Target sighting from April 2014

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I'm not so sure yet. His sideburns have never been that long (nevermind, I rewatched the LEGO MHS video and his sideburns are about that long), and the guy in the photo seems to have a bit of a widow's peak. Need more profile pictures of Chris to be certain.
 
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Fapcup said:
But wait... In the recent photo where he shows off his Original-HAGGLE-PROOF-Sonichu artwork for eBay, he looks a lot bigger. His face does anyways. That's a new picture, isn't it? So he lost weight, and then managed to gain weight again?
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To be fair, we can see almost none of his face here, and the Sonichu drawing picture was taken from an angle that would maximise how fat his chin/face looked. It's probable that he's still got a lot of face weight, but less than the unflattering perspective in the ebay photos implied.

Still, it does seem like a lot of weight lost very quickly. I hope he's not like... sick or something. :(
 
Too bad whoever took this picture didn't shout: "IAN! BRANDON! ANDERSON! Are you up to impersonating Christian Chandler again?!? Shame on you!"

I'd like to see if attracting all the other customers attention would make him mumble something, and hurry out while looking at the floor, or if years of pent up troll hate would bubble up to the surface in a fraction of a second, and cause an unpredictable but possibly dangerous reaction...
 
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Chris, you're supposed to pay for your games, and shoplift the Tide, not the other way around. You'll never make a profit that way.

I really want to picture Chris in that outfit, hanging at a corner with SonChu's trunk open, loaded with Tide, waiting for customers and a boyfriend-free girl.
 
The register display is super grainy, but at the very least I can make out that it was a double-digit balance ($47.74?). Probably not very important, but no shit is too minor I guess.
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Fapcup said:
Too bad whoever took this picture didn't shout: "IAN! BRANDON! ANDERSON! Are you up to impersonating Christian Chandler again?!? Shame on you!"

I'd like to see if attracting all the other customers attention would make him mumble something, and hurry out while looking at the floor, or if years of pent up troll hate would bubble up to the surface in a fraction of a second, and cause an unpredictable but possibly dangerous reaction...
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no
 
The is an obvious hoax you guys for one the picture was not taken behind best buy and he is not giving someone a handjob. Case closed, not Chris.
 
Chris would be exceptionally fatter than the individual in this photo. In the numerous videos he has appeared in, we have a fairly good impression of his body shape through the years. Given his extremely unhealthy diet and lack of exercise, not to mention his metabolism slowing down as he ages, Chris can only have gained weight through these last couple of years.
 
libertyoftheaether said:
Chris would be exceptionally fatter than the individual in this photo. In the numerous videos he has appeared in, we have a fairly good impression of his body shape through the years. Given his extremely unhealthy diet and lack of exercise, not to mention his metabolism slowing down as he ages, Chris can only have gained weight through these last couple of years.
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The Froon said:
As the poster says, "I WANT TO BELIEVE", but I don't think it's Chris.

Did you notice any B.O.? Chris may have gone Tomgirl, but I bet he still reeks of rotting watermelons.
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skyraider91 said:
Supporting evidence for the man in the photo being Our Pet Lolcow:
1. Wearing the exact same boots as I've seen Our Pet Lolcow wearing recently.
2. Hair is exactly the same, to the color, ponytail, and unkempt condition.
3. It appears that the pictured man is wearing the same eyeglasses as Our Pet Lolcow.
4. The pictured man has awkward body language, same as Our Pet Lolcow IRL.
5. The pictured man is wearing skinny jeans and a tight T-Shirt, just as Our Pet Lolcow has been doing.
6. From what can be seen of the man's face, it looks like it certainly could be Our Pet Lolcow.
I wish we had a better view of his face, but I'm pretty damn sure that that's him.
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The Froon said:
As the poster says, "I WANT TO BELIEVE", but I don't think it's Chris.

Did you notice any B.O.? Chris may have gone Tomgirl, but I bet he still reeks of rotting watermelons.
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I did not take the photo, I just saw that someone posted it on reddit.
 
The Froon said:
Did you notice any B.O.? Chris may have gone Tomgirl, but I bet he still reeks of rotting watermelons.
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Hard to tell from just a picture

And guys, the Chandlers have always washed their clothes. Chris might wear the same clothes for a week, poo in them, then keep wearing them, but they do eventually wash them. Remember how Barb got upset at the 'presents' Chris kept leaving her? He would dirtily crap his briefs then just shove them in the wash for Barb to deal with. That says to me they had a routine for washing clothes, and still do. Probably at a laundromat if their rental place doesn't have a clothes washer.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
Cartload of laundry detergent? I call fake, Chris doesn't wash his clothes.

Ok seriously though I'm surprised he's losing weight at
such a rapid rate, even if he's eating a lot less, the fact
that it's still shitty food and he's getting no reasonable
exercise means he'd at least be breaking even at best. I
know people who've genuinely put effort into losing
weight that would be delighted with that sort of weight
loss. Maybe this suggests some other underlying health
issues?
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It very well might. Even if he isn't eating as much, portion "control" alone wouldn't explain such a quick loss of weight. It could be the start of diabetes. He's the right age, and his dietary habits don't help.
 
Varis said:
I want to believe, but trolls troll trolls too.

In case this is true: Congrats, Chris! You finally got diabetes.
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i trust skyraider. if he has no doubt about the picture i think it is legit
 
libertyoftheaether said:
Chris would be exceptionally fatter than the individual in this photo. In the numerous videos he has appeared in, we have a fairly good impression of his body shape through the years. Given his extremely unhealthy diet and lack of exercise, not to mention his metabolism slowing down as he ages, Chris can only have gained weight through these last couple of years.
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He's been losing weight since the house fire because he can't afford to eat much.
 
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