The Dude's Guide to Manliness.

[brooklynbailiff]

HUNTER'S (GUY)IDE TO MANLINESS:

1. Accept the fact that no matter how hard you try, nobody's going to think you're a man.

2. Stop giving a shit about what people think.

3. Make yourself a better person rather than obsessing over being a man.

4. Eliminate bacon entirely from your diet.

5. Vote Democratic.

Go away, ma'am.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

HUNTER'S (GUY)IDE TO MANLINESS:

1. Accept the fact that no matter how hard you try, nobody's going to think you're a man.

2. Stop giving a shit about what people think.

3. Make yourself a better person rather than obsessing over being a man.

4. Eliminate bacon entirely from your diet.

5. Vote Democratic.

The first three are OK, but I can't go along with eliminating bacon. And I can't support either the Republicans or Democrats, I think they're both awful.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

HUNTER'S (GUY)IDE TO MANLINESS:

1. Accept the fact that no matter how hard you try, nobody's going to think you're a man.

2. Stop giving a shit about what people think.

3. Make yourself a better person rather than obsessing over being a man.

4. Eliminate bacon entirely from your diet.

5. Vote Democratic.

The first three are OK, but I can't go along with eliminating bacon. And I can't support either the Republicans or Democrats, I think they're both awful.

I like the cut of your jib.

 

[The Hunter]

HUNTER'S (GUY)IDE TO MANLINESS:

1. Accept the fact that no matter how hard you try, nobody's going to think you're a man.

2. Stop giving a shit about what people think.

3. Make yourself a better person rather than obsessing over being a man.

4. Eliminate bacon entirely from your diet.

5. Vote Democratic.

The first three are OK, but I can't go along with eliminating bacon. And I can't support either the Republicans or Democrats, I think they're both awful.

Then you're not allowed to be a man. Grow a vagina this instant.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Argh, I'm so stupid!

You wanna be manly?

Step #1: Train
Step #2: Eat your vitamins
Step #3: Say your prayers
Step #4: Be true to yourself
Step #5: Be true to your country
Step #6: Be a real American!

 

[brooklynbailiff]

Step #1: Train
Step #2: Eat your vitamins
Step #3: Say your prayers
Step #4: Be true to yourself
Step #5: Be true to your country
Step #6: Be a real American!

 

[The Hunter]

Argh, I'm so stupid!

You wanna be manly?

Step #1: Train
Step #2: Eat your vitamins
Step #3: Say your prayers
Step #4: Be true to yourself
Step #5: Be true to your country
Step #6: Be a real American!

Finally, someone who gets it.

I misjudged you, friend.

 

[CatParty]

Catparty's rules
1. Have fun

 

[Kamen Rider Black RX]

My Guide to Manliness
1. Watch Strike Commando.
Repeat as necessary.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I like how this thread went from being serious to being funny, like all threads end up on this forum

 

[Fialovy]

1. Own a reeeeeeeeeeeeally obscure video game console

Would you expect anything less from these forums to take a semi-serious thread and make it funny?

Oh yeah, and listen to this song 8402394823 times

[youtube]oECIKVaz5rc[/youtube]

 

[Stuff and Things]

Dammit, i'll never be as manly as the dude

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Would you expect anything less from these forums to take a semi-serious thread and make it funny?

Good point, I don't know what I was thinking

 

[Picklepower]

Hmm My rules for manliness.
1. Owning a gun doesn't automatically make you a man. (that isn't an anti gun comment, so don't interpret it that way.)

2. Real men cry, now I'm not saying, be whiny and feel sorry for yourself, I mean, don't be ashamed to have emotions.

3. Prejudice is fucking ignorance, if you think being a real "man" means looking down on minorities, then call me a woman.

4. Always be there for your family, (well if they aren't abusive)

5. Flying into a rage and thinking, Fighting is the right answer to every problem, shows you have no control. (Of course there are situations were you need to fight, but really think first, "Is this a situation were a fight is necessary?"

6. Patriotism is commonly seen as being important for a man (well in the U.S were I live) I say true Patriotism is thankfulness that you live in the country you live in, and that you love the people of it, that's all it needs to be. I think when patriotism turns into nationalism, and bragging,it makes a man look really ignorant.

