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Terrible SJW Movie Sequel/Rehash/Reboot Ideas - Do your worst.
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A female reboot of Bill and Ted, but instead of being highschool students doing a history project, it's two fat kweer womenchildren who travel back in time for their gender studies project, but slowly discover that famous people of the past weren't as politically correct compared to today. Enter the two main characters kidnapping "problematic" historical figures for their university project, and having the final scene be a giant call-out presentation in front of the school about how terrible men today and in the past were.
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Any classic Disney princess movie, but all the good characters are turned into blacks and muslims (asians and latinos depending on how the producer feels). All the villains are white people tho (and the male villains will turn into Trump analogues). The princess will fall in love with another black/muslim princess, therefore having LGBT princesses which will be the delight of tumblrites and soy boys everywhere. The princess will also spend more time fighting and practicing for battle than wearing frilly dresses and going to balls. All the movies will be set in the past in historically pretty white areas like 1900s rich Americana towns or Medieval Europe, but the population will be as diverse as modern day New York.
Shit...I think I just described the Maleficent movie and the lady and the Tramp remake...Fuck.
Shit...I think I just described the Maleficent movie and the lady and the Tramp remake...Fuck.
A remake of the terrible 1996 cult classic "Bound" directed once again by the Wachowski brothers..er sisters.
The remake shall follow the classic beats of the original. The tough lesbian ex con Corky will seduce the gangster Caeser's girlfriend Violet. Things get hot and heavy between them and as they start undressing each other, the twist will be that they are both troons. Revealing their girl dicks to each other will make them both upset, causing them to get angry and tweet relentlessly at each other just how transphobic each one is for being upset that they weren't women.
Eventually they put aside their differences to work against the evil white man Caeser, steal the money and run off to start a vegan smoothie restaurant in Portland.
The remake shall follow the classic beats of the original. The tough lesbian ex con Corky will seduce the gangster Caeser's girlfriend Violet. Things get hot and heavy between them and as they start undressing each other, the twist will be that they are both troons. Revealing their girl dicks to each other will make them both upset, causing them to get angry and tweet relentlessly at each other just how transphobic each one is for being upset that they weren't women.
Eventually they put aside their differences to work against the evil white man Caeser, steal the money and run off to start a vegan smoothie restaurant in Portland.
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Back to the Future, but Marty is a white non-binary (despite dressing feminine) dangerhair who loves to drink her own white tears. Doc Brown is a black disabled traswoman of color who invents a time machine that runs on wokeness. The only way Marty can get back to the future is to #woke up the 50's like never before!
Marty is horrified that people are confused by her neo-pronouns and keep misgendering her as female (despite dressing feminine).
In the scene at the diner where Marty is supposed to tell then wage slave busboy/janitor Goldie Wilson that someday he will be mayor, #woke, white tears slurping Marty convinces Goldie to start a proto version of BLM. He ends up getting arrested for starting a riot and looting several shops. He gets killed by white racists in prison. But it's not like that's Marty's fault the 50s were less woke about that stuff, right? History changes.
Marty convinces Biff that he's trans because his toxic masculinity and adherence to rape culture is actually his dysphoria (not that you have to have dysphoria to be trans) causing internalized misogyny. He changes his name to Candy and starts wearing women's clothes. Since everyone at school is terrified of her they are too afraid to be transphobic and anyone who dares to say anything gets pummeled into a pulp by her big, meaty fists that are totally women's hands because she is trans. She becomes a pioneer in trans rights. History changes.
After the guitarist is hurt at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance, Marty entertains the crowd with spoken word poetry about the white ciscum patriarchy. She uses so many Tumblr buzzwords that some kids at the dance think she's speaking a foreign language. Marty is offended and triggered because she thinks they are accusing her of culture appropriation. Some of the students start getting ideas in their young, impressionable 50's heads and become proto-woke. History changes.
Marty then convinces Candy that Lorraine is the love of her life and she needs to confess. Transphobic George tries to stop them and Biff beats him up with her huge, but dainty and ladylike, girlfists that totally do not possess manstrength because she's is a real woman now. Lorraine accepts Candy's girlcock and they become the first openly lesbian couple where one half is a beautiful 6'2" 240 lb. transwoman. History changes.
After accruing enough woke points to return to 1985 Marty comes home to find that her other mom is Candy (deadname: Biff Tannen) and her mom Lorraine is thinking about transitioning to male. Candy decided to keep her girlcock because some women have penises. So she and Lorraine were able to have three children. Marty is ecstatic to find out that both her siblings are non-binary genderqeers with neo-pronouns.
And the best part? Candy is the mayor of Hill Valley, the most #woke town in America. It's like Tumblr irl and it's all thanks to Marty. But Marty gives the credit to Doc Brown because she's a black disabled transwoman of color and Marty loves to drink her own white tears.
