🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

ShiverStar said:
Get it over with, Tard. You'll be behind bars less than a year for everything and then you can come out and act like an insufferable know-it-all about everything from homemade alcohol to gangs to prison reform to bodyweight fitness.
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WWNND what would Nutty Norman do? I never read it, but I assume Nutty Norman is an autobiography.

I was the progenitor of Anisa's Law (In any given situation, she will pick the dumbest option). There's got to be some cosmic Tarl Theorem where the outcome of any given situation will always be the most comical.
 
Godmode said:
WWNND what would Nutty Norman do? I never read it, but I assume Nutty Norman is an autobiography.
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Nutty Norman would get to the cell block and say "ok boys circle up!" and when all the prisoners surrounded him with their dicks out he would spin around in a circle and cut all of them off, then make pruno out of the dicks, but since there was no yeast in the pruno to activate it he would have to shit in the bag of dicks and eventually make the most epic, psychoactive pruno that any jail system has ever seen. He would make little sourdough starters of it and sell them for thousands of dollars in commissary money and eventually he gets the entire US prison system hooked on his dick puree pruno. He is seen as an untouchable, golden god through facility and rules with an iron fist, converting hundreds to Stolarianism.
 
I would not get my hopes up for anything "big" happening tomorrow or Monday. Every time I get sucked into these countdowns, it always leads to a continuance. If I am wrong ( I hope I am), enjoy it as a pleasant surprise.
 
ShiverStar said:
Nutty Norman would get to the cell block and say "ok boys circle up!" and when all the prisoners surrounded him with their dicks out he would spin around in a circle and cut all of them off, then make pruno out of the dicks, but since there was no yeast in the pruno to activate it he would have to shit in the bag of dicks and eventually make the most epic, psychoactive pruno that any jail system has ever seen. He would make little sourdough starters of it and sell them for thousands of dollars in commissary money and eventually he gets the entire US prison system hooked on his dick puree pruno. He is seen as an untouchable, golden god through facility and rules with an iron fist, converting hundreds to Stolarianism.
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ShiverStar said:
Bonus bullet point: Nikki confirmed that Styx has considered suicide by cop, and in his pirate arrest video, you can see him hold on to his holstered machete just a couple seconds longer tehan he should almost like he was planning to
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Wow, so Styx is such a pussy he can't even end himself like a man. He has to make someone else do it and carry the burden. It really doesn't get any lower, as if the pain suicide inflicts on others isn't enough. What an absolute piece of shit. This legitimately makes me angry, I don't even feel like making jokes about Stolas or asspiracy.
 
El Chicharron said:
Wow, so Styx is such a pussy he can't even end himself like a man. He has to make someone else do it and carry the burden. It really doesn't get any lower, as if the pain suicide inflicts on others isn't enough. What an absolute piece of shit. This legitimately makes me angry, I don't even feel like making jokes about Stolas or asspiracy.
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Kill him.
 
El Chicharron said:
Wow, so Styx is such a pussy he can't even end himself like a man. He has to make someone else do it and carry the burden. It really doesn't get any lower, as if the pain suicide inflicts on others isn't enough. What an absolute piece of shit. This legitimately makes me angry, I don't even feel like making jokes about Stolas or asspiracy.
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If you watched the video you would've seen he may have ended up taking Nikki with him. If the officer would have fired on him there is a possibility Nikki would've been hit as well because she was sitting in a chair right behind him. It could have gone very badly.
 
King George III said:
Yes, there has been. He of course fucked it up, unless "ccit" means anything and I don't think he's talking about the Comprehensive Coalition on International Terrorism.
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Imagine Tarl in the prison showers. As inmates slowly close in on him from all sides preparing to plunder his booty, Styx makes a crucifix with his fingers, points it towards them and screams, "Nemo me impune lacessit! NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSIT!!!" in futility.
 
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