The Chris Chan Conspiracy Documentary

[Oil Olive]

Just finished it. At first i thought it would be yet another guy reading the cwcki for the 20th time but i'm surprised. Can't wait to see whats next in chris chan's life!

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Just finished it. At first i thought it would be yet another guy reading the cwcki for the 20th time but i'm surprised. Can't wait to see whats next in chris chan's life!

Yeah, there's surpringly a few bits in there that I don't remember being on the CWCki at all, such as them mentioning how family members had to move due to "rumors". Or how Roche's real name was "Rochelle".

 

[TayandYou]

Yeah, there's surpringly a few bits in there that I don't remember being on the CWCki at all, such as them mentioning how family members had to move due to "rumors". Or how Roche's real name was "Rochelle".

I think I heard something about how their neighbors didn't like them before, but then again I might be misremembering because none of their neighbors ever liked them so I'm not sure if it's referring to the same incident.

I didn't know Roche's real name was Rochelle but it makes sense, not sure if he asked Chris or just made it up/fucked up though. I guess we have to take his word for it for now since we can't exactly ask Chris to clarify.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

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Megan probably got a working WWII Luger in her "memorabilia"

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Chris' room was surprisingly a lot more clean and put together, if not cluttered. I think not seeing shit through a yellow-tinted, or badly lit webcam probably helped.

it's always been like that, chris's room is just toys on top of toys on top of toys. pre-fire it had a foundation of a 50 year old home with the original carpets from the 60's. Post-fire, it just has more modern paint job and carpets, and chris's room became most of the house as barb slipped into dementia and bob dead, chris took over the entire house putting his toys and scribblings in the living room, hallways, and even barb's room. Clean is not a word I would use considering Chris legitimately shit and pissed on the floor along with the dogs and cats who lived on a diet of dollar store chicken soup. Imagine having two full grown dogs eating nothing but chicken soup shitting on newspaper on the floor of your house for a decade, delightful.

I skipped the whole documentary, and just skipped to the house footage at the last 3 minutes. God damn, those dogs.

What's Megan up to now?

she's in a stable relationship and makes cute little felt animals and little crafts that she sells regularly on etsy.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Yeah, there's surpringly a few bits in there that I don't remember being on the CWCki at all, such as them mentioning how family members had to move due to "rumors".

If you do a deep-dive on the CWCki, this sort of event comes up multiple times around the Chandlers, even going back to when Barb was a young woman.

Either before or after she left her mother disowned her. After she left home, "her siblings, cousins, and others in Redoak" began to spread rumors about her and call her a slut in her absence.[19] As it would turn out, her relationship with her family would never get any better.

Granted, we never discovered exactly why these things have happened, but they seem to be a reoccurring theme in the Chandler's life no matter where they go.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I love how even the CWCki is speculating and even leaving it up in the air that the Megan footage could well be in the final product.



Money talks.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I love how even the CWCki is speculating and even leaving it up in the air that the Megan footage could well be in the final product.



Money talks.

Direct quote from the article:

It is also speculated that footage from the cancelled Chris Chan VS. The Internet documentary may somehow be included, along with footage that Megan Schroeder made for the film, based on what has been featured in the trailer.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Direct quote from the article:

Yes that’s what I said

I love how even the CWCki is speculating and even leaving it up in the air that the Megan footage could well be in the final product.



Money talks.

Anyway, when I heard GFM was doing this, I was pretty intrigued since his documentaries never disappoint. From “How Donald Trump won the 2016 Election” to “History of Twitch Plays Pokemon” and lots of other real life stories, I knew this was going to be good

Then I saw he went the extra effort and met Chris. Something we all know is dark and forbidden.

But the thing about GFM is he already has covered horrible things and he gives no fuck.

 

[Jack Awful]

Yes that’s what I said



Anyway, when I heard GFM was doing this, I was pretty intrigued since his documentaries never disappoint. From “How Donald Trump won the 2016 Election” to “History of Twitch Plays Pokemon” and lots of other real life stories, I knew this was going to be good

Then I saw he went the extra effort and met Chris. Something we all know is dark and forbidden.

But the thing about GFM is he already has covered horrible things and he gives no fuck.

His Bashur documentary is also great.

I hope it’s just supposed to be eye-catching since “conspiracy” is such a hot thing right now. But if it turns into “Bella made him do it, lul!” I swear to god…

(who is “gonzo”? What is a “crp”? Why is it in this thread?)

I think that's just something Art likes to title his videos with. He's made The Game Grumps Conspiracy, The Bashurverse Conspiracy, The Dwarf Child Conspiracy, etc.

