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[Catalyst Cube]

Whenever I see Phil's tattoos I just have to shake my head. Anyone with a small artistic or common sense could tell these are terrible. They aren't visually appealing. They don't convey anything. In the very least not clearly other then to himself. It's just a mess of ideas vomitted together. Which Phil thinks makes him edgy and cultured. It's just stupid.

 

[Nyx]

Once again Phil proves himself to be a dirty heathen who knows nothing about Roman Catholicism. A crucifix is only a crucifix if it has a figure of Jesus on it, a plain cross is simply a cross. Although he's already defeated the point of rosary beads by not having the actual beads you use to pray, they always have a crucifix at the end not a cross. That's the kind of shit a TRUE Latinx would've been taught when they were 6 so they didn't end up being a disrespectful little shit.

 

[KingQueen]

Yeah, not to sperg out over Warhammer or anything, but Phil is pretty much the unwanted bastard love child of Nurgle and Slaanesh.

As a long time follower of Slannesh, I resent that remark.

Like I said to Michael, Phil is not a bastard child of Slaanesh. With Slaanesh, you want to fuck the abomination, but you feel dirty about it. With Phil, you don't want to fuck the abomination, and you feel dirty anyway.

Well put. Wearing bondage gloves and pretending to be a trans is not the same as being, say, a Dickgirl Dominatrix. I feel like Slaanesh concepts would be considered old fashioned and offensive to today's Modern Tranny, anyway.

Our Hero's combo of grossness and downward-spiral fatalism mark him as one of Papa Nurgle's beloved children.

 

[Albert Qaeda]

I am beginning to think Phil is set on getting as many tattoos as possible simply to help blend in with his own filth.

"That's not dirt! It's a religious symbol!"

Edit: Just realized the eyes on whatever that thing is, is in fact a bike. Phil trolls himself better than anyone.

 

[Lugal]

Praise the Omnissiah

Strange to see the symbol of the Machine God on a lump of repulsive, un-augmented flesh.


EDIT:

He never let me talk about books; that would be something he didn't initiate, so it was verboten. So no, I don't think we ever discussed Elric."

I was pretty sure he had never heard of Elric. From what Phil has shown us of his intelligence, I somehow that doubt he reads much, even his Little Red Book. I wouldn't be surprised if the most time he has spent around books recently was when he was trying to mooch of off people at that anarchist bookstore.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Relevant quotes from Dusty:

"I don't think I ever talked to Phil about Warhammer. I tried to get him interested in RPGs, but he had a level of contempt for them I usually only see in people who insist that their Magic collection being more expensive than their house doesn't mean they're a 'gamer.' I doubt he knows what a d20 is, much less the Ruinous Powers. [...] Mostly, I seem to recall he got pissy whenever I suggested we do anything that wasn't originally his idea, be it just the two of us, or the anime club, or whatever. [...] Like I said to Michael, Phil is not a bastard child of Slaanesh. With Slaanesh, you want to fuck the abomination, but you feel dirty about it. With Phil, you don't want to fuck the abomination, and you feel dirty anyway."

[Here the conversation wandered a bit, and then I mentioned other aspects of the thread]

"I know we never talked about paganism, and if he's going around pretending to be Wiccan, it's giving me new appreciation for the notion of burning witches at the stake. I certainly never taught him anything about it. [...] Satanist? No, he never said anything. Given my history, I'd've cut him off then and there, you know that. [...] He never let me talk about books; that would be something he didn't initiate, so it was verboten. So no, I don't think we ever discussed Elric."

This Dusty seems well spoken and smart. Are you sure he could kill a man with a drinking straw?

 

[MY 405]

Is he celebrating Dia De Los Bicicletas or something? Should I say a novena?

 

[Picklemaker]

Are you sure he could kill a man with a drinking straw?

I see you've never known someone who can. Typically it's best to just not ask these questions.

EDIT: Inb4 edgelord accusations: chronically unemployed Vietnam vets with severe undiagnosed mental instability are at their best around Thanksgiving.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

This Dusty seems well spoken and smart. Are you sure he could kill a man with a drinking straw?

He's been known to refer to himself as a "Warrior Scholar." I know for certain he's banned from combat LARPing at a local convention, after some kid nut-shotted him during one and he launched the brat across the room with a pool noodle... and there are court records from the time he fought off a home invasion in his underwear after being woken from a sound sleep by his door being kicked in...

... and Phil thinks this is a person he wants to pick a fight with.

(Disclaimer: I am fully aware Phil doesn't actually want to pick a fight with Dusty, he just wants to puff himself up like a decorative bird for his asspatters, but still.)

 

[HickoryDickory]

This Dusty seems well spoken and smart. Are you sure he could kill a man with a drinking straw?

It's science.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

... and there are court records from the time he fought off a home invasion in his underwear after being woken from a sound sleep by his door being kicked in...

Umm, any pics of this? Asking for a friend.

