🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

Sekhmet666 said:
However, I've magically found another six and a half foot tall man who already owns a home where we will actually start a polycule and then we'll have our land and buy our fucking goats and have a preppy hippie commune and/or a fucking cult. In fact, he already owns a very nice camera and when we get settled down, he would love to join me in making videos so you can all soon see this lovely individual, Dennis.

Each shit and die, everyone who said that I couldn't do this and I couldn't move up in life. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool [mickrussom] I'm out!
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I'm not a religious person, but reading this makes me feel like you're possessed by demons.
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Chongqing said:
I thought Nikki never had a kid, and Sam's kids were taken away. Am I mixed up?
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Ghostface Killah said:
Nah the vapid cunt has a fuck trophie allegedly, I loosely say allegedly because at this point you've got to really got to wonder if anything out of her mouth is truth. I don't put it past her concocting some sort of schizo shit about an imaginary child as she's smoking like a fucking chimney. Idk.
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Nah, she's got a kid with some autistic Swedish homo she tricked into dumping one in her. I put some work in and verified it when she dropped it on us, it wasn't hard to find.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
This guy, Aaron, is a homeless scammer. He called Angie his wife, even though they were never married, and he called me his wife, even though we were never married. I referred to that as the honeymoon, and then I tried to move him into my apartment, but he was an unreasonable drag to be with. I just enjoyed being with the six and a half foot tall man. However, I've magically found another six and a half foot tall man who already owns a home where we will actually start a polycule and then we'll have our land and buy our fucking goats and have a preppy hippie commune and/or a fucking cult. In fact, he already owns a very nice camera and when we get settled down, he would love to join me in making videos so you can all soon see this lovely individual, Dennis.

Each shit and die, everyone who said that I couldn't do this and I couldn't move up in life. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool [mickrussom] I'm out!
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Why were you even with a guy who was married or claiming some other woman was his wife? Wouldn't that be a red flag on itself? And you seem incapable of learning so now you're hooking up with some other guy without even really knowing him. A couple weeks ago the other guy was great and now he's a scammer... perhaps if you got to know them before moving in with them that wouldn't happen. Specially if you're only going based on height, that's a terrible metric
 
Marlorck said:
Why were you even with a guy who was married or claiming some other woman was his wife? Wouldn't that be a red flag on itself? And you seem incapable of learning so now you're hooking up with some other guy without even really knowing him. A couple weeks ago the other guy was great and now he's a scammer... perhaps if you got to know them before moving in with them that wouldn't happen. Specially if you're only going based on height, that's a terrible metric
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He claimed he worships Satan. He claimed to be open to polycule. He was tall.
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Chongqing said:
I know! I'm not even joking, that kind of bummed me out. When I read, "You're cool," I was halfway expecting your name and my name, since we are obviously her subscribers. But no, it's someone else who didn't even earn it.

@Ghostface Killah, please insult @mickrussom for me.
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Right? How could she do this to her super fans like this?!!! OMG! So mean! Hrrrumph!
 
DominoPetachi said:
Right? How could she do this to her super fans like this?!!! OMG! So mean! Hrrrumph!
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She had to know that by posting the youtube video of her "honeymoon" that it'd end up being discussed here. It's why she did it! I've been on her side too. I still think she's a hero for knocking out Tarl's tooth. That will never change. But recently, I started noticing she seems to have this whole life fetish of wanting to be punished. She literally does it to herself over and over again. She got the reaction she wanted (punished) then she acts all mad about it, cussing up a storm at everyone.

@Sekhmet666 It's okay, hon! Thanks for keeping things entertaining. And for that, you're awesome! <3
 
HerTea Pants said:
She had to know that by posting the youtube video of her "honeymoon" that it'd end up being discussed here. It's why she did it! I've been on her side too. I still think she's a hero for knocking out Tarl's tooth. That will never change. But recently, I started noticing she seems to have this whole life fetish of wanting to be punished. She literally does it to herself over and over again. She got the reaction she wanted (punished) then she acts all mad about it, cussing up a storm at everyone.

@Sekhmet666 It's okay, hon! Thanks for keeping things entertaining. And for that, you're awesome! <3
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Trash begets trash. 🤷

Called it the moment I read her schizo shit the first time.
 
