Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Ayem]

Eric's new snoozefest. Some good shots of Amber though:

Amber is wearing unicorn slippers with a "dressy" outfit. Classy.

Her legs are in pain today, so she needs to take Ibuprofen. (I wonder why her legs hurt. /sneed)

"E: What are you thankful for?
AL: Furbabies are the 1st thing I think of...
E: Anything else?
AL: You I guess... (*Shrug*)"

Only after Eric shades her does she mention Becky. Lol.

Apparently this year's Thanksgiving is very emotional for her; she's been crying all morning. She insinuated it's family related. ( Gee, I wonder if there was anything you could do to repair that damage, apologizing for being a lying piece of shit is a good start.)

Nothing much else of note. Just boring monotone bull, Amber's obnoxious cackling, gross looking casseroles, and Becky's depressing self.

 

[OstREEEch]

Eric's new snoozefest. Some good shots of Amber though:

No dress can overcome the need to cover those ballooning legs.

 

[Awkwafina]

I have never ever clicked on a video so fast. Amber did not disappoint this Thanksgiving with her outfit and the SHADE from Eric??? Blessed indeed (that tension was disgusting though how could you live like that).

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Eric's new snoozefest. Some good shots of Amber though:

Amber is wearing unicorn slippers with a "dressy" outfit. Classy.

Her legs are in pain today, so she needs to take Ibuprofen. (I wonder why her legs hurt. /sneed)

"E: What are you thankful for?
AL: Furbabies are the 1st thing I think of...
E: Anything else?
AL: You I guess... (*Shrug*)"

Only after Eric shades her does she mention Becky. Lol.

Apparently this year's Thanksgiving is very emotional for her; she's been crying all morning. She insinuated it's family related. ( Gee, I wonder if there was anything you could do to repair that damage, apologizing for being a lying piece of shit is a good start.)

Nothing much else of note. Just boring monotone bull, Amber's obnoxious cackling, gross looking casseroles, and Becky's depressing self.

You forgot to mention that she had to go sideways to fit between table and counter

 

[SweetDee]

I sorta, kinda feel maybe a teensy bit bad for Eric and his hair struggles. Curly hair is pretty hard to work with.

 

[Twinkie]

He's a man, he could stop being such a faggot and just keep it short. No pity.

 

[BerriesArnold]

I figured Becky wouldn't even try to look at least presentable for the occasion. Just her everyday T-shirt and blue jeans. On the side note, I wonder what that family thought of AL and Becky after not having seen them, presumably in a year. They've both gained so much weight this year. You just KNOW what those folks were talking about on the car ride home.

 

[JaneThough]

Eric's new snoozefest. Some good shots of Amber though:

Amber is wearing unicorn slippers with a "dressy" outfit. Classy.

Her legs are in pain today, so she needs to take Ibuprofen. (I wonder why her legs hurt. /sneed)

"E: What are you thankful for?
AL: Furbabies are the 1st thing I think of...
E: Anything else?
AL: You I guess... (*Shrug*)"

Only after Eric shades her does she mention Becky. Lol.

Apparently this year's Thanksgiving is very emotional for her; she's been crying all morning. She insinuated it's family related. ( Gee, I wonder if there was anything you could do to repair that damage, apologizing for being a lying piece of shit is a good start.)

Nothing much else of note. Just boring monotone bull, Amber's obnoxious cackling, gross looking casseroles, and Becky's depressing self.

So Eric is allowed to show Becky's nephew in his vlog, but AL is not.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

Can we talk about that shade from Becky's mom, though?

She's thankful that, "we were all here to see another year..."

 

[497]

I have never ever clicked on a video so fast.

you forgot the "like a beanbag in a hurry"

 

[pinkbutterfly]

I find it interesting how normal Eric's dog appears compared to Twinkie. Seems like a regular slightly excited dog with actual enthusiasm to interact with Eric. None of those weird fucked up screams from Twinkie that Amber tries to pass off as totally happy and positive...

Edit: Never mind. Someone rang the doorbell and they've all gone mad. Apparently all the pets apart from the one that Becky is smothering are "freaking out". This is fine though, we'll just ignore it.

 

[smallmilk]

Can Al teach Eric how to keep himself in frame so he doen't look like a floating head?
Some times he cuts off half of his face ffs

And can someone maybe fix that fucking frame on the wall

 

[ADHD]

And can someone maybe fix that fucking frame on the wall

Why though? It'll just get knocked off center again the next time Amber waddles through the room.

 

[pinkbutterfly]

And can someone maybe fix that fucking frame on the wall

Which one? The more I stare at it, the more I get confused as to which one (if any) is actually level. There's at least 3 different angles going on there.

 

[Strine]

So I just had the most terrible, awful, thought. Ricky mentioned something about 'when they have kids in the future' in one of Eric's recent vlogs. Does this mean that Becky has been earmarked as a future egg donor / surrogate? Can we just stop and imagine the progeny of Eric + Becky for a moment? What if a pact has been made between all parties to provide the 'mixings'? So many questions.....

I suppose at least Amber won't be impregnated - she's unlikely to even live long enough to procreate, and even if she could, there is no way she would allow an infant to compete with her for food.

Jesus fucking wept, can you imagine the offspring of Eric and Becky? It'd be a miscarriage: the cells would be so stupid, they wouldn't be able to mitose properly.

 

[a834604]

What is the latest info about Becky's weight? She looks well past 300 lbs. She is really catching up on Amber.

 

[Twinkie]

Becky has long since stopped sharing anything about her weight. Last we know she's 289, according to Amber. But it's obviously not true because Necks is so much bigger than the last time she gave her weight as 289

 

[BerriesArnold]

Surprise...she looks fatter. Specifically, her face and belly are looking massively more rotund. The pic on the left was from just 3 months ago (275lbs). The one on the right is from a few days ago after making that disgusting OJ & Sprite concoction. I'm guessing she's well into the 300's now.

 

[JambledUpWords]

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Surprise...she looks fatter. Specifically, her face and belly are looking massively more rotund. The pic on the left was from just 3 months ago (275lbs). The one on the right is from a few days ago after making that disgusting OJ & Sprite concoction. I'm guessing she's well into the 300's now.

Becky is catching up to big Al’s size. What will happen when Becky needs help wiping like Al? Who will do it for her?

 

[Shut.Up.Carl]

We shouldn't worry too much guyz. After several videos of AL and Becky gorging themselves for cash they ultimately reveal a new starting weight. They will then be ashamed for a hot minute until they update another weight loss video celebrating both of them shitting out .5 of a pound. The saddest lesbians in all the land did so well they will reward themselves with a date night, y'all.

Becky-no-necky could drop 600lbs if she dumped the hambeast.