Infected Sword Enthusiasts - folded up to a million times!

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lmfao
 
Is that a fucking fruit basket?
He's wearing a laundry basket on his head, ain't he?
That picture is so awful that it's literally self-destructing.
The answer is yes. It looks like the guy is just wearing a wicker basket. He may be trying to wear the straw or wicker Asian hat but the image just comes off as cringe. Lifted out of the DA that belonged to this guy (which unsurprisingly is home to autism that is related to more autistic things) and the image itself had a comment from him saying he managed to scare someone off.
 
Sorry for offtopic rating, but the first one IS A KID. A kid dressed up as a knight for play. A kid enjoying himself.

The second one is spot-on, though.

The sad thing is that I recognize both that baskethilt broadsword & the Scottish round shield from browsing MuseumReplicas.com.

It's kinda pathetic when the ten-year old has more authentic weaponry than you do.
 
I have a Spatha (late roman sword) up on my wall, which was a gift from my dad for finishing my degree, I wrote my dissertation on late Roman armies and later my masters dissertation on late Roman fighting style. It's really clear to use a sword effectively takes a great deal of training, skill and excellent physical health, not to mention a shield (if one handed) and armour . Most of the blobs I've seen so far on this page would be outclassed by a yob with a tyre iron, because his experience in hurting people goes beyond anime and revenge fantasy's

Personally I'd recommend a baseball bat if you want to try your luck at melee combat. Although mr gun wins every time.

Is that jim sterling?
 
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"Just me with my swords. Don't fuck with me, I know my way around bladed weaponry. I kind of like how my fingers wrap around the Katana, and the groove of muscle in the arm. The hair covering the eyes gives it that I-mean-business effect, in my opinion."

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"my fav swords besices that long one they are unique the one twords the bottom is shadow links sword"

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"Neow~"

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"this was taken by my gf at the time Annie
this was about three years ago and now i have much better swords thos are crapy display swords but hell they look cool there"

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"Me with my straight katana and scimitar. I thought it looked cool. The camofloge jacket is my favorite, and I feel badass in it. Yeah....Im a camofloge addict"

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"a pict of myself and my Special edition Conan Atlantean Sword, it was made in spain and cost over $1000, worth every penny though, its awesome. Skinny white boy to beefcake my friend just told me lol"
 
Though this one uses a knife, it may as well have the same edge as other sword pics. It's the same guy from the samurai pic I posted.

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Is that fucking crayon? With art skills like that it's a miracle they didn't accidentally blow a hole in their gut while doodling on it.
They may as well of used Crayola Model Magic as they left doodles on those guns. If this thread ends up having guns and knives coming in, may as well make this a general weapon sperg thread.
 
Though this one uses a knife, it may as well have the same edge as other sword pics. It's the same guy from the samurai pic I posted.

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They may as well of used Crayola Model Magic as they left doodles on those guns. If this thread ends up having guns and knives coming in, may as well make this a general weapon sperg thread.
The Naruto headband really brings the pic together. And we already have a weapon sperg thread, but this one just seems much more appropriate yknow?
 
Being shot to death by a handgun with a pony scrawled on the side of it is an ending so ungraceful that I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemies.
Jungle war is a messy, horrible business -- for several week you and your platoon have been trooping through mosquito-infested swamps. Provisions are near an end and mucky water has rendered much of your weaponry unusable. Finally: you make enemy contact. A burst of machine gun fire rips through the foliage. "Cover!" the seargant yells. You drop behind a tree trunk. Rifle shots crack, bullets whine. But then -- the barrage stops as suddenly as it began. Warily, you peek over the tree trunk. You cannot make out much in the green chaos of leaves, vines, shrubs and foul swamp plants. There... did something move? An enemy uniform?! You squint harder, raise your assault rifle... plunk! Something falls into the mud right in front of you. You stare in disbelief. The object is fist-sized, egg-shaped and pastel yellow, with pink butterflies painted on it. As you gasp for breath, you hear a sound... a tune coming out of it: "My little pony, my little pony -- aahaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa..." -- BOOM!!!!
 
Though this one uses a knife, it may as well have the same edge as other sword pics. It's the same guy from the samurai pic I posted.

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They may as well of used Crayola Model Magic as they left doodles on those guns. If this thread ends up having guns and knives coming in, may as well make this a general weapon sperg thread.
The engraving gives no tactical advantage.
 
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