The Astrology of Chris Chan

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We're all desperate to understand the madness of one of the most fucked up people right now so vOv

 

[Beard_Chan]

who else will he rape?

 

[sweetstone]

Oh no. This thread is going to bring all the women from the beauty parlour over here. I already feel myself growing gay the longer I stay in a thread about astrology.
I must go.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

If we can pin down Bella's exact birthdate I would genuinely be interested to see what her astrology chart has to say.

 

[Coelacanth]

This thread is proof we desperately need an astrology community watch.

I think astrology is covered over in the Neo-Pagan/Witchblr thread if you're interested.

The thing about archetypes is that Chris fits into so many insane ones, and they're exclusively a product of the mind inherited through the generations. In the grand scheme of things, Chris isn’t important.

It amazes me even in something like astrology Chris is just... bizarre. It's bad enough that he was considered exceptional by everybody except maybe Patti, but being so retarded that even the mathematical positions of planets won't give him any leeway? That's insane.

 

[Nyambit]

Hey, guys, I'll probably do two of these a day. in order.

Also, I would like to reiterate about the prediction I made about Chris for October 4th - 18th, this is a short-lasting chart, it may not have much of a long-lasting effect or the fortunate breakthrough could be reversed outright.

Bless.

Is it possible to do a reading on Bard to see what may potentially become of her?

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Place of Birth?

I need a time and a place


From what I understand, he briefly mentioned Allister Crowly as a sex-crazed lunatic and founder of the golden dawn, which is now the Temple of Thelema. The only thing I know about ritual magic is that the seals of Solomon do work.


First, if you did use the Sidereal Zodiac, you have a cancer sun. Cancer suns tend to enjoy mystery and get lost in fantasy and complexity. Cancers tend to be great actors, storytellers, and comedians. This sign definitely needs attention from others. Cancer suns portray a character to the public and let their authentic selves reside in the Jungian Shadow. People definitely trust you as a loyal friend, and people often confess their darkest secrets to Cancers for some strange reason. Cancer suns are homebodies and find renewal in the home through personalization and getting things just right.

Your Sun Opposite Neptune takes the imagination of Cancer, and heightens it while adding a love of drama, music, and mysticism. Have you ever thought about being an actor? This aspect also tends to make you very sensitive.

Moon in Aquarius is often associated with genius and instability. One of the more positive things about people with Aquarius moons if they're completely insane and autistic-like Chris, they're usually humane, sensitive, and sympathetic, and frequently concerned with the needs of others. Aquarian moon is high for social idealism. Sexually curious, experimental. This is really great for the scientific aspect of personality. Do you have any musical ability? You really tend to keep your distance from herd-minded behaviors, and like Chris-Chan, you create trends for either good or bad. These people are often interested in space, scifi, and often times astrology. Aquarian moons are known for being interested in everything new, progressive, and ahead of the curve. Aquarian moons are more likely to pick someone completely different than them in terms of skin tone, age, gender, or ethnicity.

Mars in Virgo, you're extremely strategic, and analytic, constantly calculating odds of success in whatever you do. But there in lies the problem, a lot of life is based on intuition rather than logic. This placement just like Chris' Mars in virgo shows someone who is manipulative. Do you ever feel like your intelligence is more prominent than your feelings? The good thing about this placement though is if you're not bat shit, and this planet isn't afflicted, you're always ready to lend a helping hand. This placement is also high for alcoholism.

You have a mercury/venus conjunction in leo. Have you ever been described as a charmer or a sweet talker? You can be very persuasive? You can often be described as playful with a sense of charm and immaturity.

Yeah, I've always had some weird thoughts about mystic shit and I'm pretty able at charming a crowd when the mood hits. In fact, I'm pretty sure anybody at my last job would call me an oddly charming loon with weird emotional issues. Either way, it's odd to think that I ended up being a diet Chris Chan.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Well it looks like ILJ's license leaked and her birthday is listed as August 18, 2001.

I look forward to her eventual astrology chart reading.

 

[Stupidface]

With your latest post involving a lot of potential "what ifs" with Barb, I'm surprised her chart hasn't been taken into the consideration– Or maybe it has and I've missed it. At the very least it could provide interesting insight into how(/if) there is any future interactions between the two .. Hopefully not, though.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

This thread is proof we desperately need an astrology community watch.

I came to read about Chris but instead everyone is doxing their birthday and location.

Also people: Don't think that your birthday is hidden just because you blanked it out, either. The position of the planets is going to give it away immediately.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Came to read about Chris but instead everyone is doxing their birthday and location. Don't think that your birthday is hidden just because you blanked it out, either. The position of the planets is going to give it away immediately.

