The Dude's Guide to Manliness.

Kamen Rider Black RX said:
Okay, here's something. A true man never feels the need to prove himself an Alpha male.
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And if you already think of yourself as an Alpha male, make sure you're not a dick about it. Because that usually means that you're not.
Also, manly men come in all shapes and sizes! Whether you're as skinny as a twig or kinda on the heavier side, don't let your body type discourage you!

Man, I'm a lady and I follow most of The Dude's rules :surprised:
 
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Karen said:
And if you already think of yourself as an Alpha male, make sure you're not a dick about it. Because that usually means that you're not.
Also, manly men come in all shapes and sizes! Whether you're as skinny as a twig or kinda on the heavier side, don't let your body type discourage you!

Man, I'm a lady and I follow most of The Dude's rules :surprised:
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Sounds like you're a pretty awesome lady thenm
 
How to Be a Real Man: by Dr. Bogs Binny Esq., single female lawyer

1.) Have a penis. Manliness comes in all shapes and sizes, but it must come in the form of a penis. Studies have shown that not having a penis actually does not make you a man at all! Anyone who wants to be a man must have a penis; so if you don't have one already, go out and get one today.
 
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Bogs said:
How to Be a Real Man: by Dr. Bogs Binny Esq., single female lawyer

1.) Have a penis. Manliness comes in all shapes and sizes, but it must come in the form of a penis. Studies have shown that not having a penis actually does not make you a man at all! Anyone who wants to be a man must have a penis; so if you don't have one already, go out and get one today.
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But what about transgendered people? Y'know, those born with a vagoo that identify as male and those with a pen0r who identify as female?
 
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The Dude said:
14. Don't worry about going grey or your hair thinning. Grey hair makes a man look distinguished and dignified and there are many sexy, manly men with no hair. Look at Vin Diesel. If your hair is going thin and you don't like it just shave it bald. Don't try to color your grey hair. It makes you seem desperate and insecure, very unmanly.
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Very much this. There is nothing more sissy than complaining about thinning hair.
 
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I've actually found myself a bit jealous at times about the guys who go prematurely grey, not salt pepper, actually go grey, in their late 20's, early 30's, that look is just so darn cool.

Can I squee and fangirl that shit?

Is it manly to fangirl something?
 
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TowinKarz said:
I've actually found myself a bit jealous at times about the guys who go prematurely grey, not salt pepper, actually go grey, in their late 20's, early 30's, that look is just so darn cool.

Can I squee and fangirl that shit?

Is it manly to fangirl something?
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I've got a friend who started going grey in his teens and was full on silver by his mid-twenties.
 
2.) While it usually conjures up images of lumberjacks and vikings, facial hair isn't always manly. If you are unable to grow facial hair, for the love of God do not try to. Learn how to shave well. Don't spend months trying to attain what can only be described as a very unfortunate encounter with a electric shaver. Either shave immediately or don a trilby and preach the unlimited benefits of atheism and/or My Little Pony.
 
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Positron said:
Very much this. There is nothing more sissy than complaining about thinning hair.
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The Dude said:
I've got a friend who started going grey in his teens and was full on silver by his mid-twenties.
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Preemptive strike that bullshit. Shave your head. It looks cool (and in summer it is), the bad guys don't have anything to get ahold of then, and it's nice to sit in the tub relaxing with a beer with the missus sitting behind you shaving ya.
 
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The Knife's Husbando said:
Preemptive strike that bullshit. Shave your head. It looks cool (and in summer it is), the bad guys don't have anything to get ahold of then, and it's nice to sit in the tub relaxing with a beer with the missus sitting behind you shaving ya.
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I usually buzz my head when it gets around an inch. My friend on the other hand enjoys having silver hair and a lot of people ask if he dyes it.
 
1. Grow a nice, thick beard. This is what seperates the men from the boys, and if pulled off successfully, will get you mad respect. Alternatively, for those with patchy genetics, try an alternative style that suits you. Remember to take good care of your beard, I always wash mine with shampoo and it turns out luxuriant.
2. Learn a martial art. A man needs to learn how to kick ass and defend himself in times of trouble (women can too, but you get the point). Being a martial artist really helps, I don't regret my training one bit. It also teaches you discipline.
3. Take risks and be adventurous. You want to go on that scary rollercoaster? Go for it! You want to drive fast? Do it! You want to play the knife game with friends? Go wild! You will have a great time, take it from me!
4. A man doesn't have to be just strong and physical. Supplement that with books. Learn more about the world around you and be informed on what's going on currently.
5. Teamwork is a valuable trait, but it's important to be able to have independence. Learn to pull your own weight and show off your individual skills and don't always rely on others to get your shit done.
 
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