It isn't 100% consistent, but it's used enough to indicate a pattern.

 

[Snuckening]

Spoiler: Deeply autistic speculation

How old is that interview?

Spoiler: My Reddit-detective powers

I'm pretty sure I haven't seen Chris wearing that mouldering "classic" shirt from the interview, since 2018 or 2019, around the TMG meltdown. Which was also when Copitz was hanging around Chris. And I'd bet money that a guy like Coptiz (and probably Chris, too) wouldn't be seen maskless, post-early 2020

tell me it was probably shot pre-coof, in 2019, or maybe early 2020 at latest.

Which begs the question- Why would he sit on the interview, for so long? Even if GFM shot it but decided it wasn't worth uploading, and then changed his mind, the smart time to drop it would have been Nov/Dec last year, back when the Motherfucker drama was trending on Twitter and even getting on mainstream media.

So, maybe he eventually DID get the Megan interview, and that was the factor that made him finally upoad?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Text on video confirmed it to December 2019.

 

[Altera]

Decent overview, I always feel like these macroviews always make chris seem like a better person by omission of the pure dedication he had to being a shitstain. The use of the fake chris voice was relatively cringe but I will say he got the inflections right and it made me laugh the first time I heard it. I kind of feel like this is Spiderman movies all over again, how many times do we have to start at his origin story before we can just see the new or unique content.

If the meg interview is really in there ill call this a great success, otherwise it'll just be another dumpster fire orbiter tuber.

 

[Ophelia]

Which begs the question- Why would he sit on the interview, for so long? Even if GFM shot it but decided it wasn't worth uploading, and then changed his mind, the smart time to drop it would have been Nov/Dec last year, back when the Motherfucker drama was trending on Twitter and even getting on mainstream media.

Waiting for there to be a dearth of content might have been smart. This way he isn’t competing with everyone else at once. Maybe enough time had passed that he decided, “screw it, let’s do it.”

 

[ABE LINN COHN]

Decent overview, I always feel like these macroviews always make chris seem like a better person by omission of the pure dedication he had to being a shitstain. The use of the fake chris voice was relatively cringe but I will say he got the inflections right and it made me laugh the first time I heard it. I kind of feel like this is Spiderman movies all over again, how many times do we have to start at his origin story before we can just see the new or unique content.

If the meg interview is really in there ill call this a great success, otherwise it'll just be another dumpster fire orbiter tuber.

First time I heard the Chris impression I actually thought it was Liquid.

 

[Space.Muffin]

For the first half I felt like I was watching Geno's documentary all over again, just with a better presentation. It hit the very same points and all.
As it went on I got more interested. I love the drawings in Chris's style and while the Chris imitation was a bit cringy I got used to it pretty quick.
I like the fact that he skips most of the uninteresting details and goes straight to the important moments in Chris' life.

It's a mix between the fast-pace of Sachumo's video and the in deep narration of Geno's documentary.
I don't like TheGamersFromMars but for a first episode this was pretty good!

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Just finished watching it, the guy doing the Chris mock voiceover really makes me MATI, he's not doing a good Chris-Chan impression, besides that I enjoyed it, seeing Chris' room in HD is something I never thought I'd get to see, Crhis using his infamous "among which" expression at the end would almost be endearing if not for the fact that the Motherfucker saga has greatly changed my opinion of him

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Decent overview, I always feel like these macroviews always make chris seem like a better person by omission of the pure dedication he had to being a shitstain. The use of the fake chris voice was relatively cringe but I will say he got the inflections right and it made me laugh the first time I heard it. I kind of feel like this is Spiderman movies all over again, how many times do we have to start at his origin story before we can just see the new or unique content.

If the meg interview is really in there ill call this a great success, otherwise it'll just be another dumpster fire orbiter tuber.

Chris is just like Fatso Jack, a fucking horrible person and a nasty asshole but too much of a fucking retard to be taken seriously, they are just so entertaining to look at while they stumble around. Except when their ugly side shows and there isn't much in the way of comic relief, you get to see the bigger picture. Chris isn't the worst of the cows but he's certainly not a good person, but for the vast majority of the time he's busy being the World's village idiot, thus making it harder for people to see him for what he is!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I feel this is good supplementary material to geno's documentary series where it focuses on overall coverage.

The voices are fine even if it is funny that Boogie is voicing Bob.

But I do hope there is new Chris footage as it could make up for the radio silence that has gone on with Chris in the loony bin.

 

[Dipodomys]

First time I heard the Chris impression I actually thought it was Liquid.

The more I heard it, the more I wished it was.

Liquid spoiled us.