CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION The Final Showdown: Jace + Eli vs. Tyce

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Taking bets now...

  • Tyce gets his ass kicked by the combined forces of stoner justice.

    Votes: 37 15.9%

  • Tyce suceeds and Jace and Eli get their asses kicked by the Lone Souljur.

    Votes: 3 1.3%

  • Someone (or all of them) gets killed or goes to jail.

    Votes: 14 6.0%

  • One of the parties, or both, don't even show up.

    Votes: 115 49.4%

  • It ends in a draw, or a negotiation.

    Votes: 22 9.4%

  • Tyce turns tail and runs away mid-fight.

    Votes: 16 6.9%

  • It's a trap: Tyce calls for backup and ambushes Jace and Tyce.

    Votes: 15 6.4%

  • Tyce pulls out a katana and tries to kill them.

    Votes: 11 4.7%
  • Total voters
    233
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How I imagine the fight is going to go down :

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All I fucking wanted was three speds shooting each other with BB's in an open field in the middle of a downpour. Man, I can't have ANYTHING nice.
 
Jace could beat up Tyce by himself. Despite the fact that he's a schizo who pukes on an hourly basis, Jace works out and could probably kick the ass of the majority of people who post on these forums. The only way Tyce could win is if he talked his White Justice Army (most likely Caleb and a couple speds he wrangled from his special ed class) into backing him up.
 
Honestly I still back Jace, even if Tyce brings his flunkies. Anyone dumb enough to get bossed around by Tyce isn't gonna contribute much. Plus Eli is a pretty big dude, probably from all that protein consumption :fapcup: so he'd probably be helpful to an extent. Tyce is just a degenerate drug addict who is so far gone he literally huffs his own shit in search of a buzz. Everything you said about Jace vis-a-vis Tyce is spot on.
 
Seems the fight is on for tonight then, according to Jace's twitter. I hope they record it for posterity.
 
Someone needs to arrange a Deagle Moms Summit at McDonalds to settle this once and for all. Yes, that includes tracking down Tyce's crackhead mother.
 
welp at least we know when to start listening to the police scanners

implying this fight won't also be cancelled
 
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