Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

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BOLDYSPICY! said:
But that doesn't stop the throwing around of "dissociation" & self-dx-ing from rustling my jimmies, however. It could be construed as, dare I say, ableist?
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Y'know, growing up, kids around me would
-- falsely boast about having skills they didn't have,
-- Claim accomplishments that were incapable of accomplishing
-- claimed to know famous people they had no chance of actually knowing.
If you took everyone's word for it, everyone at school was a secret ninja who knew David Lee Roth before he was famous and whose dad was in the CIA.
Soooooo, in other words, they were boastful assholes; but you could defeat them by actually accomplishing IRL all those things they only claimed to have accomplished, learned the skills they claimed to already have, etc.
Today, everyone claims to have diseases and disabilities and weaknesses that they DON'T have.
Instead of trying to portray themselves as nearly superhuman demigods worthy of awe and emulation; they pretend to be crippled, ignorant losers worthy of scorn and objects of pity.
This mindset is inexplicable and alien to me.
It was getting so bad that Stryker the Stoner Muhreen and his GI Joe fantasies filled me with hope and nostalgia.
The Tumblr crowd makes me long to put the entire Homo Sapiens species out of its misery.
 
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LordCustos3 said:
Y'know, growing up, kids around me would
-- falsely boast about having skills they didn't have,
-- Claim accomplishments that were incapable of accomplishing
-- claimed to know famous people they had no chance of actually knowing.
If you took everyone's word for it, everyone at school was a secret ninja who knew David Lee Roth before he was famous and whose dad was in the CIA.
Soooooo, in other words, they were boastful assholes; but you could defeat them by actually accomplishing IRL all those things they only claimed to have accomplished, learned the skills they claimed to already have, etc.
Today, everyone claims to have diseases and disabilities and weaknesses that they DON'T have.
Instead of trying to portray themselves as nearly superhuman demigods worthy of awe and emulation; they pretend to be crippled, ignorant losers worthy of scorn and objects of pity.
This mindset is inexplicable and alien to me.
It was getting so bad that Stryker the Stoner Muhreen and his GI Joe fantasies filled me with hope and nostalgia.
The Tumblr crowd makes me long to put the entire Homo Sapiens species out of its misery.
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You mean back then, we dreamed of being adventerous badasses but today, more people portray themselves as victims. Makes me wonder what went wrong.
 
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LordCustos3 said:
Y'know, growing up, kids around me would
-- falsely boast about having skills they didn't have,
-- Claim accomplishments that were incapable of accomplishing
-- claimed to know famous people they had no chance of actually knowing.
If you took everyone's word for it, everyone at school was a secret ninja who knew David Lee Roth before he was famous and whose dad was in the CIA.
Soooooo, in other words, they were boastful assholes; but you could defeat them by actually accomplishing IRL all those things they only claimed to have accomplished, learned the skills they claimed to already have, etc.
Today, everyone claims to have diseases and disabilities and weaknesses that they DON'T have.
Instead of trying to portray themselves as nearly superhuman demigods worthy of awe and emulation; they pretend to be crippled, ignorant losers worthy of scorn and objects of pity.
This mindset is inexplicable and alien to me.
It was getting so bad that Stryker the Stoner Muhreen and his GI Joe fantasies filled me with hope and nostalgia.
The Tumblr crowd makes me long to put the entire Homo Sapiens species out of its misery.
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Haesindang Park said:
You mean back then, we dreamed of being adventerous badasses but today, more people portray themselves as victims. Makes me wonder what went wrong.
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Okay, now that I've had some time to read my bible, eat my chicken, & calm down, here's my take:
I was in high school when emo was starting to become a thing. Wearing black & giving yourself a mental illness was "cool" because it meant you were nonconformist or something. My friends & I used to joke that goths were geeks with legitimate mental health issues, & emos just wanted to be goth. (I was a ttly goffik weeb back then.)
Now I think it's gone beyond just being "cool," & is now an excuse for laziness & shitty behavior. "I can't do x because I'm disabled!" "You should pay attention to me when I threaten to kill myself because I have mental illness!", etc.
What I would give to have these Tumblr tartlets spend a week in the psych ward. When you're legit having a meltdown, it can be a nice, quiet place with minimal stress where you can rest, get your meds adjusted, & focus on getting better. You can sleep, you get a pencil & a pad of paper to draw with, you get fed, you do some group therapy, life is good. But for these girls? A week without their phone, internet, or various electronics & they will shit bricks.
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I actually shouted "IT DOES!" when I read the middle one... :c
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Hahaha, that makes me feel better, actually.