Twitter has a very predictable meltdown when this film fails to sweep the Oscars.
Marty is horrified that people are confused by her neo-pronouns and keep misgendering her as female (despite dressing feminine).
In the scene at the diner where Marty is supposed to tell then wage slave busboy/janitor Goldie Wilson that someday he will be mayor, #woke, white tears slurping Marty convinces Goldie to start a proto version of BLM. He ends up getting arrested for starting a riot and looting several shops. He gets killed by white racists in prison. But it's not like that's Marty's fault the 50s were less woke about that stuff, right? History changes.
Marty convinces Biff that he's trans because his toxic masculinity and adherence to rape culture is actually his dysphoria (not that you have to have dysphoria to be trans) causing internalized misogyny. He changes his name to Candy and starts wearing women's clothes. Since everyone at school is terrified of her they are too afraid to be transphobic and anyone who dares to say anything gets pummeled into a pulp by her big, meaty fists that are totally women's hands because she is trans. She becomes a pioneer in trans rights. History changes.
After the guitarist is hurt at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance, Marty entertains the crowd with spoken word poetry about the white ciscum patriarchy. She uses so many Tumblr buzzwords that some kids at the dance think she's speaking a foreign language. Marty is offended and triggered because she thinks they are accusing her of culture appropriation. Some of the students start getting ideas in their young, impressionable 50's heads and become proto-woke. History changes.
Marty then convinces Candy that Lorraine is the love of her life and she needs to confess. Transphobic George tries to stop them and Biff beats him up with her huge, but dainty and ladylike, girlfists that totally do not possess manstrength because she's is a real woman now. Lorraine accepts Candy's girlcock and they become the first openly lesbian couple where one half is a beautiful 6'2" 240 lb. transwoman. History changes.
After accruing enough woke points to return to 1985 Marty comes home to find that her other mom is Candy (deadname: Biff Tannen) and her mom Lorraine is thinking about transitioning to male. Candy decided to keep her girlcock because some women have penises. So she and Lorraine were able to have three children. Marty is ecstatic to find out that both her siblings are non-binary genderqeers with neo-pronouns.
And the best part? Candy is the mayor of Hill Valley, the most #woke town in America. It's like Tumblr irl and it's all thanks to Marty. But Marty gives the credit to Doc Brown because she's a black disabled transwoman of color and Marty loves to drink her own white tears.
Twitter has a very predictable meltdown when this film fails to sweep the Oscars.
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James Bond except Bond is a black trans woman and the villian is an Alt-Right Donald Trump knock-off and instead of killing people Bond lectures xir enemies on privilege and other SJW talking points.
Also, Bond's girl for the movie is a self-loathing manlet cuck.
Also, Bond's girl for the movie is a self-loathing manlet cuck.
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Invasion USA (1985)
San Fransisco gets invaded by a Russian sponsored force of gamergate and incel terrorists (all bedecked in armoured trenchcoats and steel fedoras) intent on raping every womyn of colored to death, led by the recently impeached president Gronald Grumpffff, with Superior Future America's only defence (having abolished the problematic patriarchal FFFFFFUCKING WHITE MAAAAAAALE led police and military) being a crack team of twitter based commandos led by Hillary Clinton and Brianna Wu who #resist the invasion with viral twitter moments and sassy gifs
Just imagine this classic poster but with chuck norris replaced by Brianna Wu, his guns replaced with two iphones, and the desiccated corpse of hilary clinton propped up against a wall in the background
San Fransisco gets invaded by a Russian sponsored force of gamergate and incel terrorists (all bedecked in armoured trenchcoats and steel fedoras) intent on raping every womyn of colored to death, led by the recently impeached president Gronald Grumpffff, with Superior Future America's only defence (having abolished the problematic patriarchal FFFFFFUCKING WHITE MAAAAAAALE led police and military) being a crack team of twitter based commandos led by Hillary Clinton and Brianna Wu who #resist the invasion with viral twitter moments and sassy gifs
Just imagine this classic poster but with chuck norris replaced by Brianna Wu, his guns replaced with two iphones, and the desiccated corpse of hilary clinton propped up against a wall in the background
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Psycho but the victim is the crossdresser, the money is stolen from the sexually harassing client and the detective at the end gives a 5 minute lecture about how toxic masculinity made Bates a murderer.
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Stop, this actually hurted to read
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The Princess and Frog (specifically this one because man you can do a lot with it)
Instead of Tiana being a very strong-willed character who wants to live out the legacy of her father that died during the first world war, she's a fat, black, sassy non-binary genderflux prostitute who hates men and wants to poison men with her new restaurant to fight the patriarchy. She identifies under ze/zher/zey pronuons and literally NO ONE will question this. She also gives long, POWERFUL speeches about the horrors of being a black woman and how every day is and awful experience for her no matter how big or small the problem is. Even is the problem is that someone brushes past her by accident so she says it's rape. In fact, everyday on the trolley is rape to her.
