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Lord of the Rings coming soon to Amazon Prime

-Frodo will be an autistic, gender queer, Latinx who will often complain about xers many triggers.
-Samwise is now a trans , disabled , fat activist with a feeder fetish.
-Merry and Pippin will be huge flamers. they will often tell gay jokes and make lewd comments towards everyone.
(also to note that all four hobbits are in a gay polyamorous relationship.)
-Gandalf is a strong, sassy , transsexual , woman of color who is also a proud sex worker And yes she still has the beard,
cause women can have beards you bigot.
- Aragron will be a sjw, transmasc, dangerhair who doesn't shut up about social justice and will be one the writers self interests.
-Legolas is now a non-binary, feminist ,furry, Muslim ( all elves are Arab now).
-Gimli will be a communist and a proud Anti fascist,but since hes still a het , cis , white male he will be the punching for the group. But he tries to make up the fact the hes an evil white male by being a good feminist and lgbtq+ ally.
-Gollum is now an altright , incel , gamer and any thing else the writers can fit in . He will talk all lot about anime and video games and will use a lot of 4chan speak /racial slurs. And now calls the ring "ring chan."
-Saruman will now be a stand in for Donald Trump and uses phrases like " Make Mordor Great Again"
-The Orcs are now stand ins for the altright and Trump supporters and all of them will have pale skin , blue eyes and blond hair.
- The Ring of Power will be now known as the Ring of Het,Cis,Patriarchy.

And yes there will be allot of stunning and brave sex scenes.
 
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WarJams said:
I was actually curious, so I looked it up. I was more shocked that the man is still alive, actually, than I was to find out he is still married to the same woman.
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Hmmm, my bad. I thought he was gay because I have a gay cousin who said he saw him marching at Pride (in costume) in Pittsburgh, I think. Maybe my cousin is lying, or maybe Mr. McFeely plays for both teams.
 
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Michael Jacks0n said:
Hmmm, my bad. I thought he was gay because I have a gay cousin who said he saw him marching at Pride (in costume) in Pittsburgh, I think. Maybe my cousin is lying, or maybe Mr. McFeely plays for both teams.
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Straight people do occasionally march in pride parades as a show of solidarity, yanno.
 
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The Wizard of DC.

Dorothy is a healthy at any size feminist suffering from perpetual self loathing due to being white and living in a flyover state. One day her family's farm gets hit by a blue wave(!) and sweeps her and her away to the magical land of DC.

Upon landing she squashes and kills Baron Trump. A group of soyboy manlets appear and congratulates her for killing a child not because he did anything bad but because he's the son of the evil grand wizard Donald Drumpfththpft. Drumpfththpft appears and vows to make Dorothy dead again and then bails cause he has a tee time in half an hour. The good and wasted witch Nancy Pelosi then appears and tells Dorothy in order to defeat Drumpfthpth she must travel to the White (triggered) House and seek help from the great and powerful Yas Qween, ruler of DC because IT WAS HER TURN!

Along the way Dorothy meets four companions: Alexandria, Ilhan, Rashida and... a forth one who's name escapes me. They travel with her to the White House to meet Yas Qween. Along the way Drumpththpft tweets some pretty savage shit about them which causes them to lose entire days because they are LITERALLY SHAKING.

They eventually reach the White House and Yas Qween tells them she can't help them because she has some business to take care of at the Metropolitan Correctional Center but tells them if they can take care of Drumpfththpft for her she'll grant them each a wish.

So they head off to Drumpththpft Tower to face the grand wizard. Despite being attacked by flying GamerGaters they make it there in one peice. It's almost like a bunch of angry gamers didn't pose any real threat but the point is they made it. They confront the grand wizard and defeat him in anti-climactic fashion by throwing a bucket of peachmints at him.

When they return to the White House Yas Qween grants them all their wishes as promised. Alexandria wishes for a brain (natch), Ilhan and Rashida both wish to kill half of all Jews and the other one wished that someone would remember her damn name for a change (it didn't work.) As for Dorothy she wished to move to L.A. and make Youtube videos about how the stuff you grew up on is sexist, racist, transphobic, ect and develop a mighty drinking problem. And they all lived happily ever after (and for that I'm so very sorry.)
 
