Stray Sheep - tranny autistic from tumblr that loves horsecock and is triggered by this title

[KingofManga420]

. . . Good lord, I missed a lot.



Oh. Uh. Whoops. Lesson learned?

And you had such an amazing name and avatar, too....

 

[cluelessly]

Holy shit I just want to say I knew this cow had potential but that's a hell of a lot of milk. It's like Vade is back and on meth.

 

[Magpie]

Of course the night I actually go out and do something this thread blows the fuck up. And of course I went back and read the 30-40 something pages - what a ride. First being front and center at an amazing gig of my favorite band and then I return to the land overflowing with milk and honey. Amazing, I tell ya.

Congrats Kayla you make me wanna power level and considering how I have a habit of doing so that says something. Instead I shall refrain from doing so and saying this: we warned ya, dummy.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Why should I care about some shitty wiki.

I shall add this to The Big List of Famous Last Words Spoken by Texans, right next to "Hold my beer, I'm gonna show you a trick!"

@Stray Sheep stop ignoring everyone giving advice im gunno silt mu rwits wiht this razpr

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NO! You have so much to live for!!!1!

 

[RecordStoreToughGuy]

My friends understand that if I want to die that's my choice and that calling the police doesn't solve anything and can make shit worse.

Well, this was a rollercoaster ride from start to finish.

Of course it's going to "make shit worse," you asshat; you don't intend to carry out the threat at all so getting your ass thrown in a psych ward for 72 hours is cold, hard accountability, which of course you can't stand.

Next time this dipshit freaks out about suicide, I say call the cops. Take away one more tool this asshole is using to manipulate people. Guarantee she won't do it again.

 

[LordCustos3]

@Stray Sheep

I still want an answer to the question I asked oh so long ago: what prompted you to come here? What was your expectation of how it would go? What did you think you would accomplish by coming here?

She wanted someone, anyone to pay attention to her.
After 70 pages, I'd say Mission Fucking Accomplished.

I still say "Tall Building, Running Start, WEEEEEEEEE!!!!" would have been a better end to this ride, but as we all know: The Ride Never Ends.

There's not enough ranch.

Yeah you need 49 more to have 50 ranches.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Googling Kayla'a mom's name ironically lead me to this September 2014 article about avoiding technology overload in the family:

Katy mom Angie Waller helps her family avoid experiencing technology overload by balancing her childrens’ screen time with face-to-face socialization. “For my younger ones, ages 8 and 10, they have to play outside either at the pool or just with friends in the yard before Internet time,” says Waller. She also makes sure they’re involved in extracurricular activities and clubs. Waller says they are in “either a club at school, sports, or music. I have a football player and guitar player and a theater student.”

Families may even want to challenge themselves to a “media fast,” where they take a break from their normal digital routine to help them form new, healthy habits.

I think Mrs. Waller really needs to send her eldest daughter to play outside and make sure she's involved in extracurricular activities, not just the younger two children.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Sorry to show my power level here, Kayla, but I think I can relate to you.

You see, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. Pls donate to my Patreon.

 

[Cynical]

Googling Kayla'a mom's name ironically lead me to this September 2014 article about avoiding technology overload in the family:



I think Mrs. Waller really needs to send her eldest daughter to play outside and make sure she's involved in extracurricular activities, not just the younger two children.

Now that's just supremely ironic yet makes an eerie amount of sense. Kinda puts this lolcow's insane insistence Tumblr is her real mommy in more perspective, since it was basically the forbidden fruit, and since they gave her the asspats her mother insisted she didn't need without the tough love, no wonder she considers being kicked out and deprived of the Tumblr cult to be so horrible: She knows she's addicted and her reactions to us telling her get off the computer, get help, smell the roses, and fix her shitty life now make perfect sense:

We were essentially telling a junkie experiencing the side effect of a drug high ODing is bad and they thought it was easier to just keep doing more to make the pain go away, and we were proving shooting the Tumblr heroin wasn't working and she didn't want to accept it, so here being put in a psych hold without technology might be her idea of hell, but it's also what she NEEDS.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

You heard the woman, guys, why are we stalking her AND her family

 

[Mourning Dove]

Hey @Stray Sheep, since you apparently still lurk here, how about you go play outside rather than worry about me researching articles about how you should go play outside?

 

[Bluce Wee]

So her parents have been contacted and links given to her suicide stunt last night, right?

And they don't seem to have taken any action yet?

Well, that explains why she might be as fucked up as she is if a parent isn't going to step in and deal with that.

 

[AnOminous]

So her parents have been contacted and links given to her suicide stunt last night, right?

And they don't seem to have taken any action yet?

Well, that explains why she might be as fucked up as she is if a parent isn't going to step in and deal with that.

I hope that idiot knows next time the suicide threats start, some ween is just going to call the cops.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

There is so much that I can say about this. So, so much.

 

[Mourning Dove]

There is so much that I can say about this. So, so much.

If your biological mother is white, then you're still white because by proxy 50% of your DNA is from her. Yeah so you're 50% black, but 50% is not the majority. Sorry you can't win the Special Oppressed Olympics that way.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

If your biological mother is white, then you're still white because by proxy 50% of your DNA is from her. Yeah so you're 50% black, but 50% is not the majority. Sorry you can't win the Special Oppressed Olympics that way.

Amazing how we can tell so much about a person's race just by looking at their ass :^)

 

[chimpburgers]

There is so much that I can say about this. So, so much.

One tiny drop rule in full effect. Lol.

 

[Cid Highwind]

No suicide yet? Drama is only entertaining when there's violence!

Kayla, white girl, calling you female is not misgendering you. seeing that it's your actual gender. It's unmisgendering you!

 

[pickledance]

Googling Kayla'a mom's name ironically lead me to this September 2014 article about avoiding technology overload in the family:



I think Mrs. Waller really needs to send her eldest daughter to play outside and make sure she's involved in extracurricular activities, not just the younger two children.

So she's considered murdering and is jealous that her mom spends more time on an 8 and 10 year old instead of her grown-ass child. Just when I thought it couldn't get more pathetic.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

The irony, though, is that she posted this sometime earlier: