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Woke DEI changes found in the Oblivion remastered: 'Race' is now 'Identity' and Sex-based attribute differences have been replaced by 'Origins'.

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I fucking knew it... I was hoping it would be free of this woke shit because I never played it before. To my knowledge there's no physical version, so you can't avoid supporting this shit by buying used.

I don’t care at worst it’s a mild annoyance, people should be far more concerned with the Live Service-slopifcation of Video Games then using it as an outlet for retarded political or race war nonsense. Anti-Wokefags have gotten so annoying they reverted to being the 90s religous right at this point
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Maybe they wouldn't be so uppity if you stopped calling them niggercattle for not treating every active decision in their lives as an activism moment. People in my experience tend to do things against their better judgement just to spite others when they might've come to the same conclusion as you if you'd just shut the hell up and let them.
It's their fault everything is an "activism moment" in the first place, eating up leftist propaganda and defending it at every opportunity enabled companies, and that's exactly why we'll NEVER see "sex/gender" again instead of "body type", it's been accepted as industry standard because everyone voted for it with their wallets. Of course everyone else will call them niggercattle retards.
 
Do the exploits/cheats from the OG work on the remaster?

Fuck, man. I was hoping this was going to be at least decent, overhauled in the right places and left intact everywhere else, given some cool visuals. I'd have picked it up on sale in like a year.
Everything annoying has been mostly fixed. Quest rewards still scale to the level you receive them at where applicable for some retarded reason. But you also level up a lot faster so reaching 25, which is where most of them cap, is much easier. I might just go for Chillrend at level 12 because it's probably strong enough to carry until 20-something which is when Goldbrand becomes available. Then you just get Umbra and steamroll.
The only thing I'm unsure about is sigil stone savescumming. Only did one Oblivion gate thus far and the game wouldn't let me quicksave before the Sigil Stone, which turned into not being able to save at all, forcing me to to restart.
 
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I fucking knew it... I was hoping it would be free of this woke shit because I never played it before. To my knowledge there's no physical version, so you can't avoid supporting this shit by buying used.


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It's their fault everything is an "activism moment" in the first place, eating up leftist propaganda and defending it at every opportunity enabled companies, and that's exactly why we'll NEVER see "sex/gender" again instead of "body type", it's been accepted as industry standard because everyone voted for it with their wallets. Of course everyone else will call them niggercattle retards.
fucking moron, just because I align with your political views doesn't mean I participate in your retarded boycotts that don't fucking work, its clear as day they wont listen to us, if you want to play nothing and be miserable you can be my guest but im not autistic to the point where one thing flips me out.
 
if you want to play nothing and be miserable you can be my guest but im not autistic to the point where one thing flips me out.
Sounds pretty conformist for me.
I still say it: why. not. play. the. original. version?
Or at least pirate the remaster, but giving Godd Hodward money after the disaster Starfield was and this excuse of a remaster following the same retarded ideas is clearly desilusional of all you.
 
fucking moron, just because I align with your political views doesn't mean I participate in your retarded boycotts that don't fucking work, its clear as day they wont listen to us, if you want to play nothing and be miserable you can be my guest but im not autistic to the point where one thing flips me out.
Of course they don't work, you're a cucksoomer who sucks fat DEI dick and you're not alone in it.
 
Sadly, the rot runs deep and I have no clue what needs to happen to remove the current cabal of talentless idiots who run the show.
Call me optimistic but I think the problem will correct itself at a AAA level, eventually, it'll just take a while. For one, you need more Veilguards/Avoweds/Halo Infinites to happen I.E. talentless/ideologically driven people given way too much money and leeway, so the people whose job it is to make a profit will be forced to take measures to stop the revenue bleed.

A lot of the modern foibles of the industry can be pinned on a complete lack of oversight for the most part. There was some kind of paradigm shift at some point in the industry (I couldn't pin when) where the corporate overlords of a game studio started giving said studio way too much slack and gave the wrong people undue authority over a game's development — not too bad if a competent people are given free reign, but potentially disastrous if they're not. We once had a period where it was too far in the opposite direction and gaming suffered, so hopefully being yanked back there will give us a period of equilibrium where games are good before the lack of freedom starts to fuck a game.

With Veilguard, EA finally put its foot down and fired everyone who had a hand in writing the content of that game, and the same process will repeat itself elsewhere with other companies if there's a similar string of failures. 343 Industries had to re-brand due to how shit their tenure with Halo has been and are hoping a remake of the 1st game will give them legitimacy in Microsoft's eyes and continued life. Bethesda have gone quiet regarding Starfield, slowed down patches and I wouldn't be surprised if they've only got a skeleton crew on the game to pump out the obligated piece of DLC as they go full steam ahead on ESVI. Avowed also bombed, the potential low figures only mitigated by a potential gamepass bump — who knows what'll happen to Obsidian if Outer Worlds 2 bombs.

I know this relies on 'Joe Average' not being a retard but like his name says: he's average. He might get suckered in by a high-budget sequel/remake or by the online praises of consoomers, but if online discourse around something is so negative even prior to release he might be put off. Unfortunately for the Oblivion Remaster, you're getting a game that was already regarded as being 'good' in the past and was shadow dropped — not enough time for shit to fester online to make discussion toxic enough to put off purchasing like with AC: Shadows. Unfortunately I don't think there's too much that could've been done otherwise to deter the average consumer from buying the remaster without there being a showcase or something prior. I think eventually the flaws might finally float to the surface, like with Starfield, once people stop culture war bickering (positive reviews have gone from 95% to 82% on steam since release and might continue to decline). I know that the damage is already done since the game has already sold copies, but it'll at least deter sales in the long-term and impact negatively the sales of the next game.

