Superman was raped??? - WTF? LOL

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What the fuck am I looking at

God I wish this was the tard route they went down. Guess it'll get retconned out in 10 years but damn.
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People who are mega simps for Batman and use him as a Marty Stu are fat and gay and I would NOT have sex with them.
 
Gravityqueen4life said:
it was not Luther or Darkside that broke the man of steel. but some polish literally who.

poor little Kryptonian boy!
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I mean, I would have suffer in immeasurable amount of nightmares if I was both physically raped by a dildobat and mindraped trough being forced looking at Polish Cow meme for 8 months 24/7 non-stop, too.
But hey, at least I don't have a son that pozloaded his neg hole trough redditard love. :story;
 
what in the god damn fuck? I remember reading a thread on /tv/ where channers where arguing about why batman made a kryptonite spear and not kryptonite bullets or something else in BvS, anyway during the discussion some anon comes along and says that Batman should have just made a Kryptonite dildo and raped Superman into submission to show his dominance, was that anon this story's author? Please tell me someone spiked my drink and this thread is just my imagination.
Also I wouldn't mind Big Barda getting brain washed into makign porn with me...
 
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DC and Batman fans been Marty Stu-ing Batman ever since DKR. It is DC itself made it canonical Batman by himself can defeat the entire extended Justice League including Superman. And this was done almost two decades before BvS.

Marvel and Punisher fans done exactly the same with Punisher with conventional guns. Even against heroes who're at the very minimum bullet proof.
 
Alexa, play that shitty gay song about how tough it is to be Superman...
Alexa:
Also, butt rape.
 
That's good visual representation of what woke DC did to him and Superman related characters.

Also gross. :stress: Is dude rape going to become a new fad too like making everyone lgbt queer?
 
The interesting thing is that usually male rape stopped being portrayed because it made gays look bad (and only women are allowed to be raped). My guess it's just the author's fetish.
 
The idea of a vulnerable Superman could be an interesting story, but this cliched rape story is just fucking retarded and hard to take seriously. Superman is written like a female rape victim
 
Here is the fundamental flaw with a plot like this, as many have said already and anyone with half a brain cell and a passing understanding of storytelling can point out:

It's Superman. Superman is one of the strongest beings in the universe. He has one surefire weakness, Kryptonite, and even then he's been known to overcome that obstacle in smaller doses. Superman will never, ever, be put into a situation like Lois Lane might because he is phenomenally stronger than she is when he puts zero effort in, never mind when he actively tries to use his strength.

You want to put Clark in a position like this? Fine. However, it needs to be brutal. Conditions that would be enough to undermine and debase the regular woman will not fly on Superman's dime. It needs to be worse, billions of times fucking worse, to even be debatably passable.

Tied up and beaten down, lashed and knifed with Kryptonite weaponry and restraints. Trapped in a dark cellar where no one can witness his resolved silence. He needs to be bled like a pig and humiliated, dehumanized, and completely and utterly broken both physically and psychologically over a period of months if not years, because Clark has a strong mental fortitude to boot. Bomb him, burn him, melt his flesh. Shove Kryptonite feed down his throat, inject it straight into his veins. Cripple him, saw off a damn limb, disfigure him until he is no longer recognizable. Torture the people he loves, show him videos of cats never getting out of their trees, murder his parents just out of his reach. Kill cities, nations, genocide innocents. You need to take his suffering to the absolute extreme, watch him attempt to bounce back, and then shove him even deeper down this abyss of misery. Over and over and over again.

And then, only then, when he is nothing but a husk, do you whip out your dick and politely ask the Man of Steel to take it. Outside on a nice sunny day, birds chirping and his knees protected by a pretty picnic blanket. When Clark falls down such an emotional slope that he cannot muster the ability to find hope, then you can rape him and have even a sliver of the same effect rape might on the average person or in the average story.

And even then, it is most likely that Superman would turn around, conjure up triple the pain and suffering he felt, and take it out on the rest of the universe before he takes all of that lying down with a yes daddy, harder daddy. Superman will forgo his innate values and slaughter billions before he just gives up and folds.

"It was so traumatizing I sweat." This bitch routinely loops the motherfucking sun. Stop projecting your woe is me, I had a semi-bad experience once that I didn't stop even though I had the power to do so several steps before it happened and have re-framed it for pity points, now feel sorry for me pls bullshit onto Superman.

And to top it all off, big boy with the unstable family life, mental issues, hoards of cash and such a brittle sense of will that one little oopsie murder might turn him into a crazed serial killer, Batman, mister Gary Stu himself, saves the day.

Too long, too MATI: can't buck break white man, white man buck breaks you.
 
The Gangster Computer said:
Also Superman likes reading mail.
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Is this a reference to some campy 60s comic where he would read fanmail?
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I am just now going off my memory, but Superman read the letters that he get from people. I remember that in death of superman, there is an issue after he "died" that the other hero are shocked over the amount of letters he get and how many he answer.
I think it is pretty endearing.
Spergmeister Linkara goes over it in this video:
 
Basic Blonde Boy said:
To the people who claim Superman can beak Goku, how do you justify this?
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All I get out of this is that Goku, Hulk, Saitama, and Batman (with prep time) would all obviously lose to a dude who got raped. It's not a proud moment for anyone.

The Gangster Computer said:
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"Lubania"? Like "lube-anus"?

Mary the Goldsmith said:
what in the god damn fuck? I remember reading a thread on /tv/ where channers where arguing about why batman made a kryptonite spear and not kryptonite bullets or something else in BvS
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So he could get stabbed in the side like Jesus got stabbed in the side by the spear of Longinus, bravo Snyder
 
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