Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

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Chan the Wizard said:
I lit a candle to Saint Kayla the patron saint of clean rooms.
You're an adult Kayla, go clean your room.
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If she were truly an adult (from the eyebrows on up) she wouldn't HAVE to be told. She'd have already cleaned her room because grownups already have clean rooms. Petulantly refusing to clean her room is immature and childish.

Gohi said:
Not only is she stupid but she is also terribly boring. This thread is going to suck until something interesting happens.
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Yeah. She's needs to either grow up....or go back into KMS KMS KMS mode.
If for no other reason than it lets me Implement My New Policy. Muhahahahaha!
 
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Kayla, you have the mind of a fucking child. You should thank GodBear everyday that you got kicked out of the Navy when you did, because if you went any longer you would've gotten killed at basic training. You would've starved to death on your first day of land navigation. Or sea navigation or whatever the fuck boots in the Navy do.
 
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Delicious Stickmeat said:
I'd take anything Kayla says about her parents with a grain of salt. Much more likely she's saying "mommy and daddy are going away" in an attempt to get us to stop contacting them.
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I think Mom mentioned something about going on a business trip on her business Facebook, so she may actually be gone.

wheat pasta said:
The candles are telling her to clean her room!... Nah that's just my best guess.
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nice time said:
There's a website that people on Tumblr user a lot, it's a virtual shrine where you can leave a fake candle with a small message attached to it. Meant to be like a shrine for a god, but... for Tumblr users instead.
Catherine's shrine is here.
http://nshrine.com/shrine/control
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She has. . .a shrine. A virtual deity shrine. To herself. Wow. That is both mystifying & really autistic. Also she keeps deleting candles telling her to clean her room. There were three on there last I checked, & now they've mysteriously vanished. . .

Oh, speaking of mysticism, did you know she dabbles in majicks? I searched "hate my life" on her blog hoping to find some good posts & it pulled up these results:
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Are lemon trees a euphemism for something? Or is she just being ~*~*SO RANDOM XD*~*~?
Also, there's no such thing as "key lemons." Key lime pie is made with key limes. They are a type of small lime. Key lemon pie is not a thing. For fuck's sake.
 
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Wow that was a long and funking ride. Pages 1 - 111, wow just wow. I applaud you kiwi brothers and sisters for your truly informative work, the milk did flow freely. Thank you to all my fellow farmers and to @Stray Sheep for the endless entertainment, it was quite delightful. Also, cuz I had too :spudking:.

Edit: it was 111 when I started my reply ended up on page 113.​
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
I think Mom mentioned something about going on a business trip on her business Facebook, so she may actually be gone.



She has. . .a shrine. A virtual deity shrine. To herself. Wow. That is both mystifying & really autistic. Also she keeps deleting candles telling her to clean her room. There were three on there last I checked, & now they've mysteriously vanished. . .

Oh, speaking of mysticism, did you know she dabbles in majicks? I searched "hate my life" on her blog hoping to find some good posts & it pulled up these results:
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Are lemon trees a euphemism for something? Or is she just being ~*~*SO RANDOM XD*~*~?
Also, there's no such thing as "key lemons." Key lime pie is made with key limes. They are a type of small lime. Key lemon pie is not a thing. For fuck's sake.
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I don't remember if it's all referencing it, but I do know the "lemon whores" thing is from a terrible porn called Lemon Stealing Whores. Haven't seen it in years, but it's guvking hilarious, if you're into bad porn parody type stuff too.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
I think Mom mentioned something about going on a business trip on her business Facebook, so she may actually be gone.



She has. . .a shrine. A virtual deity shrine. To herself. Wow. That is both mystifying & really autistic. Also she keeps deleting candles telling her to clean her room. There were three on there last I checked, & now they've mysteriously vanished. . .

Oh, speaking of mysticism, did you know she dabbles in majicks? I searched "hate my life" on her blog hoping to find some good posts & it pulled up these results:
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Are lemon trees a euphemism for something? Or is she just being ~*~*SO RANDOM XD*~*~?
Also, there's no such thing as "key lemons." Key lime pie is made with key limes. They are a type of small lime. Key lemon pie is not a thing. For fuck's sake.
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I think that spell only works if your target dislikes lemons and hot sauce. I adore spicy foods, and I eat lemons like other people eat oranges.

PlzPlzPlz Kayla dear cast your silly spell on me, I've been having a craving for hot wings and lemonade.

Hot wings with 50 things of bleu cheese dressing. Only children and people of low intelligence dip wings in ranch.
 
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AnOminous said:
I thought he was just a run of the mill pederast, like Ernst Roehm.
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Oh, was he? I could've sworn I read somewhere that he crossdressed on the sly. Ah, well.

anephric said:
Her worship of lemons sounds like a follow-up CD to Waren Zevon's tribute album Enjoy Every Sandwich.
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Doesn't it, though?

. . .also the idea of trying to explain to Kayla the concept of lemons not being the same as tiny limes is making me giggle like an exceptional individual. It's been a weird day. :spudking:
Delicious Stickmeat said:
I think that spell only works if your target dislikes lemons and hot sauce. I adore spicy foods, and I eat lemons like other people eat oranges.
Hot wings with 50 things of bleu cheese dressing. Only children and people of low intelligence dip wings in ranch.
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Oh, man, me too! I. . .also really want to eat some key limes now, too.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Oh, speaking of mysticism, did you know she dabbles in majicks? I searched "hate my life" on her blog hoping to find some good posts & it pulled up these results:
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Are lemon trees a euphemism for something? Or is she just being ~*~*SO RANDOM XD*~*~?
Also, there's no such thing as "key lemons." Key lime pie is made with key limes. They are a type of small lime. Key lemon pie is not a thing. For fuck's sake.
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I wonder, if that doesn't work will she try the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha next?
 
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