Strange things men do/have/endure with - Things guys put up with women just don’t get

[CornBogFitz]

After the success of my thread in gorl talk here talking about strange things women do that’s normal to them but would never occur to a man. I’d thought I’d make a male version.

This thread is to explore the fascinating subtle differences in gender psychology. Such as:

1. Why Ryan Gosling is so great
2. Why bed frames are not an essential piece of furniture
3. Not knowing unconditional love from anyone other than our mother.
4. Fantasizing about dying violently on a regular basis

These are things women will likely never understand or even notice we go through.

An example of things that should NOT be posted here is generic women hate. There’s plenty of threads for that. Also no bitching about who has it harder. Women, feel free to post things you’ve learned about men through relationships.

Men, feel free to make shit up to gaslight the women visiting the thread to make things interesting.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Strange things men do/have/endure with​

Women.

 

[CornBogFitz]

 

[PhoBingas]

All but the most manly of bulldykes will never be asked to help free a car trapped from a snowbank.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

i have things i want to say but that would count as bitching
and mama ain't raised no bitch

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

If you don't vote for Batman you are not really a man.

 

[Haramburger]

Women sometimes ask online if a man will dry his face with the same towel he dries his dick and balls with. What, do women have a pussy towel or something? What kind of question is that?

Also, I see cool sunglasses on an animal, I say "hell yeah" out loud

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Strange things men do/have/endure with​

Genital mutilation and mockery for complaining about said genital mutilation.

 

[Lokenstien]

Where do other male users keep their bottle of emotions? I feel like the mental shelf I keep mine on hurts my back.

 

[Hitchhiker]

I see Ryan Gosling every day, he's literally me.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

Where do other male users keep their bottle of emotions? I feel like the mental shelf I keep mine on hurts my back.

don't bottle but dont vomit them out either
digest them and turn it into something else, memories, lessons, expirience
i know its sounds vauge but its the bust way i can explain it, and its gets easier each time you do it

 

[Haramburger]

There's this pooner I know IRL. I don't have to interact with them, they're somebody else's coworker, but I could. I've heard them sperg about the room being addressed as "ladies" and they replied with "and guys!" annoyed. I think about how, if I wanted to be charitable, the most manly thing I could do to include them in THE MAN EXPERIENCE™ is sit them down for a phone call. I'd call my friend [JAMES] and put it it on speakerphone and say "Hey James, is your wife home? Yeah? I think you need to tell Patty how you're a faggot and that you like men. You need to admit to Patty how much you like penis." It isn't grilling or shopping for sweatpants, it's prank calling your bros and openly accusing them of homosexuality, and both of you laughing at the absurdity of the exchange. I don't think the pooner would like or appreciate this, but then again they aren't an actual guy, so...

 

[el bandito loco]

most men who have jobs that aren't desk or retail based are in physical pain all the time because they're doing manual labor in logistics, manufacturing, construction, whatever. it sounds like they don't do anything all day when they tell you about it because your brain shuts off when you're working and you only remember the little bit of downtime you had laughing at your coworker or trying to get a minute to slack off.

women of course get sore and have to do jobs where they carry shit and walk all day too, the difference is instead of a mild nonstop work out all day with that, a man at work is essentially doing a full force nonstop workout but with the entirely wrong form and doing damage to their body all day because they're trying to get stuff done quickly, or their own way and don't pay any attention to regulations.

when they come home and complain they're sore, it's not really from lifting or carrying 200lb stuff all day, it's because they do it wrong, know they're doing it wrong but don't care. every man at any labor job knows of a "team lift" that's supposed to be anything over like 50lbs or something but knows they never do it unless they literally can't move it themselves or just need an excuse to talk with their buddy while they move or install whatever it is.

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

Making friends with a guy you just had a fist fight with. I wouldn't really call it something you put up with but it was an extremely common experience (especially on the school yard) and I have never seen or heard of a woman/girl doing it.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

Genital mutilation and mockery for complaining about said genital mutilation.

I love that College Humor made a video about this male problem and used it as an opportunity to make fun of men. That's not depressing or anything.

Strange things men do/have/endure with​

The nonstop flirting from old women.

I don't know what the fuck it is but grannies will take any opportunity they can to make a younger man flustered or embarrassed.

It's not even like a huge problem either but it's only old women and even if it makes you mad you think "well I don't wanna be a dick it's an old woman". This is female gamer privilege and we as a society should not stand for it.

 

[NETTO]

Constantly having our hair cut short.
By Women.
Seriously, try asking a woman to not follow the North Korean state mandated hairstyle guidelines for men, and they will say "yes, longer, got it" and then they just....cut it short.
Seriously, every time I see a guy with long hair, it is the same issue; They do not trust anyone near their hair because any length of hair is trashed and cut down to the state mandated standard.
Please, saar, stop it! DO NOT REDEEM BELOW FOUR INCHES!
edit;spelling fix

 

[CornBogFitz]

i have things i want to say but that would count as bitching
and mama ain't raised no bitch

Well we can talk about that. My best friend of almost 20 years confided in me he can’t cry. And he really wants to a lot of times. But he just can’t. Even when he’s alone

 

[CornBogFitz]

Constantly having our hair cut short.
By Women.
Seriously, try asking a woman not follow the North Korean state mandated hairstyle guidelines for men, and they will say "yes, longer, got it" and then they just....cut it short.
Seriously, every time I see a guy with long hair, it is the same issue; They do not trust anyone near their hair because any length of hair is trashed and cut down to the state mandated standard.
Please, saar, stop it! DO NOT REDEEM BELOW FOUR INCHES!

The trick is to go to a stylist and pay $30. Show them a picture. Male barbers don’t know much bast a buzz cut or a Steve Rodger’s haircut

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

sexual assault/harassment

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

ball getting stuck to your leg and having to walk funny to try and get it unstuck