Super Smash Bros.

Marissa Moira said:
>teases gamers for years
>creates multiple battle passes
>triples the amount of swordsmen
>final reveal comes up
>people hypothesizing for months
>releases another swordsman
>shits self
>doesn't explain anything
>retires

Now will the post Sakurai era be better than the Sakurai era?
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They'll just add more swordsmen. Gotta have 10 more swordsmen.
 
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Marissa Moira said:
>teases gamers for years
>creates multiple battle passes
>triples the amount of swordsmen
>final reveal comes up
>people hypothesizing for months
>releases another swordsman
>shits self
>doesn't explain anything
>retires

Now will the post Sakurai era be better than the Sakurai era?
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100%

Smash Bros is 100% gonna get a reboot next console with a trimmed down roster and no more Sakurai autism, just pure Nintendo being in control autism and adding shill picks every other fucking minute, your only 3rd party is gonna be Sonic
 
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Ravana said:
The only thing that bums me out about Sora's inclusion is the music's a bit lacking
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Square enix doesnt own the tracks, they belong to the artists and it has always been this way
Dont know why retards still ask the same question when it has been answered since back when they were squaresoft
 
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The Real Richard Simmons said:
What's his Ultimate going to do? Bore you to death with 2 hours worth of exposition in anime cut scenes?
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He fucking traps you behind a smash bros. door and locks it with a death laser it's the funniest shit.

A year or 2 ago I made a few shitpost stages based around Kingdom hearts. One of them was the door to darkness where the floor just immediately collapses and the only thing keeping you afloat is the wind currents. Ironically this turns out to be one of the best possible stages for Sora with his stupid "lighter than every other character but also able to airdash" thing. Another one was just a crudely built ansem flying around in the background spazzing out as the mario and luigi 3 final boss theme made by the same composer as Kingdom Hearts plays. Once this update drops I might change the music on them for online matches with friends.
 
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The artist that makes the tracks is right there, making arrangements for the Ultimate. It's not hard to ask her.
The Real Richard Simmons said:
Are you sad that you won't get to jerk off to Simple and Clean while taking lewd screenshots of Kirby wearing a Sora wig while Yoshi eats Rosalina's ass?
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You sound pretty mad. and also gay. Go outside.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
So how about some Smash mods?
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>Dark Samus
>not the EATHRBOUND64 FUG :D design for Lucas
>Stages range from good to shit because they just use mishmashed assets and have poor stage design overall
>made Mad Piano a legit character instead of an ABRIL FOOLS joke
>added Conker cause any other rare character would've been too much work
>clones, clones and more clones
no thanks
 
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Ravana said:
The artist that makes the tracks is right there, making arrangements for the Ultimate. It's not hard to ask her.
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Yeah this is what bothers me. Kingdom Hearts' music composer does the music for SEVERAL nintendo games, Ultimate included. Hell, one of the Kingdom Hearts' tracks is almost a 1 to 1 remaster of a mario song she made.

Ironically, it was also the game geno was in, not fucking kidding here.

 
Mecha-Jerkop said:
YOU WILL NOT REFERENCE DISNEY CHARACTERS
YOU WILL NOT REFERENCE DISNEY MATERIAL
YOU CAN NOT USE MONSTRO AS A STAGE
YOU CAN NOT USE DONALD AND GOOFY DESPITE THEIR RELEVANCE TO THE SERIES
YOU WILL NOT USE HIKARU UTADA'S SONGS
YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO USE THE MICKEY EMBLEM ON THE KINGDOM KEY
YOU WILL PAY US $10 MILLION DOLLARS IN ROYALTIES EVERY TIME YOU RERELEASE THE GAME
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It gets better,in a FF14 article where people were asking for a KH collab, the high echelons of Square Enix aka the guys that literally make the game said that they absolutely despise dealing with KH, releasing a Kingdom heart game is such a massive pain in the ass legally that they only do it after Disney stop ruining their own IP's and get a little more flexible about it
 
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