The Chris Chan Conspiracy Documentary

[maguyver16]

When I saw the footage and watched it again, I was surprised at how not-dingy Chris's house actually was, compared to his older footage. Maybe it was the shit camera he used, but the old 14 Branchland definitely had a more rotten feel to it.

Chris' room was surprisingly a lot more clean and put together, if not cluttered. I think not seeing shit through a yellow-tinted, or badly lit webcam probably helped.

The illustrations were an interesting touch, though they still felt a little off. For some reason, im reminded of conversations I've had online about the cartoonist Charles Schultz; and how difficult it is to replicate his designs. Even professionals who do the greeting cards and all of that say it's near impossible to exactly get it right.

Perhaps the rudimentary styling of Chris is natural to a point where it's actually really difficult for even trained artists to get 1:1. Like, the illustrations in the video just felt a little TOO clean, they miss the smudginess and blotchiness of a TRUE and HONEST CWC original. Again, Im not trying to rag on the artist, it was an interesting idea that was added to the video well. But it was something I noticed

 

[Ophelia]

When I saw the footage and watched it again, I was surprised at how not-dingy Chris's house actually was, compared to his older footage. Maybe it was the shit camera he used, but the old 14 Branchland definitely had a more rotten feel to it.

Was the older footage from before the cleansing flames?

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

Was the older footage from before the cleansing flames?

I believe the footage was around 2019 judging on the fact that @Copitz was with Chris.

 

[Ophelia]

I believe the footage was around 2019 judging on the fact that was with Chris.

Not the doc footage. The dingy old stuff Tennis Ball Tony mentioned.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Maybe its because Chris and his family have always blamed someone else for their misfortune? They have always thought there is some kind of conspiracy against them but it was really all them that were ruining their own lives?

I don't know, sounds like a stretch. I really hope it's not going to end with "look, there is no way Chris could rape his own mother by himself, just trust me, bro."

Lol is he really CRP

Do you even realize how mentally unstable this guy is?

 

[Ophelia]

I don't know, sounds like a stretch. I really hope it's not going to end with "look, there is no way Chris could rape his own mother by himself, just trust me, bro."

I hope it’s just supposed to be eye-catching since “conspiracy” is such a hot thing right now. But if it turns into “Bella made him do it, lul!” I swear to god…

(who is “gonzo”? What is a “crp”? Why is it in this thread?)

 

[Jimmy Hopkins]

I hope it’s just supposed to be eye-catching since “conspiracy” is such a hot thing right now. But if it turns into “Bella made him do it, lul!” I swear to god…

(who is “gonzo”? What is a “crp”? Why is it in this thread?)

Gonzo is an abbreviation of Gonzales, which is the name of lolcow known as CRP: Coach Red Pill. @Bryan Dunn believes that CRP is using a sock account.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

The illustrations were an interesting touch, though they still felt a little off. For some reason, im reminded of conversations I've had online about the cartoonist Charles Schultz; and how difficult it is to replicate his designs. Even professionals who do the greeting cards and all of that say it's near impossible to exactly get it right.

His handwriting is another fucking mystery. He has/had a really good grasp of cursive from his older writing style, but it got all jumbled at some point. Add into that, the really jacked up way he holds a writing instrument. Replicating Chris is amazingly hard, even down to that polo shirt he has with the uncommon denim collar.

Was the older footage from before the cleansing flames?

I guess any time around the "Classic Era". The CWCki has a good write up of Chris's cameras. It's crazy how he was basically doing proto-vlogs back with a Tyco. His old stuff is almost like people using Holgas to try to capture a "vintage" scene but it still seems too contemporary and fake, yet Chris's doesn't.

 

[Raiken]

Perhaps the rudimentary styling of Chris is natural to a point where it's actually really difficult for even trained artists to get 1:1. Like, the illustrations in the video just felt a little TOO clean, they miss the smudginess and blotchiness of a TRUE and HONEST CWC original. Again, Im not trying to rag on the artist, it was an interesting idea that was added to the video well. But it was something I noticed

Chris, when drawing, Will never do a re-take.
When he makes a mistake, he scribbles over it or work around it.