Ghostface Killah said:
I mean, speak for yourself. Lol
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Do you think I’d speak for you? I don’t even know your language.
Ghostface Killah said:
At this point it's like a random psycho bitch at a busstop talking to herself asking to borrow your lighter to do drugs in front of you.
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Visit the bus stops often, do ya?
Chongqing said:
I thought Nikki never had a kid, and Sam's kids were taken away. Am I mixed up?
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Nikki also has a child. She has a son with a Swedish man who has since remarried. IIRC she couldn’t handle living in Sweden so they all went back to The States to try it out. Not sure how much of that is true since you can’t just try it out. You can stay for a 3 month visit but then you have to go back unless you get a spousal visa/K1 and that shit is pricey which I don’t think they would have been able to afford. Also I don’t know that they were actually married. Could have been. It’s super easy to get married in Sweden and import spouses.

So I think he went for the three month visit and then HAD to go back because his time was up and took the baby with him because Nikki couldn’t support that baby in The States on her own.

According to Nikki, she was eventually awarded custody but by that point the baby’s country of habitual residence was already established in Sweden and my guess, if the rest of the story is true, is that The Hague pumped the breaks on their involvement following an investigation. They will look at the situation and decide to get involved only if a true kidnapping scenario has happened and only if returning the child to the mother/father is in the child’s best interest which it would not have been in this case as we can all see.

@Sekhmet666 Correct me if I’m wrong. Also, invite Dennis to the thread so we can get to know him and the wonderful world of polycule life.
 
DominoPetachi said:
Do you think I’d speak for you? I don’t even know your language.

Visit the bus stops often, do ya?

Nikki also has a child. She has a son with a Swedish man who has since remarried. IIRC she couldn’t handle living in Sweden so they all went back to The States to try it out. Not sure how much of that is true since you can’t just try it out. You can stay for a 3 month visit but then you have to go back unless you get a spousal visa/K1 and that shit is pricey which I don’t think they would have been able to afford. Also I don’t know that they were actually married. Could have been. It’s super easy to get married in Sweden and import spouses.

So I think he went for the three month visit and then HAD to go back because his time was up and took the baby with him because Nikki couldn’t support that baby in The States on her own.

According to Nikki, she was eventually awarded custody but by that point the baby’s country of habitual residence was already established in Sweden and my guess, if the rest of the story is true, is that The Hague pumped the breaks on their involvement following an investigation. They will look at the situation and decide to get involved only if a true kidnapping scenario has happened and only if returning the child to the mother/father is in the child’s best interest which it would not have been in this case as we can all see.

@Sekhmet666 Correct me if I’m wrong. Also, invite Dennis to the thread so we can get to know him and the wonderful world of polycule life.
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Depends, did you wipe your ass with her hard enough?
 
Sekhmet666 said:
However, I've magically found another six and a half foot tall man who already owns a home where we will actually start a polycule and then we'll have our land and buy our fucking goats and have a preppy hippie commune and/or a fucking cult. In fact, he already owns a very nice camera and when we get settled down, he would love to join me in making videos so you can all soon see this lovely individual, Dennis.

Each shit and die... I'm out!
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Sounds like fun. What will your cult be based around? Sex, religion, drugs, owls, a guru? Every good cult needs a clear focus of intention.

Looking forward to the new vlog content on building a successful cult from the ground up.

Im picturing a giant, ancient marble lingam phallus idol in the center of the garden, where the female cult members can perform worship on full moons while smoking copius amounts of weed and chanting to ICP.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
GFM? Goat-Fucking Man?
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:lol:

It stands for Go Fund Me.

Also, since I mostly switched to alogging Hamplanet, I haven’t been reading this thread, but noticed there has been precious little actual Tarl content for the last few pages. Has he just perpetually passed out drunk or did he wise up and get off the internet(:optimistic:)?

Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
He's quoting "Tourettes Guy" on Xitter, which makes me think that he's just recently caught up with Sara's thread since we were quoting him back and forth before she got trained.

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E: Niter is randomly dropping. Naturally.

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TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES: FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT TARL’S DAUGHTER.

UPDATE: APPARENTLY TARL DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT, SO FUCK HIM.
 
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