A heads up to people downloading from the Nexus, they're throttling downloads of free accounts after you download ten mods. I was updating some mods today and my 11th download is now stuck at anywhere from 50KB/s to 100KB/s. I have nothing else downloading on my network and I'm not streaming anything so there's some fuckery afoot. I guess it's time to make some burner accounts and start downloading everything I could possibly want before Nexus makes it impossible for free accounts to do anything.
Yeah I found it strange how my download speed was being capped even more than usual, thought it was a router issue but every other site was fine. Funnily enough I haven't had that issue using Wabbajack Unlocked the other day.
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Come on, Todd. You know what you have to do. Make it about Tiber Septims rise. Make it not follow the Orthodoxy or Heresy. Piss *everyone* off.
You know you want to make him beat the Tribunal to force them into a treaty. Let's *really* piss off some Kirkbride fans. It'll be funny, Todd.
Reminder, no one as Bethesda gives a fuck about how their shows are received so long as it makes bank, which is most certainly did since niggercattle don't give a fuck themselves.
so that later you can get into the whole dream of the Godhead and The Prisoner.
That's a bit too much for normie brains to retain so you'd probably have a hard time trying to run that by everyone.
The first season is Dawnguard with Sidney Sweeney playing Serana who'd be a good audience stand-in and allow characters to exposition dump more naturally. Second, third, and fourth seasons are Dark Brotherhood, Thieves Guild, and College of Winterhold. Fuck the Companions, no furry shit. Fifth season is the main quest and the post credit scene is the Dragonborn hanging out at Pinewatch with his wife Serana when the Miraak cultists show up.
That's actually not too bad, dunno about Sidney Sweeney beyond looking good in jeans but I think Laura herself can probably fit the part well enough. The DB, TG, and maybe the College would be better off given to other characters who would either aid or at least cross paths with the Dragonborn. Probably rewrite the entire questlines while you're at it. The Companions can be sprinkled throughout the seasons, again it would be better to rewrite them entirely to flow better with the overall story (you become one of the highest ranking and most respected members of the companions way too quickly). If the DB is a Nord deserving of Hyperborea (Soverngard?) edits I'd see him joining the Companions far more than any other faction.
There's also the Civil War which, given how the kikes at Hollywood run things, would most likely be a Stormcloak victory...actually considering how much more "diverse" the Imperials are, who knows. They probably tell you to switch up the army composition or have the Imperials be racist and xenophobic while the Stormcloaks welcome everyone, maybe even the piss elves if they don't make them elf Nazis. DB should be a neutral force and be largely a bystander to the war until probably being forced into it, in which case he forces peace one way or another.
Doubt they'd let you have the DB marry Serana but the cultists showing up would be fitting. Dawnguard should probably wrap up in the first season or two btw.
But the time for a fantasy prestige show is long past and there aren't any studios that would want to spend the money required to make the show look good and not like a lost episode of Xena or Hercules.
Maybe? It would be challenging to make succeed if done improperly but I think it would stand a good chance at being a success. The FA show is a shitshow and it succeeded, would be the same with the ES show. Would also be a shitshow but eh, best case scenario its success would bring about other studios to attempt to make actually good fantasy TV. Last one I watched was GoT and it was only really good before season 5. Fun post, makes me want to rewrite Skyrim in the form of a fanfiction or something.
