Target sighting from April 2014

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Fapcup said:
Too bad whoever took this picture didn't shout: "IAN! BRANDON! ANDERSON! Are you up to impersonating Christian Chandler again?!? Shame on you!"

I'd like to see if attracting all the other customers attention would make him mumble something, and hurry out while looking at the floor, or if years of pent up troll hate would bubble up to the surface in a fraction of a second, and cause an unpredictable but possibly dangerous reaction...
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If you did that, Chris would immediately spin around, possibly either take a photo of you and/or denounce you as a troll, and then run away in cowardice. You would be left standing alone in the middle of the store, with everyone staring at you and wondering what the hell had just happened, or what the hell was wrong with you. It would be more embarrassing for you than for Chris.
LR;DR weening IRL is just as unproductive and stupid as weening online
 
No matter what he wears, he always manages to look creepy.
He does look better dressed than he normally does though. If he lost all that weight just by cutting back on the junk food, imagine how fit he would be if he'd just put in a little effort? That right there shows just how little physical activity Chris gets.
 
Varis said:
I trusted a troll once... (:_(
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Me a troll? To be fair, I haven't actually trolled Chris directly. (or anyone else) All I've done is help document his story, and offer my personal opinions and assessments on Chris-related matters. "Christorian" would be a more accurate title for me than troll.
 
Not having much money wouldn't cause the rapid weight loss. Maybe he's not going to McDonalds every day, but I can't imagine he's done a damn 120, 130, whatever half of 360 is on his diet. Junk food is pretty cheap - it's a major complaint among dieticians that it's cheaper to eat crap than to eat well. More likely would be something like diabetes or an inflammatory bowel disease. I'm not a doctor, but given Barb's history of colitis and Chris' tendency to produce :briefs:, I'm inclined to suggest the latter.
 
skyraider91 said:
Me a troll? To be fair, I haven't actually trolled Chris directly. (or anyone else) All I've done is help document his story, and offer my personal opinions and assessments on Chris-related matters. "Christorian" would be a more accurate title for me than troll.
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I was going by Chris' definition of trolls. Nothing personal; I know you are doing GodBear's work.
 
I gotta give Chrissy credit.
He looks pretty clean and well kept up. For a moment I thought it was a just some other transvestite or maybe just a really butch looking woman.

Also Target? Getting pretty high class Chris! Whats next? Giorgio Armani for Tomgirl clothes?

Srsly, Im glad he's shopping at target. Its way better than Mal-wart. It is much cleaner, the people are nicer, and they make a point of hiring the disabled ( who they actually treat well unlike Mal-wart.)
 
FifthColumn said:
I gotta give Chrissy credit.
He looks pretty clean and well kept up. For a moment I thought it was a just some other transvestite or maybe just a really butch looking woman.

Also Target? Getting pretty high class Chris! Whats next? Giorgio Armani for Tomgirl clothes?

Srsly, Im glad he's shopping at target. Its way better than Mal-wart. It is much cleaner, the people are nicer, and they make a point of hiring the disabled ( who they actually treat well unlike Mal-wart.)
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I wouldn't necessarily go as far as to say amusing, but it's almost/kind of/sort of ironic Chris upgrades to a store that actually tries to help slow-in-the-minds and help them gain some skills while he... well, you know.
 
skyraider91 said:
If you did that, Chris would immediately spin around, possibly either take a photo of you and/or denounce you as a troll, and then run away in cowardice. You would be left standing alone in the middle of the store, with everyone staring at you and wondering what the hell had just happened, or what the hell was wrong with you. It would be more embarrassing for you than for Chris.
LR;DR weening IRL is just as unproductive and stupid as weening online
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What would he do if you were genuinely nice to him, like say if he was at a bar and you just send him a beer and a wave?
 
> supposed recent picture of famous lolcow is posted
> person who has interacted with said lolcow recently irl confirms it
> internet spergs disregard, continue arguing over legitimacy and speculating over eating habits
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Not having much money wouldn't cause the rapid weight loss. Maybe he's not going to McDonalds every day, but I can't imagine he's done a damn 120, 130, whatever half of 360 is on his diet. Junk food is pretty cheap - it's a major complaint among dieticians that it's cheaper to eat crap than to eat well. More likely would be something like diabetes or an inflammatory bowel disease. I'm not a doctor, but given Barb's history of colitis and Chris' tendency to produce :briefs:, I'm inclined to suggest the latter.
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Its easier to eat fast food, but its cheaper to eat good food. I can get wheat bread and sandwich meat and eat for two or three days for under ten bucks, and thats including tomatoes and lettuce.
 
rocket said:
> supposed recent picture of famous lolcow is posted
> person who has interacted with said lolcow recently irl confirms it
> internet spergs disregard, continue arguing over legitimacy and speculating over eating habits
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Welcome to the CWCki Forums.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Not having much money wouldn't cause the rapid weight loss. Maybe he's not going to McDonalds every day, but I can't imagine he's done a damn 120, 130, whatever half of 360 is on his diet. Junk food is pretty cheap - it's a major complaint among dieticians that it's cheaper to eat crap than to eat well. More likely would be something like diabetes or an inflammatory bowel disease. I'm not a doctor, but given Barb's history of colitis and Chris' tendency to produce :briefs:, I'm inclined to suggest the latter.
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Bear in mind maintaining a large figure requires a lot more calories, so even if he was eating a comparatively normal amount he'd lose the weight quickly, because he was big before.

If we assume that he buys his own food from the money Barb gives him, then it's easy to see how he would be unable to keep up the calorific intake required to stay chunky when there's legos to be bought. If he ate 3 large big mac meals a day and nothing else, he'd possibly maintain a larger frame, but anything less/less calorie-dense and the weight will come off.

If it was diabetes alone, type 2 specifically, he wouldn't lose the weight so quickly I think.
 
Ahaha, holee shit. Awesome. Yeah, this seems like the getup that LYLT (maybe she can tell more of the story) saw him in a bit ago. So, the pants tucked into the girl's boots.

The thing about him padding his bra with paper sounds like bullshit though. But possible.

Butterballs said:
Bear in mind maintaining a large figure requires a lot more calories, so even if he was eating a comparatively normal amount he'd lose the weight quickly, because he was big before.

If we assume that he buys his own food from the money Barb gives him, then it's easy to see how he would be unable to keep up the calorific intake required to stay chunky when there's legos to be bought. If he ate 3 large big mac meals a day and nothing else, he'd possibly maintain a larger frame, but anything less/less calorie-dense and the weight will come off.

If it was diabetes alone, type 2 specifically, he wouldn't lose the weight so quickly I think.
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Oh yeah, Chris and Barb are reallllyy having to tighten their belts as far as daily spending goes.
 
Marvin said:
Ahaha, holee shit. Awesome. Yeah, this seems like the getup that LYLT (maybe she can tell more of the story) saw him in a bit ago. So, the pants tucked into the girl's boots.

The thing about him padding his bra with paper sounds like bullshit though. But possible.


Oh yeah, Chris and Barb are reallllyy having to tighten their belts as far as daily spending goes.
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Why? It would seem like they would have more cash flow because they both get the same money as before and also some sort of benefit from insurance?
 
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