 

[Rungle]

One million sub channel making Chris videos?

Coin bro's... our coin prices have gone up.

 

[maguyver16]

Chris, when drawing, Will never do a re-take.
When he makes a mistake, he scribbles over it or work around it.

That's a really good point

One million sub channel making Chris videos?

Coin bro's... our coin prices have gone up.

Frederik Knudsen has a million subs and his Chris video has been around for years

 

[ñññ]

His old stuff is almost like people using Holgas to try to capture a "vintage" scene but it still seems too contemporary and fake, yet Chris's doesn't.

Hmm, this got me thinking about the possibility of some futuristic hipster with a holographic camera (or whatever new type of camera people in the future might use) watching countless YouTube tutorials on "How to get the Chris-Chan look" for his shitty short film.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I was skeptical at first considering it just seemed kind of weenish and more youtubers trying to make their E-celeb status bigger, but this surprised me honestly, it seems to have a fair bit of work put into it and the opportunity of having footage of such an important person in Chris’s life actually talk about him is too interesting to ignore. Ngl I’m somewhat excited to see this.

 

[Ophelia]

I hope it’s not just someone doing a voiceover as Megan.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I was surprised that he mentioned Chris slapping away his principal's hand at graduation. That's such a small tidbit of Chris's behavior that explained a lot.

I don't know about that, I may be wrong, but Chris has recounted this a thousand times and I don't remember he ever saying that, only that he didn't shake anyone's hand. Same with the school principal saying lewd things to him while sitting Chris on his lap, As far as I know, Chris only said he'd sit him on his lap. Another inaccuracy is the drawing of Chris locked inside a closet by the babysitter, as even the narration says it was a room with toys.

 

[TayandYou]

Do you even realize how mentally unstable this guy is?

Oh I do, I was just humoring him a little.

I hope it’s just supposed to be eye-catching since “conspiracy” is such a hot thing right now. But if it turns into “Bella made him do it, lul!” I swear to god…

(who is “gonzo”? What is a “crp”? Why is it in this thread?)

I doubt it, he has several videos named "conspiracy", none of them look like a real conspiracy.

At most it might be about how everyone in Chris's life was a troll, like the conspiracy around trolling him. Nobody is stupid enough to blame this on Bella when Chris has repeatedly said it was his own idea.

 

[The Dude]

Hmm, this got me thinking about the possibility of some futuristic hipster with a holographic camera (or whatever new type of camera people in the future might use) watching countless YouTube tutorials on "How to get the Chris-Chan look" for his shitty short film.

You can't get that authentic piss yellow and pixelated "filmed by Chris" look without using a PS3-era shitty PSEye camera. That's the only way to get that vintage Chris-Chan video esthetic.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Nobody is stupid enough to blame this on Bella when Chris has repeatedly said it was his own idea.

Surprisingly, Chris still has a lot of whiteknights. They either have soft spot for autists or think that internet trolling is as bad as terrorism.

 

[TayandYou]

Surprisingly, Chris still has a lot of whiteknights. They either have soft spot for autists or think that internet trolling is as bad as terrorism.

From all the information that we currently know (of course there can be info that we are not aware of that may change things), Chris is 100% to blame for this incident as nobody else trolled him into it.

The only possible wriggle room is if it was consensual or rape, we simply don't know for sure. While it might seem likely that Barb was unable to consent, I wouldn't put it past her to have consented knowing how much of a degenerate whore she is. The thing that points to this being a possibility is that Barb and Chris were almost certainly in contact while he was in jail, which would be odd if she was raped against her will.

 

[Spicboyskafan]

I still think it would be funny if Chris was trolling the entire time but him fucking his mom was unplanned