also that ask was me :ween:
 
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Maruukat said:
Kayla gets triggered by middle schoolers speaking.
More at 11.
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GUVKFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!
I want to jolt this woman to complete awareness with the loving caress of an electric cattle prod. Her weakness profoundly disgusts me on a visceral level. It makes we want to leave civilization and become a Buddhist Monk, or join the Gestapo and destroy the diseased carcass of "Civilization".

It makes me suspect the only viable solution is Exterminatus.

BOLDYSPICY! said:
Okay, now that I've had some time to read my bible, eat my chicken, & calm down, here's my take:
I was in high school when emo was starting to become a thing. Wearing black & giving yourself a mental illness was "cool" because it meant you were nonconformist or something. My friends & I used to joke that goths were geeks with legitimate mental health issues, & emos just wanted to be goth. (I was a ttly goffik weeb back then.)
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If you're so Goth, where were you when I was sacking Rome?
The Emo's are the worst posuers. Worse posuers than even the Goths; and I should know, I was so Goth I bled Cainite Vitae.
I'd read you some of my poetry, but the War Crimes Tribunal at The Hague told me to knock that shit off.
 
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LordCustos3 said:
GUVKFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!
I want to jolt this woman to complete awareness with the loving caress of an electric cattle prod. Her weakness profoundly disgusts me on a visceral level. It makes we want to leave civilization and become a Buddhist Monk, or join the Gestapo and destroy the diseased carcass of "Civilization".

It makes me suspect the only viable solution is Exterminatus.
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Whoa, there, easy, killer. It's not that bad.




. . .I'm totally with you on the cattle prod & visceral disgust, though.

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The gratuitous use of "tbh" is making me quietly seethe. It's like a [not quite] verbal tic for her or something.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Whoa, there, easy, killer. It's not that bad.

. . .I totally agree with you, though.
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This thread needs a poll
( ) Exterminatus YES
( ) Exterminatus FUCKING HELL YES!
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After Slugfucker and this ninny, my new policy is this: We stumble across any whingeing dork whose whining "Imma gunna KEEEEELLLLL mahself" you can assume my official position is
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sugoi-chan said:
She's carrying diabetes in a bag and is worried about it being late, but stops to update us on how worried she is.
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and how heavy the bag of junk food is. Bohoohoo.
There are people starving all over the place, and this fat pig is whining about how heavy her bag of junk food is. Unbelievable.

EDIT: Dudes. Chill. If you keep reading, you'll see this is me just fucking around. Don't take it all literal and shit. 'Cuz taking things too literally....is a sign of atismu.
 
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LordCustos3 said:
This thread needs a poll
( ) Exterminatus YES
( ) Exterminatus FUCKING HELL YES!
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After Slugfucker and this ninny, my new policy is this: We stumble across any whingeing dork whose whining "Imma gunna KEEEEELLLLL mahself" you can assume my official position is
Doitfaggit.gif
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She's just an annoying tumblrtranny not hitler. Chill.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Whoa, there, easy, killer. It's not that bad.




. . .I'm totally with you on the cattle prod & visceral disgust, though.


The gratuitous use of "tbh" is making me quietly seethe. It's like a [not quite] verbal tic for her or something.
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I like her habit of ending sentences with question marks that aren't questions, because poor grammer, is cool.
 
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