ShecalledmeJohnny
kiwifarms.net
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- May 4, 2015
The weebs need to stay out of the Pier One wicker section.Is that a fucking fruit basket?
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The weebs need to stay out of the Pier One wicker section.Is that a fucking fruit basket?
He's wearing a laundry basket on his head, ain't he?https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/weeb-samurai-jpg.82218/
Is that a fucking fruit basket?
He's wearing a laundry basket on his head, ain't he?
The answer is yes. It looks like the guy is just wearing a wicker basket. He may be trying to wear the straw or wicker Asian hat but the image just comes off as cringe. Lifted out of the DA that belonged to this guy (which unsurprisingly is home to autism that is related to more autistic things) and the image itself had a comment from him saying he managed to scare someone off.That picture is so awful that it's literally self-destructing.
Sorry for offtopic rating, but the first one IS A KID. A kid dressed up as a knight for play. A kid enjoying himself.
The second one is spot-on, though.
Although mr gun wins every time.
Unlike the cheap flea market swords, these guns are worth more and they end up losing value in having MLP slapped on them. All thats needed is to be in the hands of a fatman trying to look tough.
I just had a vision of how the CWC saga is going to end.Being shot to death by a handgun with a pony scrawled on the side of it is an ending so ungraceful that I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemies.
Is that fucking crayon? With art skills like that it's a miracle they didn't accidentally blow a hole in their gut while doodling on it.
They may as well of used Crayola Model Magic as they left doodles on those guns. If this thread ends up having guns and knives coming in, may as well make this a general weapon sperg thread.Is that fucking crayon? With art skills like that it's a miracle they didn't accidentally blow a hole in their gut while doodling on it.
The Naruto headband really brings the pic together. And we already have a weapon sperg thread, but this one just seems much more appropriate yknow?Though this one uses a knife, it may as well have the same edge as other sword pics. It's the same guy from the samurai pic I posted.
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They may as well of used Crayola Model Magic as they left doodles on those guns. If this thread ends up having guns and knives coming in, may as well make this a general weapon sperg thread.
Jungle war is a messy, horrible business -- for several week you and your platoon have been trooping through mosquito-infested swamps. Provisions are near an end and mucky water has rendered much of your weaponry unusable. Finally: you make enemy contact. A burst of machine gun fire rips through the foliage. "Cover!" the seargant yells. You drop behind a tree trunk. Rifle shots crack, bullets whine. But then -- the barrage stops as suddenly as it began. Warily, you peek over the tree trunk. You cannot make out much in the green chaos of leaves, vines, shrubs and foul swamp plants. There... did something move? An enemy uniform?! You squint harder, raise your assault rifle... plunk! Something falls into the mud right in front of you. You stare in disbelief. The object is fist-sized, egg-shaped and pastel yellow, with pink butterflies painted on it. As you gasp for breath, you hear a sound... a tune coming out of it: "My little pony, my little pony -- aahaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa..." -- BOOM!!!!Being shot to death by a handgun with a pony scrawled on the side of it is an ending so ungraceful that I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemies.
The engraving gives no tactical advantage.Though this one uses a knife, it may as well have the same edge as other sword pics. It's the same guy from the samurai pic I posted.
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They may as well of used Crayola Model Magic as they left doodles on those guns. If this thread ends up having guns and knives coming in, may as well make this a general weapon sperg thread.