, oh my gosh."


Timestamp for freeze-dried egg nog appreciation noises.

"Egg nog and coffee; has that ever happened before? I dunno... it just did now. It was a nice combo."

French Holiday MRE:
It's even fancier than the normal French rations; amazing. From how much Steve appreciates the "cheese shortbread" cookies, I think he'd enjoy a CalorieMate, even if those aren't "pure butter and goodness."

"Prawns: smells like a quality risotto."


I wonder if any other nations have holiday rations. I'd think armies in the field would be more likely to celebrate by issuing something along with the regular rations; having an entire special ration designated for a time period of less than a month seems like a big logistical effort. Then again, maybe it's a way to brag about your supply line.
 
I wonder if any other nations have holiday rations. I'd think armies in the field would be more likely to celebrate by issuing something along with the regular rations; having an entire special ration designated for a time period of less than a month seems like a big logistical effort. Then again, maybe it's a way to brag about your supply line.
The U.S. does. I think it's pretty standard actually out of the shit-tier countries that just buy a bunch of convenience store food crap and put it in a mylar bag.

In fact, Steve just did one.
 
This gave me an overwhelming desire to get a freeze dryer and live with the kind of joy that steve has found by cooking freeze drying then reheating and rehydrating food
Dude… trust me, I know you’re likely joking but you don’t want one. The technology isn’t there yet for most home use. I bought the same Harvest Right machine several months ago. You saw Steve pleased with the good results, but trust me when I tell you that he went through several hours of frustrating trial and error and that there was likely hundreds of dollars worth of food waste.

First, the unit it massive. He briefly showed his setup in the video and it was still on the pallet that it was shipped on, haha. Not only is the unit massive, it has two separate receptacles, a condenser and a vacuum pump. Thing is hella loud, too.

Two, it’s very finicky. You have to play around with it and roll the dice - no two operations produce the same results. For example, a friend’s property has trees that produce Montmorency cherries. She doesn’t do anything with them so I’ll go harvest some. I like to remove the pits and candy them. They’re so awesome. I freeze dried them once and they turned out amazing. You had these super tart and little balls with a satisfying crunch. I tried to make them again for a Halloween party I was having - same exact process, same position on the rack, same amount of time to process, and they managed to retain some moisture and rotted. Tried the EXACT same process again (it takes like 12-16) hours, mind) and there were no issues. No idea.

Third, the number of things that you can freeze dry don’t come out tasting great. Steve eats a lot of nasty shit, so he’s used to this. I cubed some ham and freeze dried it myself. Reconstituting it, it tasted horrible. It was insanely spongy and the best way to describe the taste was that of a meat product. It had lost its ham characteristics. In its freeze dried form, it was disgusting.

Really simple things seem to work best. Yes, eggs turned out great. Most fruits come out OK. Ice cream, ironically, was one of the worst experiments. I could never get it right. I tried again recently, I have no idea what I’m doing wrong. I even went as far as to make my own ice cream (which is a grueling but awesome process) and … whatever. No meats have tasted good to me. Most candy turns out good, and at worst, interesting. You’re not spending nearly 4,000 USD to freeze dry a bunch of goyslop though.

The absolute best usage I’ve found for this thing is making my own protein bars. I get so tired of mixing protein shakes in the morning/afternoon and would much rather have it in convenient bar form. Pleased to report that my homemade protein bars are not only super nutritious, but they taste great. Rich chocolate and tangy raspberry. The downside… it takes 16 hours. The prep takes time itself. Operating this thing is a part-time job.

I love my Harvest Right. It is some of the coolest bit of technology I own. It’s not practical at all. I pass by it in my garage (yes, it sits in my garage because it’s fucking massive) and I feel compelled to use it…. Not because I want to, but because it was such an expensive piece of hardware. I dread all of the prep work to get measurements exact… to make sure things don’t overflow or go above the lip of those trays… just to roll the dice after 16 hours in hopes that whatever I’m trying to freeze dry comes out decent.

Sorry for sperging. I enjoyed that video but I don’t like that he didn’t go into any detail about the nuances with that thing. It’s a neat gadget at best, but super impractical and difficult to use.
 