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Dr.Sturgeon said:
Lord of the Rings coming soon to Amazon Prime

-Frodo will be an autistic, gender queer, Latinx who will often complain about xers many triggers.
-Samwise is now a trans , disabled , fat activist with a feeder fetish.
-Merry and Pippin will be huge flamers. they will often tell gay jokes and make lewd comments towards everyone.
(also to note that all four hobbits are in a gay polyamorous relationship.)
-Gandalf is a strong, sassy , transsexual , woman of color who is also a proud sex worker And yes she still has the beard,
cause women can have beards you bigot.
- Aragron will be a sjw, transmasc, dangerhair who doesn't shut up about social justice and will be one the writers self interests.
-Legolas is now a non-binary, feminist ,furry, Muslim ( all elves are Arab now).
-Gimli will be a communist and a proud Anti fascist,but since hes still a het , cis , white male he will be the punching for the group. But he tries to make up the fact the hes an evil white male by being a good feminist and lgbtq+ ally.
-Gollum is now an altright , incel , gamer and any thing else the writers can fit in . He will talk all lot about anime and video games and will use a lot of 4chan speak /racial slurs. And now calls the ring "ring chan."
-Saruman will now be a stand in for Donald Trump and uses phrases like " Make Mordor Great Again"
-The Orcs are now stand ins for the altright and Trump supporters and all of them will have pale skin , blue eyes and blond hair.
- The Ring of Power will be now known as the Ring of Het,Cis,Patriarchy.

And yes there will be allot of stunning and brave sex scenes.
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don't be racist against orcs
 
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Texas Chainsaw massacre where the Sawyer family are trump supporting Hicks who never supported leatherface's drag/trans identity and the five youths are

Franklyn becomes a black crippled Muslim
Sally is blue haired feminist dropout from Berkley trying to make a cartoon with tumblr level drawing skill
Pam is a lesbian transwoman trying to seduce Sally

Kirk and Jerry are a gay couple from San Fran nervous about driving through Texas and Jerry's a member of nambla

Oh and everybody but the Sawyer's a vegan because meat is murder! meat bad!!!
 
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In Doom 6, the Doomguy comes out as Doom Person, a nonbinary genderqueer, and it's revealed that his rage against the demons stems from them misgendering the Doom Person. To that end, the Doom Person seeks to destroy the patriarchy that runs Hell, because it's the patriarchy that makes it so evil. At the end, the Doom Person succeeds and Hell becomes a nicer place.
 
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In Doom 6, the Doomguy comes out as Doom Person, a nonbinary genderqueer, and it's revealed that his rage against the demons stems from them misgendering the Doom Person. To that end, the Doom Person seeks to destroy the patriarchy that runs Hell, because it's the patriarchy that makes it so evil. At the end, the Doom Person succeeds and Hell becomes a nicer place.
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What are the difficulty levels named?
 
The Breakfast Club

Bender is a black kid being raised by his abusive racist Trump loving foster parents. He is a big supporter of BLM and has recently discovered socialism. He has a reparation of being a bully, especially towered white kids.

Andrew is a wrestler who is secretly gay. He knows his homophobic father would never have it so he makes fun of gay people himself to make his dad proud. He has a crush on one of his team mates but he also gets one on Bender. He got detention for calling the leader of the LBGT a faggot.

Clare is a fat lesbian who pretends to like men. Unlike Bender everyone knows except her family. Her father gets her everything she wants and takes her to Republican rallies. She is a fat acceptance member who beats up anyone who makes fun of her. She is a big fan of AOC. She got detention for telling her gym teacher to go fuck himself.

Allison is a closeted transgirl from a Christian family. She wears women's clothes under her men's and is growing her hair. She is also secretly taking hormones. She got detention for trying to burn all the biology books.

Brian is a Muslim kid who's parents immigrated from the middle east. His parents are very conservative and are against illlegal immigration. He doesn;t understand why his parents support Trump.

Principal Vernon is pretty much the same. He is aware of his white privilege and takes pride in it. He hates all the progressive clubs and only allows them because it's protected by the law. He hates the main 5 and knows their secrets which is why he hates them.

Carl the janitor is also the same so the producers can claim they don't hate white people.

In the end the students makes their make paper and call themelves the Antifa Club.
 
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