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Not a bad first episode. Good banter in the prize task and the live task is classic Taskmaster chaos.

Overall the contestants seem alright. Matthew is a white guy, and white guys do well at Taskmaster, so he'll probably win. Rosie seems like the ditzy type of contestant, and apparently she's married to Series 13 contestant Chris Ramsey, a white guy who very nearly won his own series. I think Stevie looked quite competitive so looking forward to see more from her. Jason is actually surprisingly laid back, given how crazy he can be in his sitcom roles.

The fat muslim is arrogant and whiny. She didn't even participate in the live task, which is always bad sport. I always want to give contestants a chance, but so far I do not like her.
 
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DienoEnneCalah said:
Not a bad first episode. Good banter in the prize task and the live task is classic Taskmaster chaos.

Overall the contestants seem alright. Matthew is a white guy, and white guys do well at Taskmaster, so he'll probably win. Rosie seems like the ditzy type of contestant, and apparently she's married to Series 13 contestant Chris Ramsey, a white guy who very nearly won his own series. I think Stevie looked quite competitive so looking forward to see more from her. Jason is actually surprisingly laid back, given how crazy he can be in his sitcom roles.

The fat muslim is arrogant and whiny. She didn't even participate in the live task, which is always bad sport. I always want to give contestants a chance, but so far I do not like her.
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The thing I’m most excited about is seeing Matthew go from what we saw in the video tasks like the fish tank one to the guy in the live task who instantly found the loophole in the rules and immediately abused it to win.
 
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Rosie was the surprising MVP of the first episode.

DienoEnneCalah said:
The fat muslim is arrogant and whiny. She didn't even participate in the live task, which is always bad sport. I always want to give contestants a chance, but so far I do not like her.
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There's always one fat bitch who doesn't do shit.
 
DienoEnneCalah said:
Not a bad first episode. Good banter in the prize task and the live task is classic Taskmaster chaos.

Overall the contestants seem alright. Matthew is a white guy, and white guys do well at Taskmaster, so he'll probably win. Rosie seems like the ditzy type of contestant, and apparently she's married to Series 13 contestant Chris Ramsey, a white guy who very nearly won his own series. I think Stevie looked quite competitive so looking forward to see more from her. Jason is actually surprisingly laid back, given how crazy he can be in his sitcom roles.

The fat muslim is arrogant and whiny. She didn't even participate in the live task, which is always bad sport. I always want to give contestants a chance, but so far I do not like her.
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I agree with all of this. That fat muslim cunt is just annoying
 
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Does the fat bitch have some clause in her contract that says she has to mention her ninja hood table cloth head scarf ever single episode? I don't think I've ever seen her make an appearance where she didn't bring it up at least once.
Stab You in the Back said:
There's always one fat bitch who doesn't do shit.
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Yeah and I usually end up either absolutely hating or loving them. Guess which way I'm leaning this time.
 
The Australian series are great trough and through. Got to enjoy them during the last season of the UK show cause I couldn't stand the retard guest.
 
BiggestKai said:
I've extremely soured on the fat lady. Her being a bitch and refusing to play ball with anything, from the stage tasks to the team tasks makes me hate her.
Like you're on a dumbass show that'll make you look like a dumbass, you're not retaining any "dignity" by doing this.
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You occasionally get these contestants who clearly just joined because the show is popular and want to use it to get their name out. Which has the opposite effect, usually, as it’s… very obvious they’re doing it, and bringing it down.
 
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BiggestKai said:
I've extremely soured on the fat lady. Her being a bitch and refusing to play ball with anything, from the stage tasks to the team tasks makes me hate her.
Like you're on a dumbass show that'll make you look like a dumbass, you're not retaining any "dignity" by doing this.
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Crescent Fresh said:
You occasionally get these contestants who clearly just joined because the show is popular and want to use it to get their name out. Which has the opposite effect, usually, as it’s… very obvious they’re doing it, and bringing it down.
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The one who most obviously didn't give a fuck and put in the least effort possible was David Bedell prior to this bitch, but he was paired up with Ed Gamble and was willing to at least humor the tasks. Its just comedy 101 to pair up the most and least tryhard people for instant comedy.
 
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Episode 1: Gosh, why are all the contestants so mean to Alex?
Episode 3: What the fuck was that task? Fuck Alex, that bastard.

I don't think I've seen an episode with a more convoluted series of tasks.
 
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The American guy is actually growing on me, which I'm pretty surprised about. The other 3 contestants are really good as well, with the skinny guy taking Phil Wang's exhibitionist crown. Stevie Martin is solid, and Ramsey's old lady is fun with that clueless exuberance going for her.

And then there's the elephant in the room. By which I mean the elephant in the hijab. This isn't even me being racist (for once). What an unfunny, irredeemable hunk of shit. The only thing she adds is Greg and even Alex just bagging on her. But every time she opens her mouth it's just a stupid and irritating annoyance.

Bedeel at least made not trying somewhat funny. Hell even Sue Perkins is funnier than this fat turd. Even the one note old faggot was funnier than her.

I do wonder if Alex is annoyed. I know he won't admit it ever, but I would be interested in an honest answer from him.
 
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I really like this series so far. 80% of the contestants and their dynamics are great.
She doesn't try her hardest to make the show unwatchable, on top of her being boring and unfunny she could've been as loud and annoying as Judy Love and Daisy May Cooper, but she's mostly calm and quiet, even when it's her turn to speak. The live task in the second episode was the only time when she behaved the way I expected her to behave all the time.
Not sure if someone moderates youtube comments but this is the first time I see people there openly disliking someone if we're not counting polite eye-rolling comments about Mae Martin and her pronouns.
I don't get the Baddiel comparison, I always thought he was just incompetent and didn't quite get the format of the show. Jo Brand was the one with the approach "I'm just gonna do the bare minimum", even Greg said that about her.
 
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I think Fatia (or however you spell it) may be contestant I dislike the most. She’s not funny, not competent, has a shit attitude and just has a bad personality.

I really didn’t like Mae Martin on the show , but they seemed like a nice enough person.
 
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I haven't kept up with series in a bit but I saw Jason mantzoukas was in it the new season and it peaked my interest a bit, just cause I know him from close enough and invincible, but the second I saw a fat bitch in a burqa that interest deflated like the lungs of an exploded terrorist. Sounds like she's as bad I thought and I don't know if " guy I sorta know from a couple of decent cartoons" will get me to tune in.
 
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Dalkgalbi said:
I think Fatia (or however you spell it) may be contestant I dislike the most. She’s not funny, not competent, has a shit attitude and just has a bad personality.

I really didn’t like Mae Martin on the show , but they seemed like a nice enough person.
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I agree 100% with you on both counts.

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I haven't kept up with series in a bit but I saw Jason mantzoukas was in it the new season and it peaked my interest a bit, just cause I know him from close enough and invincible, but the second I saw a fat bitch in a burqa that interest deflated like the lungs of an exploded terrorist. Sounds like she's as bad I thought and I don't know if " guy I sorta know from a couple of decent cartoons" will get me to tune in.
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Despite the cunt, this season has been pretty enjoyable.
 
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