In recent years discourse online around games that try to make political statements or pander to a non-existent audience get so awful nobody can tell if the game is actually good or bad, so they don't bother participating, even to ask questions about a game's quality. If you put negative connotations in people's heads, they'll naturally be deterred from purchasing, at least right away, and might actually bother to do some research on their own instead of being told how they should feel about a game (actually switch his brain on). It prevents people being suckered in by people singing a game's praises during the honeymoon phase and by shameless consoomers, so after the political slap fighting ceases they'll get a more objective look at the game. Where this doesn't work as well however is with sequels and remakes, since quality was already 'assured' from precedent, but if the devs show off the game prior to release and give fuel for online shitflingers to throw shit, it might mitigate it.

We'll make it bruddah.
 
The UE juice is not worth the squeeze in many occasions, AAA studios like it because of the large pool of cheap workers in China and India that know how to use Unreal which makes outsourcing easy, they don't have to train them to use their in house modifications/engine. It's easy to get next gen graphics with little effort out of it, but it unoptimized
Optimization is on the game developer. This remaster runs quite well, though.
 

almost forgot this gem existed
why is this good
goddammit
that's cheating
The spike in new Spriggan and Flame Atronach art is noted and appreciated.
Thank you, Godd Howard. I will now pirate your game.
i don't understand how anyone gets off to them honestly
i wish it was just a meme
 
Here is something to keep an look out for. The woktards love to shit up dialogues with their new speak and other woke bs.



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It's literally all rumors. INGAME rumors spoken by NPCs, because the old ones sounded robotic as shit, and now there's more than one voice actor per race. Another thing is rumors created for the purpose of introducing you to the DLCs, so you no longer get randomly bombarded with mysterious letters from long-lost relatives about a splendid mansion you've somehow inherited as the only heir like Hogwarts has a hit on you or something. On my first visit to the Imperial City I've heard someone gossiping about Battlethorn Castle being besieged by marauders, and while in Anvil there was rumors regarding Dunbarrow Cove. Can only assume I'll get dialogue about Frostcrag Spire in Bruma, Vile Lair in Leyawiin etc.
Not that any of you fucks would know, because you don't play games.
 
We'll make it bruddah.
Gaming is the way it is because most consumers aren't that into video games and simply view them as personalized movies, timewasters and/or casinos.
Even if AAA collapses they'll just play lower budget crap, which is already happening with totally unimpressive games like this one getting decent numbers and the endless time of indie chore simulators and glorified vns.


intricacies like a coherent plot, thoughtful dialog, ..., art direction, or cinematography.
gaaaaaaaaaay
 
Unmodded, Oblivion is ugly as fuck. That's what matters: what was sold. Community content made to fix what the developers couldn't do means the game is, as said before, ugly as fuck (and it's shit gameplay/story regardless of mods).
It's less obvious at low resolutions (like the 720p the 360 version ran at, or the 1200p everyone on PC was running at), but covering your monitor with Vaseline to imagine that blurry visuals look good is pure cope.
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I've been playing the 360 vanilla version of Oblivion by default for the past 13 years (probably did 3 or 4 50+h characters), the art style of the original is great. Since 2018 or so I've been able to play that on an Xbox One X with better framerate and higher res, still looks great.

And why the 360 version? Until a few days ago you couldn't get good controller support on PC. I care a lot less about the mods than being able to play comfortably, and look we all know Oblivion was designed around using a controller, the UI is retarded by default without it.
 
Given the changes in the levelling system, would it be safe to say that you wouldn't need to practice Efficient Levelling to enjoy this game? I remember loving Oblivion as a kid until every playthrough would come to a point where the game became unplayable - enemies would take dozens of hits to kill and my gear was constantly degrading to a point where combat wasn't worth it. It wasn't until I got older that I heard about Efficient Levelling but any playthrough that I'd try to implement it I would drop due to boredom and frustration.
 
Given the changes in the levelling system, would it be safe to say that you wouldn't need to practice Efficient Levelling to enjoy this game? I remember loving Oblivion as a kid until every playthrough would come to a point where the game became unplayable - enemies would take dozens of hits to kill and my gear was constantly degrading to a point where combat wasn't worth it. It wasn't until I got older that I heard about Efficient Levelling but any playthrough that I'd try to implement it I would drop due to boredom and frustration.
All skills now contribute to level increases and you get 12 points to spend every time you advance, with only Luck costing more IIRC. Just stay on Adept difficulty, as anything higher has fucked damage dealt/received values and you will spend 5 minutes hacking away at basic bandits who kill you in 4-5 kits.
 
Until a few days ago you couldn't get good controller support on PC.
Can you please elaborate? The release of the remake really scratched an itch and made me install the original again, but the only way I found to make controllers work is to go with mods (NorthernUI), however it partially feels a bit janky and for some reason the quick slots are not working.
 
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The character creation screen had me lmao'ing. Nords all have pig noses.
 
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