Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

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Okay, now I'm just back to laughing. Thanks, @LordGoomy !

wait hang on

"us"

"us" meaning Kayla is being left alone with her 8 & 10 year old little brothers

Kayla's Mom, I thought you knew better. :c


I'd take anything Kayla says about her parents with a grain of salt. Much more likely she's saying "mommy and daddy are going away" in an attempt to get us to stop contacting them.
 
I'd take anything Kayla says about her parents with a grain of salt. Much more likely she's saying "mommy and daddy are going away" in an attempt to get us to stop contacting them.
oh God what if she never left and just made up this whole fantasy-trip to CVS and she's just been sitting at home futzing about with her phone the whole time?
 
If you're so Goth, where were you when I was sacking Rome?
The Emo's are the worst posuers. Worse posuers than even the Goths; and I should know, I was so Goth I bled Cainite Vitae.
I'd read you some of my poetry, but the War Crimes Tribunal at The Hague told me to knock that shit off.
dude shut up I was so goth
here is a TRUE & HONEST picture of me from high school
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they called me "The BOLDY! Berserker"
 
Like a crackhead, she's already back on tumblr.
Kayla's mom, you disappoint me. Kayla assured as she would be kicked out and yet here she is, bitching on tumblr and living at home.
You didn't do a very good job of chopping down the internet. Did anyone send Kayla's mom the nudes?

If I had to guess, I'd say that Kayla doesn't act out IRL and saves that all for her tumblrspasms so the hammer didn't come down cause Momma Kayla thought it was make-believe or something.

EDIT - though it seems she got her computer taken away or something cause she's saying she has to Tumblr from her phone.
 
Like a crackhead, she's already back on tumblr.
Kayla's mom, you disappoint me. Kayla assured as she would be kicked out and yet here she is, bitching on tumblr and living at home.
You didn't do a very good job of chopping down the internet. Did anyone send Kayla's mom the nudes?
Angie got sent links to the blog with the nudes, and I believe she was told about the nudes. But not the nudes themselves, no.
 

Okay, to show that I'm actually in a good mood, and the edgemaster shit was me fucking around, let me lighten the mood with a patented Custos Musical Interlude(tm).

Kayla's Mom
(sing to the tune of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne)

Kayla's Mom knows whats goin' on,
Kayla's Mom knows whats goin' on,
Kayla's Mom knows whats goin' on,
Kayla's Mom has conclusions drawn

Kayla didn't clean her rooo-ooo-ooo-ooom
(clean her room)
She stinks up the chat rooo-ooo-ooo-ooom
(Chat room)
Your mom knows about your stupid head trip,
(Stupid head trip)
Did you think you could give her the sli-iii-iii-ip
(Give her the slip)
We know your not a black boy with a headmate
Your dad'll kick ya out
Homeless is your fate

[Chorus]

Kayla's Mom knows whats goin' on,
She's got the facts
How you've acted like a mong
Kayla we can see,
You can't pull that shit on me
You gotta know you're wrong
And we have told it all to Kayla's Mom.
Kayla's Mom knows whats goin' on,
Kayla's Mom has conclusions drawn
 
Oh, I know. She's more like Goering.
Wasn't Goering also an ugly fat tranny? :alog:
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"Nice strangers who offer rides" oh jesus
please tell me this isn't real

'Hey kid, wanna watch my cats for the summer? It's totally safe, just get in my van-----'
How is this kid not too stupid to function what even

also >"getting candles on my shrine telling me to clean makes me not want to do it"

. . .I. . .what?
 
also >"getting candles on my shrine telling me to clean makes me not want to do it"

. . .I. . .what?

There's a website that people on Tumblr user a lot, it's a virtual shrine where you can leave a fake candle with a small message attached to it. Meant to be like a shrine for a god, but... for Tumblr users instead.
Catherine's shrine is here.
http://nshrine.com/shrine/control
 
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