The Elder Scrolls

At this point I don't think TES VI will be able to live up to expectations. So it's almost destined to fail.
A while ago, someone, probably Todd, said something along the lines of 'fans are setting themselves up to be disappointed because their expectations are too high.' Like nigger, fucking no the expectations couldn't be lower and even then they're going to be disappointed, so yes, in the most roundabout way possible, expectations are too high.
 
At this point I don't think TES VI will be able to live up to expectations. So it's almost destined to fail.
I fully expect the writing TES6 to be so bad that it actively kills off a good chunk of the lore community. People have been able to ignore the ESO garbage because the game is removed from the main setting (and there's a hope it could all get handwaved away anyway), plus only hardcore paypigs still pay attention to it in the first place. The bigger problem IMO is how bad the writing culture in literally every creative industry has gotten since Skyrim came out, and that faggy writers like "punishing" fans for potential no-no think. I posted something along the lines of this earlier in the thread, but the racist jokes in the community are so widespread and high quality now that there's AI dubs of Rolff Stonefist as Nick Fuentes on Instagram with millions of views. I honestly don't know what the fuck they were expecting; they wrote a plot about a race of effeminate, hooknosed ethnic supremacists subverting a transnational government and attacking the native religion of the Scandinavian expy race as a pretext to genocide them. I know things were more lax in 2011, but the fact that they didn't see those jokes coming is a hilarious indictment of Bethesda in the first place. Either way the writers are absolutely going to make sure nothing like that could happen again, so we're going to get a slate of the gayest, milquetoast, forgettable factions imaginable with several dozen homo and nonbinary characters spouting infuriating Whedonesque dialogue.
 
A while ago, someone, probably Todd, said something along the lines of 'fans are setting themselves up to be disappointed because their expectations are too high.' Like nigger, fucking no the expectations couldn't be lower and even then they're going to be disappointed, so yes, in the most roundabout way possible, expectations are too high.
unironically the last acceptable bethesda game and clearly the last to be made was fallout 4. buggy mess with issues that could still be fun and has large modding community. in a perfect timeline it would have had a f5 a few years later or so that took feedback and was the skyrim to oblivion, but in what we got, 4 was the end and not experimental.

obsidian and bethesda both died past new vegas and fo4. any elder scrolls or fallout is going to be jeets or new hires modernizing and mimicking the formula and just making starfield but fantasy, or best case scenario something like the oblivion remake except absolutely everything worse since it wouldn't use so much from oblivion. eyebrows should also be raised because every single leak past skyrim, everything talked about led to the high elves and summerset being the location. it also would have been far, FAR more interesting past skyrim, high elf dominion etc. not heading to fucking hammerfell. and there is zero chance there's not going to be tons of political propaganda in hammerfell, and of course now since they have a reason for 90% to be black, they will take it.

the only last hurrah bethesda could have, and they will certainly fuck it up, is if they do f3 and new vegas like oblivion remake. new vegas in particular will be the last great erection they likely ever make. oblivion remake has shown it can have all sorts of bugs and no art direction kept and still be widely praised, so if we assume they survive til then or get approval for it, probably 2 big "they still got it"s, milking each remake with re releases, and a reset death counter
 
obsidian and bethesda both died past new vegas and fo4. any elder scrolls or fallout is going to be jeets or new hires modernizing and mimicking the formula and just making starfield but fantasy, or best case scenario something like the oblivion remake except absolutely everything worse since it wouldn't use so much from oblivion. eyebrows should also be raised because every single leak past skyrim, everything talked about led to the high elves and summerset being the location. it also would have been far, FAR more interesting past skyrim, high elf dominion etc. not heading to fucking hammerfell. and there is zero chance there's not going to be tons of political propaganda in hammerfell, and of course now since they have a reason for 90% to be black, they will take it.
There are times when I wonder which timeline we're in. FO has obviously been ruined in a way that TES hasn't and as someone who prefers TES over 3D FO, I consider myself blessed. Bethesda kicking the TES can down the road and shitting out 76 and Starfield delayed the eventual ruination of TES. Again, I'm thankful that it's going to be Hammerfell that gets thrown to the wolves and not Summerset; current Bethesda could never do the setting justice and it's better that TES: Kangz is the one that gets offered to the outrage machine. Because of how long it takes to release games these days, whatever social commentary that gets forced will be years out of date and knowing that someone at Bethesda and/or Microsoft understands this, knows how well that's turned out for at this point dozens of high profile games in the last few years, and is powerless to stop it makes me giggle.
All of that said, it's completely insane that Skyrim will be close to 20 years old by the time TES6 releases. They're going to be relying on an entirely different demographic to do the heavy lifting, one which didn't turn up for Starfield.
 
