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Swords are gay, a spade and a good swing would do the job.
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Seriously, who buys these?
I actually knew a guy at uni with one of those. He wasn't any sort of neckbeard though, he was just into fantasy. I knew him from one of the sports clubs and he was a med student, so he would probably have been the Chad in this situation.
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To be fair, a common or garden spade would be a pretty decent weapon. Decent reach, decent weight, and a blade would do some damage.
THat said, if you walk around with a spade over your shoulder, you're still going to look like a jackass unless you're a gardener.
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Da, Tovarish.
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Im paging through this thread to laugh at spergs but this guy is my favorite. He fucking owns. Shit, at least compared to the other neckbeards in this thread, he's just making it his own thing. Some dude who's high 24/7 playing with swords and acting like a gangsta. Sign me up.
My favorite thing about him though is that you just KNOW he's like, the black sheep, the failed Duck Dynasty family member. The one they dont talk about. As fucked up and retarded as that show was, the producers looked at him and were like, "Nah, lets keep him out of the show, he's TOO retarded... Can you tell him that Beyonce wants to see him in California for four years or something? He'd love that."
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He's got his own thread on the forum (Twiztidclwn the Ninja) and he does livestreams on drugs every once in a while. He's involved in some weird juggalo turf war and he does his weapon videos partially to intimidate his opponents.
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Has this gem been posted yet?
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Read 32 pages of this thread in one go, which was probably a mistake. I feel like the wobbling guts have hypnotized me.
These guys should just take up LARPing. At least they'd get out in the fresh air more.
These guys should just take up LARPing. At least they'd get out in the fresh air more.
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Oh man, I love Cold Steel. It's straight out of Tim and Eric.
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Antifags will have the taste of Colonel Sanders's cold Confederate steel. He has trained for this day since early retirement, learning to wield his great-great-grandfather's cavalry sabre by studying the original 1861 edition of Hardee's manual of arms and drill in between watching re-runs of Ken Burns's Civil War documentary series. With one stroke, he can slice clean through a bale of cotton, and with a single stab he can pierce the hardened skin of a ripened watermelon. Woe unto the antifag, black bloc rabblerouser who stands between this proud Southron and the local bingo hall!
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His great great grandfather's sword? Nigga looks so old that's probably HIS sword that he used in the civil war
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Too bad he did not save his old dress uniform, it probably would have looked cooler than the Columbine trenchcoat and polo shirt combination
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That is correct. The outer steel (before lamination) was folded 12 to 14 times to remove the excess of carbon and impurities like sulfur that would make the blade brittle.
That would result in dozen thousands of layers of steel which would create a beautiful pattern visible after differential hardening and polishing.
Why are katana swords so common in the hands of idiots? Because they were made to be used in martial arts of Japanese origin, like my beloved Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu.
Sad to say, but even Bujinkan as an organization has its fair share of incompetent instructors and idiots. There are also idiots who come up with outlandish stories of being trained as kids by some mysterious Japanese master (like Kairo Seijuro, Frank Dux, Ashida Kim, Bryce Frederick Dallas of "Konigun").
None of them can't even prove having a teacher to begin with and there are just idiots who don't claim any martial arts background, like weebs. They just purchase one of these katana and larp on Youtube.
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Nigger, the dude you're replying to, and this thread, has been dead for years. What the fuck are you even doing?
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Being a member of a Facebook group called "Bullshit Martial Arts" (similar to Bullshido), we were remembering of our long dead lolcow Kenny "Kairo Seijuro" and I saw him mentioned in this thread.
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Somewhat off topic, but I remember that guy and his redneck fake ninja sex cult from back in the day. If those people had any substantial internet presence they would 100% have a thread here. Really horrific shit, and also hilarious because Bryce was morbidly obese and had people believing he was a master of ninjutsu among other things.
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