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Looks like Steve REALLY enjoyed that Omani ration. Seems the sultan knows better then to scrimp out on his troops.

"Stretch that teabag out as much as you can."

It does seem overkill to include a stove and fuel cubes when you already have 4 FRH's, but I guess the Bri'ish influence remains strong. Gotta have that cuppa.
 
Rising star gaming himbo Killdozer has been filming diet "challenges," e.g. only food from TJ Maxx or only pink-colored food allowed for a week.

His most recent challenge was MREs; he cheerfully explained he did no research whatsoever and immediately forgot which MREs he ordered, but that he did watch one Steve1989 video. At one point he identified an HDR as "from France?" and assumed it was one meal, but he is a very large man.


"In honor of our troops, we're not gonna refrigerate this. We're just gonna leave the top on like that and, uh, leave it here for a week."

If he seems overenthusiastic, it's probably the rebound from only drinking protein drinks for a week. He's reasonably dedicated toward the 20-year-old MRE, despite his wife yelling "SPIT IT OUT!" and "the chat said that isn't safe!" from off-camera.

Killdozer also had to amend his rules because he'd planned to go to a wine tasting event with his wife, so "for this challenge I can drink wine, but only if I have a lot of it." He did himself a disservice by skimping on research; instead of ratfucking, he was using an FRH in a wine tasting tent (and got tomato sauce on himself).
 
Steve dropped a pair of new vids tonight.
"Wolfish" is a lot different than "wolffish," but that's the Norwegians' fault, not Steve's.

He also broke out some cold war era survival rations from abandoned aircraft ejection seats or downed aircraft. Of course he makes a feast out of food years older then I am.
Man, I really enjoy those survival ration kits. Watching Steve unpack it is the adult version of those toy surprise balls.

Seemed like Steve was doing the spoon music thing with the footage of him opening the first can with the key.
 
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