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Dude… trust me, I know you’re likely joking but you don’t want one. The technology isn’t there yet for most home use. I bought the same Harvest Right machine several months ago. You saw Steve pleased with the good results, but trust me when I tell you that he went through several hours of frustrating trial and error and that there was likely hundreds of dollars worth of food waste.
One of the great things about Steve is how he can make even objectively bad food look and sound delectable. If you had the ability to smell what he eats it would immediately shatter the illusion.
 
However, if by the omelet, you mean the notoriously awful MRE that was nicknamed the "Vomelet," absolutely nobody liked that and even Steve was appalled. And he managed to find nice things to say about 120+ year old dried meat from the Boer War.
It was whatever my friend found me a super long time ago and yes it was the #4"cheese and veggie omelet" packet , thought it could've been that bad since it was also quite expired but I did look it up again afterwards and yeah even in-date ones were said to be awful. I would hate imagining having the only food I could find in some kind of wartime scenario being inedible puke and diarrhea on a tray.

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Also I noticed in Costco a few days ago Mountain House (the main courses for MCWs) are sold there at $78 for a pack of 13 pouches and they seem to be marketing them to the doomsday prepper crowd, doesn't come with any of the sides like if you buy a case of MCWs but that seems to be a legit alternative
 
Also I noticed in Costco a few days ago Mountain House (the main courses for MCWs) are sold there at $78 for a pack of 13 pouches
In my town, there have been a couple of "stores" popping up that seem to sell returned Costco stuff at reduced prices, similar to the Amazon return stores that are also a symptom of something it's best not to think about. Lots of times it's a big box of individually-wrapped snacks, someone with a Sharpie crossed off "50 pcs" and wrote "48," and then priced it at a couple of bucks. Interesting stuff, good deals, hit and miss, great for Halloween handouts.

Anyway, a ton of those casual prepper "buckets" are probably being sold somewhere near you for $30, just because someone broke the seal, tried an entree and brought it back.
 
Anyway, a ton of those casual prepper "buckets" are probably being sold somewhere near you for $30, just because someone broke the seal, tried an entree and brought it back.

Oh i know of the buckets, the mountain house one surprised me because that's the same company that makes the military ones, we don't got costco resellers here though but there's one of those stores that sells amazon stock like that in my area
 
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Praise be, Steve delivers new content.
Canadian Ham Steak:
2006, oh, hey that's pretty recen--wait, no. I like how appreciative Steve is that this was the last year for this ration, and the vintage items gone by. I know I said I'd like to see Steve review a Lunchable for April 1st, but man, I bet he'd be a good guest at a wine tasting.

*pile of unopened food packets, mostly brown, white and beige*
"Never a dull moment."

"Look at that appealing packaging, you know, that's purple letters letting you know right away that it's grape. You know, they're not trying to fool you with some other color of lettering: it's purple. No, quick visual recognition."

"Good ol' Freddychef: knows what he's doing when it comes down to retort pouches. You'll see."

"Whoa--it's not blue any more. Smells blue."


Japanese Emergency Rations:
The English printing on the 2009 ration looks like it's from the 1970s. All of these are some of the most aesthetically pleasing ration packages I remember seeing. This is also the closest Steve's gotten to reviewing a Calorie-Mate.

"These things are so great, they make you want to get into a survival situation so you can try out some delectable little snacks."

"Who cares about metabolic water, or any of that? I want some meat, and that's what they give you right there."
 
Japanese Emergency Rations:
The English printing on the 2009 ration looks like it's from the 1970s. All of these are some of the most aesthetically pleasing ration packages I remember seeing. This is also the closest Steve's gotten to reviewing a Calorie-Mate.

"These things are so great, they make you want to get into a survival situation so you can try out some delectable little snacks."

"Who cares about metabolic water, or any of that? I want some meat, and that's what they give you right there."
He really is the Naked Snake of youtube MRE reviewers.
 
Hey, I hope this isn't a thread derailment. I just thought some new, fun content would be good as we wait for more Steve videos.
I have a fairly popular/unique local army surplus with a variety of MREs. It is US-based milsurp.
I'm planning to head back there tomorrow. I'll take a look around and see if there's anything interesting to grab and show.
Is there anything you guys are curious about? I might be able to grab recent US entrees/sides/etc and show.
 
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