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"Stretch that teabag out as much as you can."
It does seem overkill to include a stove and fuel cubes when you already have 4 FRH's, but I guess the Bri'ish influence remains strong. Gotta have that cuppa.
Steve1989MREInfo / Steve1989 / Steve Thomas - that guy that eats old MREs
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"Stretch that teabag out as much as you can."
It does seem overkill to include a stove and fuel cubes when you already have 4 FRH's, but I guess the Bri'ish influence remains strong. Gotta have that cuppa.
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Rising star gaming himbo Killdozer has been filming diet "challenges," e.g. only food from TJ Maxx or only pink-colored food allowed for a week.
His most recent challenge was MREs; he cheerfully explained he did no research whatsoever and immediately forgot which MREs he ordered, but that he did watch one Steve1989 video. At one point he identified an HDR as "from France?" and assumed it was one meal, but he is a very large man.
"In honor of our troops, we're not gonna refrigerate this. We're just gonna leave the top on like that and, uh, leave it here for a week."
If he seems overenthusiastic, it's probably the rebound from only drinking protein drinks for a week. He's reasonably dedicated toward the 20-year-old MRE, despite his wife yelling "SPIT IT OUT!" and "the chat said that isn't safe!" from off-camera.
Killdozer also had to amend his rules because he'd planned to go to a wine tasting event with his wife, so "for this challenge I can drink wine, but only if I have a lot of it." He did himself a disservice by skimping on research; instead of ratfucking, he was using an FRH in a wine tasting tent (and got tomato sauce on himself).
His most recent challenge was MREs; he cheerfully explained he did no research whatsoever and immediately forgot which MREs he ordered, but that he did watch one Steve1989 video. At one point he identified an HDR as "from France?" and assumed it was one meal, but he is a very large man.
"In honor of our troops, we're not gonna refrigerate this. We're just gonna leave the top on like that and, uh, leave it here for a week."
If he seems overenthusiastic, it's probably the rebound from only drinking protein drinks for a week. He's reasonably dedicated toward the 20-year-old MRE, despite his wife yelling "SPIT IT OUT!" and "the chat said that isn't safe!" from off-camera.
Killdozer also had to amend his rules because he'd planned to go to a wine tasting event with his wife, so "for this challenge I can drink wine, but only if I have a lot of it." He did himself a disservice by skimping on research; instead of ratfucking, he was using an FRH in a wine tasting tent (and got tomato sauce on himself).
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Steve dropped a pair of new vids tonight.
He also broke out some cold war era survival rations from abandoned aircraft ejection seats or downed aircraft. Of course he makes a feast out of food years older then I am.
He also broke out some cold war era survival rations from abandoned aircraft ejection seats or downed aircraft. Of course he makes a feast out of food years older then I am.
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"Wolfish" is a lot different than "wolffish," but that's the Norwegians' fault, not Steve's.
Man, I really enjoy those survival ration kits. Watching Steve unpack it is the adult version of those toy surprise balls.
Seemed like Steve was doing the spoon music thing with the footage of him opening the first can with the key.
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It seems that Flordiaman has created historical mukbang. What will floridiaman do next?
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1974 MRE Prototype Ham Loaf
Steve sounds so awed to be in the presence of experimental ham.
eta: man, I love the typewritten/handmade prototype labels and instructions! $1750 is crazy, but I'm glad Steve got to showcase this for everyone.
If you're better at screencapping than me, this would be a decent username/avatar combo:
M E A T C O M P O N E N T
eta2: Steve's sidebar on the history of Chiclets was a surprise and a delight
Steve sounds so awed to be in the presence of experimental ham.
eta: man, I love the typewritten/handmade prototype labels and instructions! $1750 is crazy, but I'm glad Steve got to showcase this for everyone.
If you're better at screencapping than me, this would be a decent username/avatar combo:
M E A T C O M P O N E N T
eta2: Steve's sidebar on the history of Chiclets was a surprise and a delight
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First time in a while Steve's got to enjoy a mre cig
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Nice. Ive been missing me some MREsteve, will be good to get a fresh dose. Especially when it's one where he's been lucky enough to score some MRE cigarettes that are nearly as old as me.
Watching him enjoying those ancient smokes is the biggest temptation to start up again for me, but seeing the genuine satisfaction he radiates when lighting up those decades old cigs is worth it.
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The suspense was palpable!
I don't think we've ever seen him walk into frame like that, for a tasting shot. Steve's quietly a good cinematographer.
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I'm sorry, but this sentence gave me a fit of giggles, no matter how appropriate it is in context. That's not a phase that should exist, yet here we are...