taking a break... DAY 10 - 5/3/2018

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"I dont wanna see the negativity" Gorl, I thought you didnt read comments?
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Ohhwee, she yanked that phone away from Becky so fast when she saw she got a new text message. Don't want Becky to know she's still thirsting for Destiny or Krystle!
 
Amberlynn is a lolcow, and lolcows always return to the paddock of attention and asspats from whence they strayed.

Do not fear the darkness that approaches, Kiwis. For it is not a black hole of content, but an event horizon.
Besides, we all know this bitch ain't getting a job.
 
"I just want to be acknowledged for doing something positive for myself and I'm not getting that."
Proof she just wants people to suck her D
She's not doing anything positive for anyone, she's just a malignant tumor. She's spreading her junk around the house, never cleans up after herself, provides a toxic environment in attitude and smell and is steadily expanding. Does she want asspats for not being terminal yet?
 
"I need help and I'm getting there"

Gorl, you're 500 lbs! Where is there??

:story::story::story:
 
She also made a point to mention how courteous and generous she is filming her vlog in the bedroom and being quiet for Ricky's and Eric's sake. Like her bellowing and screeching through out the nights when Ricky tries to sleep hasn't been mentioned in the farms multiple times. Or in her comments.
 
Saying in a sing song voice the messages from people about "go get help, go get help". Fuck you, Amber. People care about you more than you care about yourself and your response is to be bitchy. You're about as transparent as a tinted car window.
 
3 take aways from day 10 of this shit show

1. She claimed she got her period again. I imagine last night was rougher than she let on and that those '10 hours awake starving herself' were probably miserable for everyone involved. I'm certain this whale pulls the 'I was just pmsing' card every time she's been acting like a bigger cunt than usual. If last night was also the night she 'discovered' her 'low ratings' it might have added fuel to the fire.

2. Could be wrong but I don't think she mentioned seeing a therapist or nutritionist in this recent 'series' of videos. Now that she's said she doesn't want to upload every day or share very much with youtube she's finally mentioned that these are things she needs/wants to do (lol yeah right)

3. She was being super manipulative when talking about how her 'series' has low ratings and that's why it's gotta be taken off air. Now she doesn't wanna share with you guys and it's all your fault. She hopes her viewers realise that they're the ones who messed up here and that the ratings they keep giving her are what's causing her to withdraw and refuse to share. There's no acknowledgement of her own fault or any self awareness. She doesn't even offer to change content or to try and do better to please her viewers let alone herself and instead is completely fine justifying her recent behavior and trying to punish those who aren't patting her ass. Full blown blame shifting manipulation while her victim complex pours from her ass.

But of course it's got nothing at all to do with the fact that she's constantly lying, failing miserably at everything she attempts, gaining weight and is overall a lazy, unmotivated stinky slob who's likely run out of narcissistic steam now that she realises she can't keep fooling everyone about the state of her life if she's at least semi-honest about it for even just 10 days.
 
She's gonna be back in a week or two. This is like the fifth time she's taken a "break" from Youtube.
 
Her blood type is Diabetes, fuck everyone knows that. She needs to just gain weight so she can get a place on TLC's 'My 600 Pound Life', that way she can have her youtube money, show money and all the attention she wants. At least, until she gets kicked off the show from eating like she usually does.
 
"I don't read the comments"

Not *technically* lying because Kiwifarm threads aren't actual 'comments', and response videos aren't 'comments', and thumbs down/up aren't 'comments'

"This is an article of clothing that isn't sold at the stores"

Hon; I'm sure you know a lot about not finding articles of clothing, apart from sleepwear at least.

"It's been nice"

No. It hasn't. And neither have you.
 
She'll be back as soon as the binge monster comes knocking. She needs the Youtubey bucks. No one else is gonna feed her fat ass lezzbreal.
 
Oh, Amby. Your views have been tanking long before you started your challenge. I decided to take a look at her videos from 2018, and see how and when the like/dislike ratio started to turn.

We start out the year with this video, and the like/dislikes are practically reversed compared to her videos today. This is likely due to all the people who are looking for inspiration for their weight loss new years resolutions. Understandable. I'm sure she gained a huge amount of fans from that.

She keeps up this trend for exactly one month, when she posts this video. The likes/dislikes are now reversed, with more dislikes. Seems like all of the people who joined the ALR Show finally realized this gorl is full of shit.

EVERY single video she has posted since then has had negative ratings, except for a single video, when she finally goes to the doctor. This is short lived because every video posted after that is back on trend.

I'm not :autism: enough to click through many of her videos before 2018, but the last 5 videos she posted in 2017 all have a positive like/dislike ratio. None of these videos particularly have to do with weight loss. I guess there are some people out there who genuinely enjoy watching her shitty, boring life. The thing is, Amber, people dislike your content because you're full of shit. When people look for weight loss videos or people on a "journey" they don't want to see some 500lb woman child crying about what a shitty hand she's been dealt and doing nothing about it. What people want to see is someone succeed, someone they can be inspired by. THAT'S when you get praise. That's when you get honest fans who support you. Would you be inspired by your own videos to lose weight if you were on the outside looking in? I doubt it, so why would anyone else be?
 
Love how she compares her vlogs to shows being taken of air because the ratings are bad but blames the viewers. If the ratings are bad, the show is under performing, not the viewers. Amber, your content is tedious. But we all know this is just another excuse for AL to period binge in secret anyway.
 
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