7. You should value intelligence, and learning. People who don't care about those things, are people I'd rather not be around.

8. Don't make everything a dick measuring contest.

9. Treat women as equals, don't befriend them just because you want to get something extra out of the deal.

10. Don't take yourself too seriously.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oECIKVaz5rc

It plays wherever I go.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Hmm My rules for manliness.
1. Owning a gun doesn't automatically make you a man. (that isn't an anti gun comment, so don't interpret it that way.)

2. Real men cry, now I'm not saying, be whiny and feel sorry for yourself, I mean, don't be ashamed to have emotions.

3. Prejudice is fucking ignorance, if you think being a real "man" means looking down on minorities, then call me a woman.

4. Always be there for your family, (well if they aren't abusive)

5. Flying into a rage and thinking, Fighting is the right answer to every problem, shows you have no control. (Of course there are situations were you need to fight, but really think first, "Is this a situation were a fight is necessary?"

6. Patriotism is commonly seen as being important for a man (well in the U.S were I live) I say true Patriotism is thankfulness that you live in the country you live in, and that you love the people of it, that's all it needs to be. I think when patriotism turns into nationalism, and bragging,it makes a man look really ignorant.

7. You should value intelligence, and learning. People who don't care about those things, are people I'd rather not be around.

8. Don't make everything a dick measuring contest.

9. Treat women as equals, don't befriend them just because you want to get something extra out of the deal.

10. Don't take yourself too seriously.

Damn, i love this, thanks Picklepower i mean, i already do all of this things (mostly because i don't want to be a douchebag) but it's always nice when somebody reminds it to you...

 

[Pikonic]

Pikonic's guide to being a woman.

Equality FTW! I'd make my own thread but it'd probably get merged here. Now I've dropped a few of these in the past so there will be repeats, deal with it.
1) Never hit your man- They always say a man should never hit a woman. Well, the pendulum swings both ways bitch.

2) Man hating is a load of shit- Women will never be considered equal unless we knock off this "Wah, men are evil and have it so easy" bullshit. Feminism is about equality, not having our lives made easier because we have a vagina.

3) If you wanna get paid like a man, you gotta work like a man- Too many times I've seen women play the "70 cents to a dollar" card (which is bullshit, it's about 95), but when the trucks need to be unloaded or the spiders need to be killed, they go ask the guys to do it.

4) Accept your consequences- If you wanna be a slutbag, go for it. Just don't ball your eyes out when you get called a slut or can't find a committed relationship.

5) Iron pills are your best friend during that time- I studied the human body, you feel like shit during that time because of iron deficiency. Not a fan of pills? Spinach, beans, red meat, and fish.

6) A man will not fix your life- You gotta do that shit yourself, why does he deserve your baggage?

7) Be a bitch- I remember when I decided to embrace the bitch title. I was 19 and at a party. This guy wouldn't keep his hands off me. Now, first I was nice. I told him to stop touching me. He played the "but you're so beautiful". One ass grab later he got a few fists. I was called a bitch and told to leave. If a man calls you a bitch for being yourself or standing up for yourself, he is not worth your time.

There will always be a man who wants you- Not to sound all Disney on you, but I've seen too many women stay in shit relationships because "I don't know if I could find someone else" Bull. Shit.

9) Don't be dumb- If a man doesn't like his women smart, fuck him. Dumb girls are not sexy, they are dumb.

10) Don't fish for compliments- When you say "I'm fat" you better mean it. None of this "My man has to say I'm skinny" shit. And if he says something like "well, you could go to a gym/let's try to eat better/you could lose a little" don't get mad. He was being this thing called "honest"

 

[hellbound]

As far as the OP, the only thing I find fault with is your statement that facial hair is manly. Facial hair definitely depends on personal choice and appearance. Though I usually have a beard, I would recommend Keanu Reeves stay shaved:

 

[Niachu]

A real man doesn't poison himself on his own machismo.

 

[Foulmouth]

As far as the OP, the only thing I find fault with is your statement that facial hair is manly. Facial hair definitely depends on personal choice and appearance. Though I usually have a beard, I would recommend Keanu Reeves stay shaved:

http://i.imgur.com/xGSBJld.jpg

Keanu Reeves is not a man , he is a mannequin.