Terrible SJW Movie Sequel/Rehash/Reboot Ideas - Do your worst.

[UnKillFill]

We all know that Hollywood is at an all time low when it comes to creative ideas. It seems every other movie that comes out these days is a sequel, a rehash of something already done better, or a flat out reboot with "social justice warrior" casting.

So I thought, why not help them out with some of the worst SJW sequels, rehashes, and reboots we can think up?

I'll start:

(To go along with my current avatar) Ghost 2.

(Set present day, 28 years after the original 1990 film)
Premise: Even though Patrick Swayze's character decided to go onto the afterlife at the end of the first one, it turns out he didn't like it and came back. He has been living with Demi Moore and Whoopie Goldberg in some weird messed up possession relationship for the past 25+ish years. They also decided to adopt a kid who is now an adult, just because. (You get the social justard points because it's technically an interracial lesbian marriage, more points if you make the kid a minority or something. Also the only white male in this cast is... well...)

Patrick Swayze died several years ago, but I think he should still be a full character in this movie, and even receive *acting* credit for the role. (How "progressive" to have an actual ghost playing a ghost in a movie) This will be accomplished by making the character invisible any time he's not possessing Whoopie, so you'll see a floating cup or something else he's holding wherever he is. Make it a comedy too, just because.

 

[Rokko]

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5639976/

"The Mist" (2017) by Netflix. Horrible reboot of Stephen Kings series "The Fog", full with cliché trans and genderfluid people. Terrible acting... Was cancelled fast.
If a series is well made I dont care who made it or what the message is. But I couldnt even finish the first episode. Ghostbusters 3 was masterpiece compared to this show.

Some of the critics from imdb:
"They forgot to include likable people "
"Absolute garbage , SJW cringe fest "
"Stephen Kind could write a separate horror novel about this terrible show"

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Titanic in 2019. Original in 1997 by James Cameron.

Rose is a Mexican lesbian and Jack Dawson is a black trans female to male in third class. Captain Smith is a woman now because we don't need no man running the ship. By the way, this all still takes place in 1912 but there are ZERO white people on the ship and the entire ship is POC even though in real life there were a lot of whities.

Also Thomas Andrews is now a Japanese dwarf and his name is Kawasaki Andrews.

The only white man on the ship is Cal because white men are evil.

 

[UnKillFill]

To be honest... I don't even really want to talk about what came into my mind when I thought about an SJW reboot of "Animal House", long story short, it would be a movie about a full on furfag fraternity, and considering recent events... one that engages in zoosadism... because the social justards seem relatively ok with that..

 

[AnOminous]

The Trans Mother, a remake of the Godfather, except everyone in it is tumblr troons and instead of murdering people, they get triggered over tumblr callouts.

But because the test audiences got triggered about the callout scenes, they cut them and it's just a bunch of troons sitting at keyboards doing nothing for 3 hours.

 

[The Colonel]

A remake of Ghostbusters, except the cast is all female and they're all unlikable.

 

[MemeGray]

They live but Nada is a black lesbian
and the skull alien guys are the alt right/ Trump supporters.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A remake of Toxic Avenger, where instead of a white nerd being mutated by toxic waste and slaughters the bullies and criminals, the main character is now a black genderqueer who violently murders toxic people like Nazis, Trump voters, and white supremacists.

Just keep the overall level of violence but make it more politically charged and far less tongue-in-cheek. You don't even have to change the main character's appearance either.

 

[Yuckie Duriab]

White Chicks, only this time it's Black Chicks. Representation is important.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Top Gun: THE RUSSIANS!!

So Tom Cruise is too white and too male to play Maverick, so he is now going to be played by a non-binary African.

Goose will also be played by a POC and be gay.

People thought the original Top Gun was gay, now it’s going to actually be gay

Charlie (a woman) will still be played by a woman, but she will be Muslim, black, and lesbian

The plot will revolve around a war with Russia that Trump started, but somehow is also allies with the Russians (it doesn’t have to be consistent, just has to fit a narrative)

The only white males that are not gay will be villains (which means Russians and Trump)

Goose won’t die, but Charlie will after trying to fight the Russians and dies valiantly because of Islamophobia.

Goose will be in a SUPER GAY relationship with Maverick and it will take up most of the plot.

Eventually (due to plot armor/plot holes) Goose and Maverick will save the day and Trump and everyone that works with him will immediately step down from office and accept their new gay overlords (Goose and Maverick)

Oh, and there’s planes and guns, but those can’t be shown too much because toxic masculinity or something

Did I mention this is a SUPER GAY movie?

 

[AnOminous]

Gayniggers from Outer Space but exactly the same.

