Target sighting from April 2014

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I would suggest that you read the entire thread, or at least the first few pages of it, before posting a reply/response.
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I did; still don't care.
*sigh*(:_( Did you read the title? This photo was supposedly taken about 2 months prior to the ebay photo. I think that would be enough time for a weight fluctuation on the order of 10-15 pounds or so. I would speculate that if Chris noticed him, the guy that took the photo would have mentioned it.
Two months isn't nearly enough time for that drastic change.

At this point, I think this is just stupid.
 
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I did; still don't care.

Two months isn't nearly enough time for that drastic change.

At this point, I think this is just stupid. I get it, people get a laugh out of it. So it's come to this: 1) people actually believe it's Chris and they're just fucked or 2) they don't believe and just play along cuz they think it's funny. THIS is the exact shit that mods and whatever they call themselves were suppose to keep off the forums to keep them clean. Or at the very least just put a lock on this bitch.


Chill out
 
Chill out
I am chill. I just this thread is full of fuckery and weener and it needs to burn to the ground.

Actually, I really don't care. I just think it's stupid. Some poor girl/guy out there looks like Chris, and I feel bad for them. Maybe the next time someone sees them in Target, they should give them a sad hug.
 
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I did; still don't care.

Two months isn't nearly enough time for that drastic change.

At this point, I think this is just stupid. I get it, people get a laugh out of it. So it's come to this: 1) people actually believe it's Chris and they're just fucked or 2) they don't believe and just play along cuz they think it's funny. THIS is the exact shit that mods and whatever they call themselves were suppose to keep off the forums to keep them clean. Or at the very least just put a lock on this bitch.

1) Does this really warrant such anger? If it isn't Chris, so what? If it is, so what?

2) People have flattering angles, and angles that make them look hideous. Chris looks best when you don't see his face.

Also, Chris has a very recognizable torso. It's Chris.

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The register display is super grainy, but at the very least I can make out that it was a double-digit balance ($47.74?). Probably not very important, but no shit is too minor I guess.
From my point of view, the display shows 117.74.
 
It's obviously Chris. You can see his face. His characteristic, stringy, nasty hair. If you can't recognize a face you've seen a million times, you're autistic. That's the fact of the matter. As for his body shape, it's called different angles. Look up something called a 'MySpace angle' and come back when you've learned what photography does.
 
From my point of view, the display shows 117.74.

The price on the screen is either: $17.74 or 117.74... or god forbid 517.74. If it's 517.74 and Lego are involved...it's Chris. lol

It's obviously Chris. You can see his face. His characteristic, stringy, nasty hair. If you can't recognize a face you've seen a million times, you're autistic. That's the fact of the matter. As for his body shape, it's called different angles. Look up something called a 'MySpace angle' and come back when you've learned what photography does.
Chill out
 
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1) Does this really warrant such anger? If it isn't Chris, so what? If it is, so what?

2) People have flattering angles, and angles that make them look hideous. Chris looks best when you don't see his face.

Also, Chris has a very recognizable torso. It's Chris.

Dat hunchback, no doubt it's Chris's.

Also, you can see in several photos (specially the ones in which he has short hair) that the area of his cheeks next to his ears is pretty big, not as fat as his chin(s) but more like just big. And it looks just like the one presented on this photo.

Also, @skyraider91 mentioned "awkward body language", i am sorry if i sound too stupid here, but, could somebody elaborate on this? i know that Chris has a very, very awkward body language, but i don't see it as stressed here as in other pictures.
 
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I am chill. I just this thread is full of fuckery and weener and it needs to burn to the ground.

Actually, I really don't care. I just think it's stupid. Some poor girl/guy out there looks like Chris, and I feel bad for them. Maybe the next time someone sees them in Target, they should give them a sad hug.


listen to both @Marvin & @skyraider91 they have actually met him.
 
listen to both @Marvin & @skyraider91 they have actually met him.
I am. Either you believe it or you don't. You obviously don't and you're in the minority for a reason. I just explained why.
Calm down you two. Caaaaaalm down. One person says they don't think it's Chris and you two lose your shit. Caaaalm down. Shhhshhhshhhshh. It's ok. Everything will be ok.
 
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