🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

Chongqing said:
Imagine your new "husband" is drunk for your honeymoon, which you spend on your pussynova mattress you bought for yourself.

Anyway, wasn't this guy recently crying over his own wife, because he's married already?

Does anyone have any insight?

I'm getting huge unsubstantiated claim fatigue.
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This guy, Aaron, is a homeless scammer. He called Angie his wife, even though they were never married, and he called me his wife, even though we were never married. I referred to that as the honeymoon, and then I tried to move him into my apartment, but he was an unreasonable drag to be with. I just enjoyed being with the six and a half foot tall man. However, I've magically found another six and a half foot tall man who already owns a home where we will actually start a polycule and then we'll have our land and buy our fucking goats and have a preppy hippie commune and/or a fucking cult. In fact, he already owns a very nice camera and when we get settled down, he would love to join me in making videos so you can all soon see this lovely individual, Dennis.

Each shit and die, everyone who said that I couldn't do this and I couldn't move up in life. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool [mickrussom] I'm out!
 
Sekhmet666 said:
This guy, Aaron, is a homeless scammer. He called Angie his wife, even though they were never married, and he called me his wife, even though we were never married. I referred to that as the honeymoon, and then I tried to move him into my apartment, but he was an unreasonable drag to be with. I just enjoyed being with the six and a half foot tall man. However, I've magically found another six and a half foot tall man who already owns a home where we will actually start a polycule and then we'll have our land and buy our fucking goats and have a preppy hippie commune and/or a fucking cult. In fact, he already owns a very nice camera and when we get settled down, he would love to join me in making videos so you can all soon see this lovely individual, Dennis.

Each shit and die, everyone who said that I couldn't do this and I couldn't move up in life. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool [mickrussom] I'm out!
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Hahahahaha kill yourself
 
Sekhmet666 said:
This guy, Aaron, is a homeless scammer. He called Angie his wife, even though they were never married, and he called me his wife, even though we were never married. I referred to that as the honeymoon, and then I tried to move him into my apartment, but he was an unreasonable drag to be with. I just enjoyed being with the six and a half foot tall man. However, I've magically found another six and a half foot tall man who already owns a home where we will actually start a polycule and then we'll have our land and buy our fucking goats and have a preppy hippie commune and/or a fucking cult. In fact, he already owns a very nice camera and when we get settled down, he would love to join me in making videos so you can all soon see this lovely individual, Dennis.

Each shit and die, everyone who said that I couldn't do this and I couldn't move up in life. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool [mickrussom] I'm out!
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Start a new GFM.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
Ah, a lolcow polycule -> hostile divorce pipeline. Yes, please!
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I can't not see Nikki as Randall Craig "Tex" Cobb in Raising Arizona.
Sekhmet666 said:
Each shit and die, everyone who said that I couldn't do this and I couldn't move up in life. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool [mickrussom] I'm out!
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Wrong movie. Damn it. Don't worry, you'll be back next week after your fantasy runs out. Work on that right hook, though- cuz you could be on TV with only security and not cops.
 
Locust Day said:
There's more negroes on the inside, especially in Louisiana.
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Hate to bring up Mutt's Law, which is mostly mythical at this point, but a jail in Louisiana is exactly where it would happen to a scrawny white boy.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
Each shit and die, everyone who said that I couldn't do this and I couldn't move up in life.
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You can do this or you can move up in life, but you cannot do both.

What's up with you trusting all these men, by the way?

Do you think tallness = truthfulness, so you don't have to get to know them?
 
Sekhmet666 said:
This guy, Aaron, is a homeless scammer. He called Angie his wife, even though they were never married, and he called me his wife, even though we were never married. I referred to that as the honeymoon, and then I tried to move him into my apartment, but he was an unreasonable drag to be with. I just enjoyed being with the six and a half foot tall man. However, I've magically found another six and a half foot tall man who already owns a home where we will actually start a polycule and then we'll have our land and buy our fucking goats and have a preppy hippie commune and/or a fucking cult. In fact, he already owns a very nice camera and when we get settled down, he would love to join me in making videos so you can all soon see this lovely individual, Dennis.

Each shit and die, everyone who said that I couldn't do this and I couldn't move up in life. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool [mickrussom] I'm out!
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Tarl, Mr. Scribble face, Dennis... third time's a charm.... or is it three strikes and you're out? I really hope things work out for you, even though I am skeptical.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
However, I've magically found another six and a half foot tall man who already owns a home where we will actually start a polycule and then we'll have our land and buy our fucking goats and have a preppy hippie commune and/or a fucking cult. In fact, he already owns a very nice camera and when we get settled down, he would love to join me in making videos so you can all soon see this lovely individual, Dennis.
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We want to meet this Dennis, give him a link here and tell him to introduce himself!
 
Sekhmet666 said:
This guy, Aaron, is a homeless scammer. He called Angie his wife, even though they were never married, and he called me his wife, even though we were never married. I referred to that as the honeymoon, and then I tried to move him into my apartment, but he was an unreasonable drag to be with. I just enjoyed being with the six and a half foot tall man. However, I've magically found another six and a half foot tall man who already owns a home where we will actually start a polycule and then we'll have our land and buy our fucking goats and have a preppy hippie commune and/or a fucking cult. In fact, he already owns a very nice camera and when we get settled down, he would love to join me in making videos so you can all soon see this lovely individual, Dennis.

Each shit and die, everyone who said that I couldn't do this and I couldn't move up in life. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool [mickrussom] I'm out!
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You should probably stop moving in with men you've known for a week but good luck, I'm sure this will be the one who is exactly what you think he is. Hopefully he has better taste in music.
 
Sekhmet666 said:
This guy, Aaron, is a homeless scammer. He called Angie his wife, even though they were never married, and he called me his wife, even though we were never married. I referred to that as the honeymoon, and then I tried to move him into my apartment, but he was an unreasonable drag to be with. I just enjoyed being with the six and a half foot tall man. However, I've magically found another six and a half foot tall man who already owns a home where we will actually start a polycule and then we'll have our land and buy our fucking goats and have a preppy hippie commune and/or a fucking cult. In fact, he already owns a very nice camera and when we get settled down, he would love to join me in making videos so you can all soon see this lovely individual, Dennis.

Each shit and die, everyone who said that I couldn't do this and I couldn't move up in life. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool [mickrussom] I'm out!
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Hey pump a couple beers in me and I’ll propose to the stripper who is nice to me.
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
@Sekhmet666 starting to think you permanently never able to interact with your child was for the best, in the end.
God has a sense of humor, after all.
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It's not like she's likely truthful either way. Obviously there were reasons the child was extracted. Her little cute larp about talking to lawyers and other such international larp involving international custody issues

DominoPetachi said:
Also how rude that she told us to fuck off even though we were so nice to her.
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I mean, speak for yourself. Lol
 
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Chongqing said:
I thought Nikki never had a kid, and Sam's kids were taken away. Am I mixed up?
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Nah the vapid cunt has a fuck trophie allegedly, I loosely say allegedly because at this point you've got to really got to wonder if anything out of her mouth is truth. I don't put it past her concocting some sort of schizo shit about an imaginary child as she's smoking like a fucking chimney. Idk.

At this point it's like a random psycho bitch at a busstop talking to herself asking to borrow your lighter to do drugs in front of you.

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Edit: This thread has truly been fucking biblical
 
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