Joshua Wise & Stephen Boyd The Chris-Chan Extortionists - and the End of Evangelion

[spikespiegel]

So after having a heartwarming feature, we now get this? If there is a hell, then these guys will go straight to hell.

 

[Aquinas]

im curious, is this subforum still autistically A-loggy @ chris? Do the A loggers think this Liquid Sped saga is hilarious?
Because it is, or its about to be atleast.

 

[Null]

im curious, is this subforum still autistically A-loggy @ chris? Do the A loggers think this Liquid Sped saga is hilarious?
Because it is, or its about to be atleast.

There are people mad that I'm helping Chris but quite frankly I could not possibly care less what they think. Overall the CWC board is just kinda meh and shitposty.

 

[Coster]

A person who manipulated a harmless autist to shit himself and send him money is also from Shepherdsville, which is a literal shithole. As a Kentuckian I couldn't tell you which one is worse.

 

[Null]

I missed a critical step in this paragraph, which I've amended. It's a classic extortion scheme.

- Moon weapon, or whatever, to get Chris scared.
- Have Chris say he is a pedophile who has sexually abused his mother.
- Threaten to release that confession if he doesn't record videos.
- Threaten to release videos if he doesn't send money.

So naturally once they have Chris believing that, they have Chris confessing to being a pedophile and raping his mother. Once they have those confessions, they threaten to release it to the public if he doesn't record himself shitting on the floor and punching himself in the face until tears and snot are running down his chin. At one point, they ask Chris to punch his mother, which he does (though he claims lightly).

 

[CWCissey]

At one point, they ask Chris to punch his mother, which he does (though he claims lightly).

This adds a horrifying new angle to Barb's behaviour in the vids...

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Oh fucking hell, so wait... they also got him to attempt prostitution? Is suborning an attempted crime even a thing? @AnOminous

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Have you tried sending this to the local media?
Mentally rētarded transgender woman and disabled widow mother are scammed out of thousands of dollars and forced to perform degrading, humiliating acts while the sheriff refuses to investigate.

 

[Null]

Oh fucking hell, so wait... they also got him to attempt prostitution? Is suborning an attempted crime even a thing? @AnOminous

That's one of the things, yes.

See this shit happened for months. I can't even remember all of it. All that crazy incoherent bullshit between September and March is 100% Wise and Boyd.

 

[Prussian Blue]

Ah this makes me sad. Poor Chris, disco shits on him a lot but he doesnt deserve this.

Really hope some justice can be served to these utter fucknuts asap.

 

[CWCissey]

Have you tried sending this to the local media?
Mentally rētarded transgender woman and disabled widow mother are scammed out of thousands of dollars and forced to perform degrading, humiliating acts while the sheriff refuses to investigate.

If the police will do fuck all about it, the papers are a good idea. I'd recommend the local rags for Charlottesville and the towns those scumfucks are from.

 

[Red Sun]

- Have Chris say he is a pedophile who has sexually abused his mother.
- Threaten to release that confession if he doesn't record videos.

Holy shit. Is there still any risk of them releasing that? There are a lot of people out there who would recognize Chris in a video who wouldn't know what we know about this.
Is the confession at least over text and not video?

 

[TheScooper]

I remember when we found who idea guy was, and the revelation that people knew who idea guy was from the start and fucking did nothing, told us nothing and even gave advice to the fuck.

 

[Null]

Holy shit. Is there still any risk of them releasing that? There are a lot of people out there who would recognize Chris in a video who wouldn't know what we know about this.
Is the confession at least over text and not video?

It's text IIRC, but it's not like, convincing shit. They're telling him what to say and he's repeating it for them.

 

[Spelling Bee]

This shit is why I struggle with creating new amusing Chris-chan related youtube videos nowadays. It's become increasingly obvious that he's just being told what to do and it's just not funny. If "LOVEQUEST 3" ever became a thing it would just be a 30 second clip of some autist tossing money at Chris while screaming "DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!".

There are people mad that I'm helping Chris but quite frankly I could not possibly care less what they think. Overall the CWC board is just kinda meh and shitposty.

You're doing god's work, son. I feel like the people who try to manipulate him would make for great lolcow thread material if more was known about them tbh

 

[No_one]

As soon as we told him no such weapon on the moon existed, he had a "so that means..." moment and then became extremely angry.

If Chris can be made aware that there are no weapons of cwc-destruction on the moon can he also be persuaded that he isn't part Sonichu and cannot travel between cartoon dimensions etc.? That would be a step towards reality.

 

[cypocryphy]

I really underestimated Chris' gullibility. I would have never thought 2017 and '18 Chris would think there's a horrifying moon weapon aimed at him. wow wow wow

 

[Null]

If Chris can be made aware that there are no weapons of cwc-destruction on the moon can he also be persuaded that he isn't part Sonichu and cannot travel between cartoon dimensions etc.? That would be a step towards reality.

I think the difference is he wants to believe those things are true.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

This is just outright fucking monstrous.

I honestly would argue Chris is no longer truly a lolcow. Not because he's no longer weird or autistic (in any case he's more weird and autistic than ever), but because he's just no longer funny to watch. With classic Chris you knew he would recover from any wacky trolling attempt anyone could pull because he still had his family, his toys, and his own fictional safe space to retreat to when the going got tough. Nowadays he has none of this. Bob is dead, Barb is dying, he's losing any sort of touch with reality he might have had, and is in serious danger of becoming homeless.

And for the icing on the cake, now you're telling us that some fucking sociopathic pieces of shit have found this severely autistic man at the lowest point in his life and extorted him into physically assaulting his elderly mother, shitting on the floor, and buying them shit with the very little money he has.

Honestly, fuck them. Fuck them to hell and back. Dox them. Get the word out. Make this as public as possible. If the police won't do shit, send it to the papers. Spread it through the Internet. The bastards deserve nothing less. Let them be known as the people who extorted a severely autistic man living in poverty.

Yes, I'm mad. I still have a little basic human decency left.

 

[Bassomatic]

Oh what the fuck.

I liked my head canon that ideas guy was a lame ween who just told Chris extreme escapism stories that he ate up and ran away with.

Not this. This is darker like a second sadder ending to Oliver Twist upsetting.

In a way I'm not too shocked to hear legally no one cares. I am sure the fact they may walk clean is run in @Null mind and others. (Word of the wise to readers as this site should teach you yet ppl don't learn dont get your own ass locked up via net scum bags actions.)

I feel learning this ruins the enjoyment of Chris and his last round of behavior that was just so strange. But to hear it's a shitty Nigerian prince scam towards OPL is really absurd and disheartening.

I don't think it's very a logging to say I look forward to seeing these cbuckle fucks start begging for mercy to be denied. Some axe will come down. That much I'm sure.