 

[KingQueen]

I was pretty sure he had never heard of Elric. From what Phil has shown us of his intelligence, I somehow that doubt he reads much, even his Little Red Book. I wouldn't be surprised if the most time he has spent around books recently was when he was trying to mooch of off people at that anarchist bookstore.

Our Hero is actually an avid reader, or used to be. Tweaker or someone else was asked about it.

Some of his very old posts where he rambles at politics show he clearly has read & absorbed a lot of books on his topics of interests, but whether he really understands them in a practical applicable sense is probably not up for debate.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

He's probably just found out the Calavera is tied to day of the dead.

Wait till he finds out it's rooted in Catholicism.

@Bassomatic, ADF always ends up leaning towards being Catholic. That's what he knows... Or at least what he's familiar with.

I was going to say that maybe Hooves is fond of Catholicism because that's the domination of TRUE & HONEST Latinxs, but I doubt he's made that connection.

I'm not too well versed in tattoo culture, but I'm pretty sure a group of random, disparate icons spotted around one area without a common theme isn't exactly considered a "sleeve".

It isn't. THIS is a sleeve.

 

[Ruin]

I was going to say that maybe Hooves is fond of Catholicism because that's the domination of TRUE & HONEST Latinxs, but I doubt he's made that connection.

Catholicism is the only branch of mainstream Christianity that still focuses heavily on ritual. Phil probably wants to be a spoopy occultist but he won't go full wiccan or satanist so he's using Catholicism as a halfassed attempt to be edgy.

 

[tweaker the cat]

the FB correspondence with his aun

???

I missed this; where is it?

 

[Ravenor]

Yeah, not to sperg out over Warhammer or anything, but Phil is pretty much the unwanted bastard love child of Nurgle and Slaanesh.

This reminds me though, @Weeping With Pity mentioned that Phil's former obsession Dusty was into Warhammer back in the day. How aware of Warhammer is Phil? Did he ever play? Or was he too poor, stupid and/or clumsy to get into it? It doesn't seem like something Phil would get into, and we'd almost certainly sperg out and post tons of pictures and shit about being some 'special beautiful little Daemonette' or some crap, but Phil also tries to ape the interests of people he's obsessed with so who knows.

The KF inquisitorial conclave is still trying to decide just what spawn of nurgle Phil would be classified as...

As @Weeping With Pity said he's not aware of it or at least shown a interest in Plastic crack, if he has any knowledge of 40K it's from here.

Strange to see the symbol of the Machine God on a lump of repulsive, un-augmented flesh.

Ever met a Magos Biologis?

Our Hero is actually an avid reader, or used to be. Tweaker or someone else was asked about it.

Some of his very old posts where he rambles at politics show he clearly has read & absorbed a lot of books on his topics of interests, but whether he really understands them in a practical applicable sense is probably not up for debate.

His reading comprehension is marginal, his reading is more mechanical in nature. I think the best way to describe his reading is Functionally litterate, as in he's able to read but without much enthusiasm or understanding for the subject if it's slightly over his level and in cases like Political literature 98% of the topic has to gain flight clearance from NASA.

He'll pick up a book on his topic of choice because it looks good for his image but he'll mechanically plod through it and only recall one or two low level surface facts a few hours later and then as time goes on he half rembers the fact and fill's in the blanks himself.

 

[neverendingmidi]

His reading comprehension is marginal, his reading is more mechanical in nature. I think the best way to describe his reading is Functionally litterate, as in he's able to read but without much enthusiasm or understanding for the subject if it's slightly over his level and in cases like Political literature 98% of the topic has to gain flight clearance from NASA.

He'll pick up a book on his topic of choice because it looks good for his image but he'll mechanically plod through it and only recall one or two low level surface facts a few hours later and then as time goes on he half rembers the fact and fill's in the blanks himself.

Are we talking about Phil here, or Dusty?

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Phil, this isn't a GTA game where you can just apply tattoos and remove them at whim with no consequences.

I just want him to have "MOM-BEATER" tattooed on his very visible forehead.

 

[Adamska]

"I don't think I ever talked to Phil about Warhammer. I tried to get him interested in RPGs, but he had a level of contempt for them I usually only see in people who insist that their Magic collection being more expensive than their house doesn't mean they're a 'gamer.' I doubt he knows what a d20 is, much less the Ruinous Powers. [...] Mostly, I seem to recall he got pissy whenever I suggested we do anything that wasn't originally his idea, be it just the two of us, or the anime club, or whatever. [...] Like I said to Michael, Phil is not a bastard child of Slaanesh. With Slaanesh, you want to fuck the abomination, but you feel dirty about it. With Phil, you don't want to fuck the abomination, and you feel dirty anyway."

So Phil is basically this:

With Dusty representing the Lord of Change, and the horrible mockery of man RWS as that Slaaneshi, and us I guess as the Khornate.

 

[Ravenor]

Are we talking about Phil here, or Dusty?

Phil, Dusty is a prity allround nice guy.