 

[Yuckie Duriab]

Non-Binary Pansexual Bi-Racials from Another Dimension

 

[Tootsie Bear]

The Terminator:

Sarah Connor is a tough as nails genderqueer (non-binary) who does whatever she wants. Throughout the movie she'll question traditional gender roles. Even though she's highly trained with guns and explosions; she's not a supporter of the NRA and hates Trump. Despite being sent to the past to protect Sarah from Skynet, Kyle Reese is more concerned about issues like climate change and not getting on Sarah's bad side. However, for comedic effect, Reese will act like a dumb ass and be constantly told off by her.

Using both Trump and Kavanaugh as inspirations, the writers will portray the T-800 as the embodiment of the orange man: Loud, racist, sexist... etc. But after suffering damage in a explosion; which damages it's CPU, the T-800 starts to question its existence and creates something far more terrifying then Skynet... TUMBLR!!!!

The soundtrack will be provided by Riot Grrl acts like Bikini Kill, Bratmobile, sleater-kinny and even Beyonce.

 

[UnKillFill]

Trans-formers reboot. They are all transsexual humans who are "more than meets the eye" and you are a terrible person if you do not want to have sex with them, regardless of their genitalia.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

12 Angry Men but instead it's called 12 Angry Persons.
The people on jury are all troons, POC, genderqueer, gay, women and Muslim. No white jury members.
The accused is a white man on trial for sexual misconduct.
Instead of arguing over his innocence they all say he's guilty because he's a privileged cisgendered white male and he's automatically guilty.
The movie is five minutes long. The director's cut is an hour of the jury reeing about privilege and evil white males and patriarchy.

 

[Azafran90]

Lord of The Rings but everyone is a fat, hairy woman, Sauron takes the form of conventional beauty standards and the ring gives you UWU PTSD.
The elves have in-humanly big noses and vitiligo instead of pointy ears.

 

[Vorhtbame]

The year is Current. In Chicago, a new gender-reassignment clinic has been opened, as well as three Planned Parenthood clinics and a number of Headstart daycares for the black children of refugees and the DREAMERS. Barack Thesaint Obama is there to perform ribbon-cuttings on all of them, as part of the Democratic National Convention; afterward, he will lay hands on (or not; CONSENT MATTERS) and heal them all (except for the disabled, who have absolutely nothing wrong with them!).

But enraged by the beautiful women of Chicago who did not let them grope through bathing suits or grab by the pussy, Bronald Blumphfph and Fret Favanaugh have a plan. They will use an ordinary airliner to unleash a terrible nerve toxin upon the city of Chicago!

But because Blumphfph puts forth a message about it on Tweetadon--just before he is suspended--a group of kindhearted and woke genderqueer Muslim refugees determine to use their magical African technology (that white men culturally appropriated!) to board the airplane and take control of it. The donations to their GoFundMe pile in!

Once aboard, they barge right up from the cargo hold (because no genderqueer should have to go stealth!) and don't even bother with diplomacy. They just punch Blumphfph's Nazis in the face, which the Nazis admit they truly deserve as they fly through the air and then explode into giblets.

They then enter the cockpit and fly it perfectly, without the need for the tower to talk them down because you should never talk down to a PoC or genderqueer. Fortunately, they all took piloting lessons before this incident, and the actual pilots don't try to mansplain the process to them because they, too, are woke.

Then they turn the plane and fly over Blumphfph's golf course in a Deep Red State (probably Texas lol) where he is having a big elaborate party for all his Nazi friends. They unleash the entire payload of nerve toxin over the entire state except the cities because those damn Blumphfph voters deserve it.

Then they do jazz-hands (because high-fives trigger PTSD) and go home to glorious Wakandastan where all the women are liberated by burkas and FGM. Their leader? Albert Einstein.

The movie is titled Zeckative 'Cision, because how dare you try to impose your proper English on beautiful PoC speech!

 

[Monika H.]

Schindler's list, 2019.

Oskar Schindler is interpreted by Jamie Foxx (because the original film wasn't inclusive enough), Amon Göet by Childish Gambino.

General diversiveness added, and instead of entitled white Jews the victims are mainly female PoCs and trans people.
The SS guards will be wearing MAGA hats (in a subtle critique to the current President's politics) and will have some PoCs as well (because the original movie casted only blonde white men as the Nazis and that's totally shallow).

All the scenes that contains racism/executions/violence will be censored, because those in the originals were so explicit and triggered me and gave me PTSD.

I don't care if Spielberg himself and the other Jewish organizations cry because or the reboot, the Holocaust wasn't all about them.
Everyone should see it for what is it: a precursor of Trump's hate campaign against women and trans people.

 

[Muttnik]

Carrie, except the reason she's so bullied is because she's the only black lesbian transwoman in an all-white cis school. The blood they dump on her at prom is just a reminder that her girldick will never produce a menstrual cycle.

The mom is still a crazy fundie though, obviously.

 

[Eryngium]

A remake of Animal farm but Boxer is a sexist pig who gets what’s coming to him and the actual pigs live happily ever since communism works!