1. I'm not interested in doxxing anyone.
2. It takes too much work

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

1. I'm not interested in doxxing anyone.
2. It takes too much work

It's not that you will, it's that anyone who puts their birthday and town up on the site for ANY reason is being a retard. Especially the people that did both. All it takes is one Google search for the birth listings from that local town's newspaper and they have your name.

People need to stop being retarded because there are cows who will be angry and try to dox you for posting about them.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It's not that you will, it's that anyone who puts their birthday and town up on the site for ANY reason is being a retard. Especially the people that did both. All it takes is one Google search for the birth listings from that local town's newspaper and they have your name.

People need to stop being retarded because there are cows who will be angry and try to dox you for posting about them.

Yes, just go to astrodienest and cover up the birth info. It's impossible to find locations using this method.

 

[Buttshit Mcfizzledick]

This is gay retarded faggotry. Carry on.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Yes, just go to astrodienest and cover up the birth info. It's impossible to find locations using this method.

It's better, but people should all be DMing you these charts.

Spoiler: How to dox yourself

You can still get the birthday by reverse engineering in 2 minutes, a serious solid identifier. Retards don't understand that it can be linked to other personal info they posted on the site in other threads, like their country/state, gender, anything alluding to their identity.

Your risk of being doxed is exactly proportional to how much personal info you give. All it takes is some group angry enough to string it together. Weens dox themselves on KF pretty much every week and get dogpiled for it.

 

[Skarlatvoros]

It's better, but people should all be DMing you these charts.

Spoiler: How to dox yourself

You can still get the birthday by reverse engineering in 2 minutes, a serious solid identifier. Retards don't understand that it can be linked to other personal info they posted on the site in other threads, like their country/state, gender, anything alluding to their identity.

Your risk of being doxed is exactly proportional to how much personal info you give. All it takes is some group angry enough to string it together. Weens dox themselves on KF pretty much every week and get dogpiled for it.

Well that depends of what kind of circles you post around in kiwi to provoke doxing. i mostly follow America right wing lolcows and social acceptable targets and plus, i not even American so i mostly safe. But yeah if you go around a-login around really toxic groups/treads you should send a private message to mariposa

 

[BurningPewter]

This is a Twitter thread by an occultist seriously discussing Chris Chan as someone in touch with the magic world - https://twitter.com/SaturnaliaSund1/status/1423602560372383745

Mariposa Electrique said:
Since I was 12. I'll get to charts soon. I've been unable to sleep for about 4 days, which culminated in nausea, vomiting, and other stomach problems a few hours ago.

going off in more "woo" territory, but I genuinely wonder if the energy around what's happening with Chris right now is affecting those of us interested in him. I've been feeling nauseous and drained after browsing here throughout this week, like the exciting high of seeing Chris get arrested live came crashing down to a sick feeling.

As for doxing, I don't really care. I don't think I've come across that badly on KF, I've even defended trans people on here while getting piles of dumb ratings, so I don't think anyone would be bothered to expose me, or if I'd be that hated if I was. I was born in a rural part of the UK in the early 80s - a place I've never been back to since then, so I doubt I'm trackable from that.

What worse would have happened if Chris was Pisces? Would he have been assaulting strangers in alleyways?

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Well that depends of what kind of circles you post around in kiwi

That only works if you're throwing your account away after a week. It's far more likely that a few years will go by and you'll completely forget if you posted identifying information, while having long expanded to new threads. Most people who are doxed will have 10+ or 15+ years of their postings online combed through, because they kept revealing shit and forgetting about it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

going off in more "woo" territory, but I genuinely wonder if the energy around what's happening with Chris right now is affecting those of us interested in him. I've been feeling nauseous and drained after browsing here throughout this week, like the exciting high of seeing Chris get arrested live came crashing down to a sick feeling.

It's probably anxiety. After learning about the Bella thread, I felt very angry and anxious because of how the animals were treated. This entire situation has been an emotional rollercoaster. We saw Chris get arrested, and we finally thought he was going to face justice, and then not even a few days later, we see a wave of people defending and rationalizing a man who raped his mother.

What worse would have happened if Chris was Pisces? Would he have been assaulting strangers in alleyways?

Even more sexual deviance, narcissism, and delusion.

This is a Twitter thread by an occultist seriously discussing Chris Chan as someone in touch with the magic world - https://twitter.com/SaturnaliaSund1/status/1423602560372383745

This person is about as loony as Chris.
Chris uses pseudo occultism to deny facts about himself...he's bald, he's fat, he's stupid.

 

[Happy Fish]

You poor brave soul peering deep within Chris's square Uranus and digging out the dirty gaze of the cosmos! Now we all know that even the stars think Chris sucks.

Now do Barb