🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

Ghostface Killah said:
Didn't he disclose and discuss doing sexual shit with his uncle?
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I didn't include a lot of his bullshit, or his bonus segment, but he has 7 uncles and 3 aunts. This was his favorite Uncle who glazed the ham, he doesn't know how to glaze a ham either. I mean, this "man" is beyond useless in the kitchen, and because of his crippling anxiety hasn't enjoyed going to places and eating weird local foods. But he's a master occultist mind you.

I'm reminded of a story I read recently I'll see if I can find it, about a guy in Florida who went to the same restaurant and ordered there gumbo everyday for like 10 years. One day he didn't come in for his lunch, after a couple days the staff at the restaurant went to his house and found that he'd had an accident and saved his life. Another win for autism!

 
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Sweet Esther said:
His degeneration increases, commensurately with the passage of time. A bonafide foul individual.
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I'd say more of a "fowl" individual, since he worships a bird. 🦉

Soapmore said:
I'm imagining Tarl packing for his New York getaway, packing that tricorne hat. Can't forget that damn hat!
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Even better if it was lovingly packed in one of those 1940's-style women's hat boxes.
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Sneed Force One said:
What is with the interior design, its simultaneously empty yet full of random crap.
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Schrödinger's hovel.
 
Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6 said:
Cobes wouldn’t co-sign a thing about Tarl. Cobes also respected women. Fuck sickos, fuck rape, fuck suicide.
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That's why Tarl is the fake gothic bad boy. Cobes knew worshipping a gay owl is dumb. Praise Cobra's Magic!

The funny thing is that Tarl is slowly transforming physically into Cobes. Lisping, drunk, unwashed filthmonger with a hairline racing faster than his pulse when he thinks about cocks.
 
There’s only two reasons he would linger on the machete for a second
1. He legitimately thought he had mastered the sword and could take them before remembering that he wasn’t an anime character
2. Suicide by cop didn’t seem that bad all things considered
 
Paul Revere Pantry Raider said:
That's why Tarl is the fake gothic bad boy. Cobes knew worshipping a gay owl is dumb. Praise Cobra's Magic!
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Tarl's chaos magic class is really coming back to bite him. He can't even begin to cast a circle of protection.
Gas said:
stfu wet fat b%tch
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You are allowed to say bad words here.
Ghostface Killah said:
Can @FaggotOwlDemon assist?
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Unfortunately, there are much more powerful arcane magicks at work in his situation.
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Leylon Sneed said:
10 Turtle soup, he's amazed that Cajun food is Cajun food
9 Maple ham and sweet potato, his uncle makes peepee poopoo jokes too
8 His own chilli, regular chilli, also he can't ride a bike, he says spicy, but it sounds pretty bland
7 Mom's tuna noodle casserole, cheesy, needs more peas, he adds ketchup
6 Tennybrook BLT, he doesn't know that Tennybrook is a proper grocery store, Rutland only has gas stations (he doesn't know about the PubSub, no one tell him)
5 Medium rare steak Sam(?) makes, ribeye, marinated with onions and thyme, served with various vegetables
4 Dad's tomato basil soup, Roma tomatoes, creamy tomato soup, thickened with cream
3 His own yogurt fruit smoothie, Greek yogurt coconut water, assorted fruit, cardimum
2 Wanton soup from China Lite, probably a Rutland restaurant, sounds like house soup(not gonna lie house dishes are usually pretty, they tend to throw whatever they have laying around the kitchen in there), he came
1 Crawfish bisque, he doesn't know what bisque is, probably doesn't know what a crawdad is either, he's amazed that hole in the wall restaurants make bomb food

Talk about the most sheltered white trash taste imaginable.
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He will eat a good knuckle sandwich

Heh gottem
 
Ghostface Killah said:
Didn't he disclose and discuss doing sexual shit with his uncle?
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Yes, something about touching peepees and “other things”.
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
Nothing like romancing a simpleton sperg to confirm that you're a hebephile*. Misfits often are, since nobody else would date them.

*Hebephilia is rapidly starting to mean attraction to 'tweens with some sexual development, but has been more broadly applied to predation on the vulnerable.
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I thought he was more of an ephebophile but I suspect he likes them younger for the same reason he is attracted to broken women and literal retards like Mel and mamaJF.
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
So, is he honestly daft? Even if an uncle downloaded CP, why broadcast that?
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My guess would be to get out ahead of the shit hitting the fan should they deep dive his phone.
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
And if he really did, what would make you retain the CP, even if you didn't turn the old pervert uncle in?

It should not be a problem any longer.
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Correct. So, there should be no reason to ever bring this up, but he did anyway. He answered a question nobody asked which makes him sus imo.
Malikov said:
Speaking of retards:
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Jesus. Tarl will be living in a run down studio with no furniture and swinging blades around complete with sound effects if he listens to that douche.
RacistNigga21 said:
This nigga is dressing like he’s in Bloodbourne :stress:
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And I bet he never even played. This faggot looks like he’s about to sashay away. lol
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