Why does she hate men? Because her father was an evil black man who left her and her mother while she was young so she has daddy issues. Her mother, instead of being a kind and supporting lady for a woman living in the 1920's, but also realistic, is a straw-man parent who only supports Tiana no matter what and doesn't question any of her child's choices. EVER. In fact, she ran off with Tiana when she was young because her father didn't accept their daughter coming out as Zhe.
Prince Naveen, instead of being a playboy-ish jerk face who learns to mellow out a little, is completely full of guilt and is a total soy-boy. He endlessly gives away his money for no reason, even to people that don't deserve it. He instantly falls in love with Tiana, but because she hates men, Tiana has to explain the patriarchy to him so he'll get the memo to kill himself.
When they turn into Frogs, they don't use that as an opportunity to expand on the setting or lore. Who needs that? Instead, the whole river trip is a way to have Tiana proselytize to the entire community of animals about the patriarchy and respecting people's pronouns. They get to their destination perfectly fine, instead for Ray, who dies the same way, but is ignored for being a man.
Instead of having Doctor Facilier be a conniving witch doctor who tricks people to get what they want. He's outsmarted by Tiana because Tiana gains the magical powers of the amulet (it's never explained) so she kills him twice over and makes him suffer for all eternity because that's what good people do. Naveen doesn't question her madness and instead instantly falls for her. But Tiana won't accept icky men. So Naveen gets a sex change and they all live happily ever after destroying capitalism and the patriarchy. In fact, the make the world turn into a socialist society now.
The End.
(I love this movie, but it's really sad to see how easy it is to make anything appeal to "SJWs")
Instead of Tiana being a very strong-willed character who wants to live out the legacy of her father that died during the first world war, she's a fat, black, sassy non-binary genderflux prostitute who hates men and wants to poison men with her new restaurant to fight the patriarchy. She identifies under ze/zher/zey pronuons and literally NO ONE will question this. She also gives long, POWERFUL speeches about the horrors of being a black woman and how every day is and awful experience for her no matter how big or small the problem is. Even is the problem is that someone brushes past her by accident so she says it's rape. In fact, everyday on the trolley is rape to her.
Why does she hate men? Because her father was an evil black man who left her and her mother while she was young so she has daddy issues. Her mother, instead of being a kind and supporting lady for a woman living in the 1920's, but also realistic, is a straw-man parent who only supports Tiana no matter what and doesn't question any of her child's choices. EVER. In fact, she ran off with Tiana when she was young because her father didn't accept their daughter coming out as Zhe.
Prince Naveen, instead of being a playboy-ish jerk face who learns to mellow out a little, is completely full of guilt and is a total soy-boy. He endlessly gives away his money for no reason, even to people that don't deserve it. He instantly falls in love with Tiana, but because she hates men, Tiana has to explain the patriarchy to him so he'll get the memo to kill himself.
When they turn into Frogs, they don't use that as an opportunity to expand on the setting or lore. Who needs that? Instead, the whole river trip is a way to have Tiana proselytize to the entire community of animals about the patriarchy and respecting people's pronouns. They get to their destination perfectly fine, instead for Ray, who dies the same way, but is ignored for being a man.
Instead of having Doctor Facilier be a conniving witch doctor who tricks people to get what they want. He's outsmarted by Tiana because Tiana gains the magical powers of the amulet (it's never explained) so she kills him twice over and makes him suffer for all eternity because that's what good people do. Naveen doesn't question her madness and instead instantly falls for her. But Tiana won't accept icky men. So Naveen gets a sex change and they all live happily ever after destroying capitalism and the patriarchy. In fact, the make the world turn into a socialist society now.
The End.
(I love this movie, but it's really sad to see how easy it is to make anything appeal to "SJWs")
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The Little Mermaid (coming June 2021)
This is a story about a mermaid named Ariel. Ariel is a trans woman and has a dream of going on land. The Sea Witch, Ursula, is an ally for Ariel and wants to help her get back at King Triton. King Triton is Ariel’s father and is the ultimate example of toxic masculinity. King Triton is still mad that he has a daughter instead of a son and is livid that his only son became a woman because of Ursula. One day, Ariel gets misgendered by her father in a fit of rage after discovering all of her human world possessions (which Triton destroys). Ariel then pleads her case to Ursula. In exchange for her voice, Ariel is allowed to live on land for one year (Ursula was feeling very sympathetic that day).
On land, Ariel becomes the talk of the town and attracts the local princess, Erica. Erica is very turned on by Ariel’s beauty and asks her to come to her castle for dinner. Ariel accepts this. She can’t speak, but luckily for her, she is expressive enough that everyone knows what she’s trying to say.
Meanwhile, King Triton discovers the blooming love affair between Ariel and Erica. Concerned for Erica, he tries to come up with a plan to let Erica know she’s actually in love with a man. He thinks that if she knows this, she’ll reject Ariel and come back home and learn the lesson that humans are bad.
Ursula, being the ally that she is, tries to intervene with Triton in hopes that he won’t endanger his daughter. It’s too late though, since King Triton disguised himself as one of her pet eels and stole the shell containing Ariel’s voice.
During these events, Ariel and Erica are at a ball together showing off their engagement. The party is getting lively and without notice, a stranger shows up. The stranger breaks the shell containing the voice. After, Erica hears an oddly deep laugh coming from her betrothed. It turns out, Ariel is actually a man. Horrified by the misgendering going on, Ariel goes into a rage fit and ends the party. She confronts the stranger, to notice it’s her dad in disguise. Ursula, being the wonderful friend she is, helps kill her dad for ruining her life. Ursula becomes the ruler. The movie ends with Erica and Ariel getting married and misgendering becoming punishable by death. Together, Ursula, Erica, and Ariel become the strongest rulers on land and sea. Due to some magic, the three rule for eternity and never die, thanks to Ursula.
This is a story about a mermaid named Ariel. Ariel is a trans woman and has a dream of going on land. The Sea Witch, Ursula, is an ally for Ariel and wants to help her get back at King Triton. King Triton is Ariel’s father and is the ultimate example of toxic masculinity. King Triton is still mad that he has a daughter instead of a son and is livid that his only son became a woman because of Ursula. One day, Ariel gets misgendered by her father in a fit of rage after discovering all of her human world possessions (which Triton destroys). Ariel then pleads her case to Ursula. In exchange for her voice, Ariel is allowed to live on land for one year (Ursula was feeling very sympathetic that day).
On land, Ariel becomes the talk of the town and attracts the local princess, Erica. Erica is very turned on by Ariel’s beauty and asks her to come to her castle for dinner. Ariel accepts this. She can’t speak, but luckily for her, she is expressive enough that everyone knows what she’s trying to say.
Meanwhile, King Triton discovers the blooming love affair between Ariel and Erica. Concerned for Erica, he tries to come up with a plan to let Erica know she’s actually in love with a man. He thinks that if she knows this, she’ll reject Ariel and come back home and learn the lesson that humans are bad.
Ursula, being the ally that she is, tries to intervene with Triton in hopes that he won’t endanger his daughter. It’s too late though, since King Triton disguised himself as one of her pet eels and stole the shell containing Ariel’s voice.
During these events, Ariel and Erica are at a ball together showing off their engagement. The party is getting lively and without notice, a stranger shows up. The stranger breaks the shell containing the voice. After, Erica hears an oddly deep laugh coming from her betrothed. It turns out, Ariel is actually a man. Horrified by the misgendering going on, Ariel goes into a rage fit and ends the party. She confronts the stranger, to notice it’s her dad in disguise. Ursula, being the wonderful friend she is, helps kill her dad for ruining her life. Ursula becomes the ruler. The movie ends with Erica and Ariel getting married and misgendering becoming punishable by death. Together, Ursula, Erica, and Ariel become the strongest rulers on land and sea. Due to some magic, the three rule for eternity and never die, thanks to Ursula.
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Just living it here...
https://www.deviantart.com/kevinbolk/art/SECRET-NETFLIX-SAILOR-MOON-REBOOT-LEAKED-781804792
https://www.deviantart.com/kevinbolk/art/SECRET-NETFLIX-SAILOR-MOON-REBOOT-LEAKED-781804792
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American History X. Just replace the Nazis with Trump supporters.
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Also, instead of killing two black guys, Derek gets three years for smiling at POCs while wearing a red MAGA hat.
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The Crow but the murdered couple is a interracial, trans lesbian couple. The murderous gang are alt-right, Trump-supporting racists.
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Bosom Buddies, except instead of a comedy it's a heartfelt drama about two transwomen trying to live their lives in a rural, flyover town in Trump's hostile, hateful Amerikkka, drawing the strength to do so from their own two-"woman" Sisterhood.
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A reboot of the original Star Wars trilogy with Luke and Han recasted as 2 dangerhair, problem glasses wearing women and Leia as a sassy transwoman. Of course female Luke doesn't need any Jedi training and is just naturally talented with a lightsaber because she doesn't need the problematic Obi Wan and Yoda to mansplain the Force to her. The Imperial military are all cis white males who want to Make the Galaxy Great Again. Instead of a Death Star, we have a space wall around the Galaxy to keep immigrants out. The empire is led by Literally Orange Hitler who is later defeated by a newly woke AF Vader. The movie ends with Soy Vader apologizing for toxic masculinity.
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