I honestly don't know what the fuck they were expecting; they wrote a plot about a race of effeminate, hooknosed ethnic supremacists subverting a transnational government and attacking the native religion of the Scandinavian expy race as a pretext to genocide them. I know things were more lax in 2011, but the fact that they didn't see those jokes coming is a hilarious indictment of Bethesda in the first place.
The Thalmor are clearly based on Nazi Germany though, the ultimate White bad guy. The Empire even has a High Elf general who talks about how they allegedly slaughtered Altmer Political dissident refugees in High Rock. The game arguably does take a semi - biased side against the Stormcloaks with it constantly stating Ulfric is only in it for himself, that the Justiciars are only in Skyrim due to the Stormcloak uprising and that prior people could practice Talos worship (whish isn't really native to Skyrim tbf) privately or that Ulfric is a Thalmor asset (asset not puppet as many people misinterpret) and they are wanting him to either win or keeping the civil war going to drain the Empire. Then there's also the Dark Elves and Argonians in Windhelm (though it's very interesting in the games discourse there is a far better case of the Stormcloaks being repressive towards the Reach folk yet leftists rarely bring it up).
 
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and there is zero chance there's not going to be tons of political propaganda in hammerfell, and of course now since they have a reason for 90% to be black, they will take it.
The dynamics are a bit different though. Redguards are much more based on the Japanese and North Africans than sub Saharans. Hammerfell is independent and even under the Empire they had autonomy. It's difficult to ram in Black victimology in that context. The only case for it could be in the context of this reddit post that alleges the Forebears are an artificial construct by the Remen Empire as an allegory for European influence in Japan and the third world - https://www.reddit.com/r/ElderKings/comments/1effbq9/forebears_an_imperial_invention_how_the_reman/

Though I highly doubt Bethesda is really aware of this context or that in lore the Forebear-Crown conflict is even a thing in the 4th era.
 
he only last hurrah bethesda could have, and they will certainly fuck it up, is if they do f3 and new vegas like oblivion remake. new vegas in particular will be the last great erection they likely ever make.
Unless they outsource it like they did with Oblivion, they would fuck it up somehow, like race swapping every major white character or removing "problematic" elements such as slavery or mentions of rape.
 
The Thalmor are clearly based on Nazi Germany though, the ultimate White bad guy. The Empire even has a High Elf general who talks about how they allegedly slaughtered Altmer Political dissident refugees in High Rock. The game arguably does take a semi - biased side against the Stormcloaks with it constantly stating Ulfric is only in it for himself, that the Justiciars are only in Skyrim due to the Stormcloak uprising and that prior people could practice Talos worship (whish isn't really native to Skyrim tbf) privately or that Ulfric is a Thalmor asset (asset not puppet as many people misinterpret) and they are wanting him to either win or keeping the civil war going to drain the Empire. Then there's also the Dark Elves and Argonians in Windhelm (though it's very interesting in the games discourse there is a far better case of the Stormcloaks being repressive towards the Reach folk yet leftists rarely bring it up).
Skyrim has a very vague but intentional political propaganda of both sides of the civil war.
Neither is better (Imperial Empire giving prisioners to the Thalmor, baning Talos worshipping and pursuit the believers, torturing Ulfric) (Stormcloakers being very nationalistic, marking a counterpart of the Empire's cosmopolitan view; not having a proper navy army, bashing all the non-allied ones as spies or traitors) but you are the one to finishing that civil war and stopping the Thalmor's schemes, either side.
 
Skyrim was written at the tail end of the era when it was still acceptable to depict all sides of a conflict as being peole with intelligible motivations, weaknesses, passions, loyalties, and so on. Things flipped that very year. Think how Bioshock Infinite had moral complexity, but the sequel retconned things to turn the revolutionary faction into a le heckin' wholesome org whose black female leader would never hurt an innocent.

Nobody can write anything today like that. Villains need to be cartoonishly evil. Minorities need to be saintly and pure. You couldn't do something like depict the Nords as constantly suspicious of the Dunmer plotting against them...and then uncover a Dunmer plot against the Nords.

And like it's been said, it's been 20 years. There are no good writers to hire. Nobody they hire will really care about the lore. They probably won't even have time to read it. Perhaps they'll make Hammerfell Not-Muslim. Whatever they do, they'll make sure to depict the dark-skinned Redguards as noble, superior to all the other human races, and very likely the original source of all civilization and technology. It will be overbearing and insufferable.
 
At this point I don't think TES VI will be able to live up to expectations. So it's almost destined to fail.
A while ago, someone, probably Todd, said something along the lines of 'fans are setting themselves up to be disappointed because their expectations are too high.' Like nigger, fucking no the expectations couldn't be lower and even then they're going to be disappointed, so yes, in the most roundabout way possible, expectations are too high.
i think we've long past the point of 'expectations are too high' onto 'the games framework was fundamentally flawed'
 
Its very unfortunate that early and current writing is being done in the worst possible time for es6. I've recently become extremely fascinated and into the lore and its a shame Michael Kirkbright was zero summed. I already had such little hope for 6 already but the more I learn about how cool and interesting the universe is the more terrified I am of what will become of it. Its the elder scrolls game I was finally going to pay attention to and now im afraid to do that because its just gonna be shit.

