Superman was raped??? - WTF? LOL

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
How is this even possible? Due to Superman's super strength, his butthole would be impenetrable. It would be like trying to force your penis through a sheet of titanium.
 
I decided to do some digging through those free-comics-online sites to see the story this rape comic is supposed to be a sequel to since I didn't trust the DC wiki. There was no rape and the torture didn't even involve BDSM. It was just Colonel Klink making a depowered Superman and Batman do a lot of manual labor, pulling pranks on them, and making them look like idiots while he recorded everything and sent it to US journalists as a reminder of why their shit hole commie country should be feared and respected.
1641242777857.png
1641242874760.png
1641242913860.png


And here's the real rape scene and the only time Superman and Colonel Klink were alone together.
1641242958185.png

The new comic retconned Superman getting thrown in a garbage can, to him getting his rear can filled with trash.

The new rape comic also has it so it was Marty Stu Batman who saved Superman's ass from booty rape, but in the original, both of them worked together to escape, and it was Superman in Batman's costume who ultimately saved the day and threw the bad guy out the window.
1641243543530.png


Colonel Klink was also such a nice guy that he never took off Batman's mask.
Also this panel cracks me up. Its like those corny Jimmy Olsen comics.
1641243417121.png

Modern writers took a funny and corny 60s comic and used it as a way to make Superman even more of a bitch.
 
I think I'll give them what they want. Write basically the same story. But it's Supergirl getting raped. Not Superman. Then when the SJWs and woke people complain, ask why it's OK to do it to one and not the other.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Spider-Man got raped too

View attachment 2852553
Click to expand...
There is a major difference between what happened to Superman and what happened to Peter in that comic strip you posted. "Spider-Man" never got raped. Peter Parker might have been... But there's a huge difference between the most powerful superhero (or at least one of them) getting explicitly butfucked and an unpowered child/teen getting probably just molested.
 
The Gangster Computer said:
-SNIP-

Colonel Klink was also such a nice guy that he never took off Batman's mask.
Also this panel cracks me up. Its like those corny Jimmy Olsen comics.
View attachment 2855302
Modern writers took a funny and corny 60s comic and used it as a way to make Superman even more of a bitch.
Click to expand...
I don't give a shit about this because it is mostly neckbeards and losers who read comic books, so who cares, but that batman panel is amazing.
 
mr.moon1488 said:
Gotta say, I've seen some shit, but this is one of the more interesting things I've seen that's pushed someone towards 1488.
Click to expand...
Doomcock is a bullshitter who will say anything if he thinks it will get him more views and subscribers.
 
anti SJW said:
I think I'll give them what they want. Write basically the same story. But it's Supergirl getting raped. Not Superman. Then when the SJWs and woke people complain, ask why it's OK to do it to one and not the other.
Click to expand...
I wouldn't bother, I've sent tons of Supergirl rapefics to DC and I've never gotten anything back but form rejection letters.

XYZpdq said:
yeah I'll be fair, although it's silly for Big Blue to get raped simply due to logistics there is some precedent for major capes to get it

also apparently Banner only got almost-raped
View attachment 2852810
Click to expand...
Haha, he drops the soap in the fifth panel. Classic blunder!

The Gangster Computer said:
Apparently this Red and Blue crap came out months ago, and its only now that it started to gain traction. It was also followed by several more issues. Anyone know if there's more rape or troon cringe in the new issues?
Click to expand...
That's really the best part. When Superman died, it was a major pop culture event, covered by the media, surrounded by merch hype and everything. Nobody even noticed this for almost a year. I guess they went a little too far with this to even get wring some "Superman Got Raped (And That's a Good Thing)" clickbait articles out of it... ordinarily that's the only way the world knows about the SHOCKING developments in comic books or remembers that they're still published.

anti SJW said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tsO7g3Lp8YA
I've never seen Him more pissed. Only thing left to do is push the button.
Click to expand...
Comic books have been right about to die (any minute now) for like 30 years. The edgelord era of the 90s was the last time kids actually read them and even then they were marketing to speculators. Death would have been more merciful and by 2032 all comic books will be explicit interracial communist tranny rape porn funded by the Learned Elders of Zion.
 
Honestly it is at the point where if DC and Marvel cared to improve things they would start by filtering out writers by asking the following question: Are you or have you ever been a shipper? If yes, and it is not followed by an expression of embarrassment from your stupid teenage years well than thank you for your time. *Shreds resume.*

There are a lot of problems with modern comic book writers but filtering out shippers I think is a good starting point.
 
You know, time was... Saying "This character from X property that I love 'got raped'. " was hyperbole.
Case in point, South Park made an entire episode centering around Lucas and Spielberg *raping* Indiana Jones over a decade ago, because the (at the time) new Indiana Jones film sucked ass:

Bu yeah... They actually fucking raped Superman. Literally.
 
The Gangster Computer said:
Colonel Klink was also such a nice guy that he never took off Batman's mask.
Also this panel cracks me up. Its like those corny Jimmy Olsen comics.
View attachment 2855302
Modern writers took a funny and corny 60s comic and used it as a way to make Superman even more of a bitch.
Click to expand...
When was this written?

This panel is reminiscent of something the NVA actually did in POW camps for propaganda purposes, which is why I ask.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom