Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

[lolcow yoghurt]

She is starting to get old lady lines around her knees.
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I am sure this will be covered as breaking news by The Quartering.

It's her disability that makes her vulnerable to covid.

 

[Meat Target]

Apparently Taylor is writing an article about the Farms?

 

[veeeeeeeee]

Apparently Taylor is writing an article about the Farms?

taylor pls include me in the screencaps

 

[Flexo]

Apparently Taylor is writing an article about the Farms?

I heard it's infested with robots who want to kill all humans.

 

[Friend Drazha]

Apparently Taylor is writing an article about the Farms?

Don't wanna be that guy, but - source?

Also - Ms Lorentz, if you're reading this (and we all know you do, self-important narcissists tend to google themselves several times a day) know that even if your nudes were to come out tomorrow, no one will jack off to them - your boner-killing dogshit personality seeps to your appearance, making it equally shit and a massive turn-off.

 

[Meat Target]

Don't wanna be that guy, but - source?

Scuttlebutt from the Keffals thread.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Apparently Taylor is writing an article about the Farms?

Hey Taylor, if you're reading this, you should definitely interview Patrick S. Tomlinson about the Kiwifarms cyberterrorist stalkers calling him fat. That'll really punch up your article.

 

[lolwatagain]

Hey Taylor, if you're reading this, you should definitely interview Patrick S. Tomlinson about the Kiwifarms cyberterrorist stalkers calling him fat. That'll really punch up your article.

No, she needs to interview Russell Greer. After all, Rusty's lawsuit will take down Kiwi Farms, and Rusty won't try to hit on her and take her out to dinner in order to get her to fuck him.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This post is a Taylor Canary: Unless I post otherwise if I am quoted in the article I have not been contacted or interviewed by Taylor Lorenz.

 

[Nate Higgers]

taylor pls include me in the screencaps

I wanna be included in the screen caps too. Just say I’m evidence of the rampant racism or whatever

 

[Johnny Salami]

Apparently Taylor is writing an article about the Farms?

I think Taylor is actually a man and refuses to use his real birthday because it's traumatic to him

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Also - Ms Lorentz, if you're reading this (and we all know you do, self-important narcissists tend to google themselves several times a day) know that even if your nudes were to come out tomorrow, no one will jack off to them - your boner-killing dogshit personality seeps to your appearance, making it equally shit and a massive tuturn-off.

Not to mention: guys don't jerk off to pictures of women in their fifties.

Having said that- Taylor, honey, I'm always looking to dish dirt on the degenerates here. Email me at webmaster@redlettermedia.com.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Tell your readers, I want them to know it was me who called you a cunt.

 

[Next Task]

She is one of the least respected people in her industry, and that's stiff competition. Aside from malding Karens and some 'outspoken male feminists' aka sex pests, which of course includes troons, everyone else who knows her work is so unafraid of her that they openly mock what she writes.

Anything she writes about the Farms will have numerous factual errors and will make people far more interested in what's here vs. what she says is here. Null might have to close registrations again, but it would remain a net positive.

In terms Taylor would understand, it's like if Trump wrote about hating something, and the instinctive positive reaction she and her cronies would have to that thing.

 

[Meat Target]

She is one of the least respected people in her industry, and that's stiff competition. Aside from malding Karens and some 'outspoken male feminists' aka sex pests, which of course includes troons, everyone else who knows her work is so unafraid of her that they openly mock what she writes.

Anything she writes about the Farms will have numerous factual errors and will make people far more interested in what's here vs. what she says is here. Null might have to close registrations again, but it would remain a net positive.

In terms Taylor would understand, it's like if Trump wrote about hating something, and the instinctive positive reaction she and her cronies would have to that thing.

You assume journoswine have consciences.

 

[Next Task]

You assume journoswine have consciences.

Oh, not at all. I don't expect her to not write the article, just pointing out that it won't be the blow against the Farms Taylor, or Keffals, think it would be.

She's far too deep up her own ass to doubt herself.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Also - Ms Lorentz, if you're reading this (and we all know you do, self-important narcissists tend to google themselves several times a day) know that even if your nudes were to come out tomorrow, no one will jack off to them

Nah, I would and I'd tweet the cum-tribute at her.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Nah, I would and I'd tweet the cum-tribute at her.

As long as you use this picture:

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

As long as you use this picture:

Even better would be to print that out and cut the mouth out, and, well, you should be able to figure out the rest.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Promoting someone promoting an effort to commit federal crimes by lying about someone being dead:

Munchie: