Tesla Hate Thread - oh and come seethe about EVs in general with me

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.

Is Tesla Gay?

  • Total voters
    594
Despite automakers saying the very obvious thing that people really don't want EVs, Leafland is still insisting on sticking to their EV mandates. / Archive

At this rate, Chinada should already reveal their plans to let hundreds of shitty Chinese EV companies flood the country with their shitty ass EVs.

The Jeep Wagoneer S EV is looking like it's going to be a disappointment, like Stellantis's Dodge Charger EV. 206 ft to stop from 70-0, no traction control in Sport Mode, and 5700 lb curb weight screams that this car is just as half-baked as the Dodge Charger EV.
 
  • Lunacy
  • Informative
Reactions: Uber driver reviewer and Markass the Worst
Thiletonomics said:
The Jeep Wagoneer S EV is looking like it's going to be a disappointment, like Stellantis's Dodge Charger EV. 206 ft to stop from 70-0, no traction control in Sport Mode, and 5700 lb curb weight screams that this car is just as half-baked as the Dodge Charger EV.
Click to expand...
2025-07-23_20-43.webp
Hi all, we built an 'off-road' capable vehicle without enough range for you to be comfortable taking it off the beaten path. My truck will get 450 miles and that's already marginal if I want to get to some of the really rural places here in the Pacific Northwest, or spending hours at slow chargers.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Markass the Worst
The Mass Shooter Ron Soye said:
CNN: Tesla is about to lose a key source of revenue. It could spell disaster for its financial future (archive) (lite)
Click to expand...
Oh Tesla sure is fucked now. No really. It surely is fucked this time!


Still paying for my current and next Tesla with relatively minor stock investments.
Thiletonomics said:
Despite automakers saying the very obvious thing that people really don't want EVs, Leafland is still insisting on sticking to their EV mandates. / Archive

At this rate, Chinada should already reveal their plans to let hundreds of shitty Chinese EV companies flood the country with their shitty ass EVs. Even GM and ford EVs are not as shit.

The Jeep Wagoneer S EV is looking like it's going to be a disappointment, like Stellantis's Dodge Charger EV. 206 ft to stop from 70-0, no traction control in Sport Mode, and 5700 lb curb weight screams that this car is just as half-baked as the Dodge Charger EV.
Click to expand...


Chrysler/stelanshit sucks at everything. Jeep / dodge whatever has been garbage for decades. Their best products are literally bastardized w201 Mercedes Benz’s from 1996 that they finally retired for untested EV shit,.
 
Thiletonomics said:
The Jeep Wagoneer S EV is looking like it's going to be a disappointment, like Stellantis's Dodge Charger EV. 206 ft to stop from 70-0, no traction control in Sport Mode, and 5700 lb curb weight screams that this car is just as half-baked as the Dodge Charger EV.
Click to expand...
If anybody has special insight into Stellantis, I'm curious, what makes them think they're ever gonna succeed on the EV market?

All of the US-spec EVs have been absolute disasters. Extremely heavy, not that fast (comparatively), shit charging, terrible range when compared to equivalent EVs with similar batteries.
Meanwhile on the EU side, their cheaper EVs, all Citroen cars are running dogshit indian software that is so buggy, some countries have genuinely considered pulling them off the market, meanwhile, Peugeot has had endless powertrain issues, in what is, I can only imagine, an intentional re-creation of PureTech's reliability in the electric world.
I'm not even gonna mention Fiat's 5 mile range and Mazerati's godawful UX.

What is it with this company?
Is there like, a demon at the top, trying to intentionally make the shittiest cars possible?
How the fuck are they not insolvent yet?
 
  • Like
Reactions: Markass the Worst
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back