On the off chance it'll be decent would yall like to see the game take place in a different era? Like the 5th or earlier era. I think going back to the first or second would be really cool. That's where since of the most interesting things happened in the lore imo
 
Its very unfortunate that early and current writing is being done in the worst possible time for es6. I've recently become extremely fascinated and into the lore and its a shame Michael Kirkbright was zero summed. I already had such little hope for 6 already but the more I learn about how cool and interesting the universe is the more terrified I am of what will become of it. Its the elder scrolls game I was finally going to pay attention to and now im afraid to do that because its just gonna be shit.

On the off chance it'll be decent would yall like to see the game take place in a different era? Like the 5th or earlier era. I think going back to the first or second would be really cool. That's where since of the most interesting things happened in the lore imo
I always wished the games were more "spread out" in when they took place, like instead of Morrowind being 6 years before Oblivion, it could've been like 200 or something, makes it stand out more in my mind.

I suppose I wouldn't mind it being later, but you'd have to do a ton of heavy lifting as to what happened in that timeframe, and I imagine Beth probably don't want to write books anymore.
 
I suppose I wouldn't mind it being later, but you'd have to do a ton of heavy lifting as to what happened in that timeframe, and I imagine Beth probably don't want to write books anymore.
Well if they set it later it would be a lot of copy and paste with books. I just wouldn't want every question answered if the game is later. Like what happened to the dragonborn for example. Theories are cool but I don't truly want to know. And yes i very much agree that the timeline be spread out more. Let's not pull a veilguard and bring in characters we know from skyrim so we can all soy face at idk, Ulfric or a "canonical" dragonborn. That would he gay.

And keep Dunmers based
 
I keep seeing fucking Oblivion remastered all over steam and it makes me want to play it, knowing the scaling sucks dick, I don't wanna mod it and I already 100%d it.
At this point I don't think TES VI will be able to live up to expectations. So it's almost destined to fail.
We see it over and over. Elden ring, the near-mythical game dropped. It's great. And forgotten in favor of DaS 2 not a year later. There is absolutely no way the next TES can beat Skyrim in longevity. Gaming has simply reached that point where a new market is grinded so fucking flat nothing new can be achieved. Double the polygons and nobody will notice.
 
there's a hope it could all get handwaved away anyway
I love Dragon Breaks!
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Like nigger, fucking no the expectations couldn't be lower and even then they're going to be disappointed, so yes, in the most roundabout way possible, expectations are too high.
Sad thing is, it's largely the minority that'll be disappointed. The majority of people are normies (or Dads if you want to quote Sseth) who will have their fun before moving on the next game, can't disappoint people who don't have standards or investments in what they consume. Best we can hope for is lower sales and higher refunds and pray that either lights a fire under Bethesda's ass (lol no) or it gets their IPs taken and given to another studio. Will that studio be better? Doubt it, but there's a chance.
but the racist jokes in the community are so widespread and high quality now that there's AI dubs of Rolff Stonefist as Nick Fuentes on Instagram with millions of views.
Got some links? Need a good laugh and I'll be damned if I'll browse Instagram.
Either way the writers are absolutely going to make sure nothing like that could happen again, so we're going to get a slate of the gayest, milquetoast, forgettable factions imaginable with several dozen homo and nonbinary characters spouting infuriating Whedonesque dialogue.
I like to call it "Corpo-safe." It combines all of what you said along with some "safe-edgy."
 
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I finished Tainted Grail. Pretty good. If I'm being generous, I'd give it around a 7/10. It starts strong and gets linearly worse over time starting mid-act 2. There just isn't enough stuff: dungeons, spells, interesting quests, everything just falls apart and devolves into a bit of a tiresome and repetitive slog.

The "faction" quests in particular are a major letdown since there are no real guilds, guild-halls or consequences. Another big disappointment is the lack of a real city. The world feels very dead and stale, even if I like the art direction quite a bit. Something else I liked a lot was the combat, which (before your power level outscales the game) is very hectic and fast paced. It is amazing what something as simple as a dash does to the otherwise boring modern ES-style combat.

I do not regret my time with it but I'm not exactly itching to jump back into NG+. There was a lot of wasted potential, a large sense of "what could have been" if the game had been given more time and resources. But, I think what we got was good enough to justify its existence and the price of admission. If modders ever round out the game with some much needed content and polish I will definitely return to Avalon.

Edit: Forgot to say, every time I booted it up and heard that theme song I started chuckling. Its kind of a perfect encapsulation of the game, self-serious and trying to be epic while coming off as quite goofy. I'll take that over the self-aware reddit tone in modern RPGs any day.
 
I used to work as tech support for Zenimax. We would deal with all the support tickets from ESO. The job made me realize working in the video game industry isn't as fun as playing video games. They let us play ESO on the job though but only for an hour. IIRC we got special perks for our accounts like infinite crowns for ESO.
Techies only ever talk about their wages and how much they can work from home. Yet, not once in my life have I read of a game dev type of kiddie talk about their wage. I swear it must be a negative modifier to work at a place someone might've heard of. "Blizzard? Earn $15 an hour? My pleasure!"
 
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