CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION The Final Showdown: Jace + Eli vs. Tyce

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Taking bets now...

  • Tyce gets his ass kicked by the combined forces of stoner justice.

    Votes: 37 15.9%

  • Tyce suceeds and Jace and Eli get their asses kicked by the Lone Souljur.

    Votes: 3 1.3%

  • Someone (or all of them) gets killed or goes to jail.

    Votes: 14 6.0%

  • One of the parties, or both, don't even show up.

    Votes: 115 49.4%

  • It ends in a draw, or a negotiation.

    Votes: 22 9.4%

  • Tyce turns tail and runs away mid-fight.

    Votes: 16 6.9%

  • It's a trap: Tyce calls for backup and ambushes Jace and Tyce.

    Votes: 15 6.4%

  • Tyce pulls out a katana and tries to kill them.

    Votes: 11 4.7%
  • Total voters
    233
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I'm not sure who it was that was making the high-pitched screeching at the point when Tyce got Jace into a headlock, but lawd it was hilarious. Also lost my shit at "EAT BB'S, FAGGOT!"

Too lazy to go look it up right now, but some of Tyce's stances during the fight reminded me of Chris' Chun Li video where he was showing off his POWAR to the fans.
 
I would love to be in the room with the jury that will inevitably have to sit and watch hours of these videos.
 
Tyce has interesting taste in jewelry.

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Dr. Meme said:
HE SHAVED HIS HEAD OH MY GOD
I also find it funny that Tyce threatens to sue Jace when he loses.
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If Tyce actually did get any injuries, that could actually allow him to sue Jace, wouldn't it? Also thought that with the shaved head, he might of been wearing a Bane mask.
 
Even when armed with a katana, sai, skateboard, and nunchucks, Tyce manages to get taken down in 30 seconds flat. I shouldn't be surprised I guess.
That Stryker mode Deagle interrogation treatment Tyce got was pretty intense.
 
I lost my shit when Tyce was complaining he's going to tell on Jace, funniest thing I've seen. Tyce, you fucking broke into his house and pissnado'd his room like a month or two back. And already stole his shit.
 
Absinthe said:
He got injuries alright. It's not Rick Flair-level, but he showed some colour.
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Those are gonna swell like a motherfucker tomorrow. Honestly, he's lucky he didn't get serious head trauma --Jace got some solid whacks in with the chucks.
 
c-no said:
If Tyce actually did get any injuries, that could actually allow him to sue Jace, wouldn't it?
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I'm no Peppy, but unless Tyce is still a minor (which I'm pretty sure he isn't) his lawsuit is weak. This wasn't a conventional mugging, Tyce was part of the plan the whole time. He even tweeted shit like "u ready to die?". When Eli tried to back out Tyce publicly called him out on not fighting.
These are bar fight level assalt charges at best.

Is Tyce's dad Peppy?
 
My favorite part of this mess is when Commander Lazy Eye had Our Pet Sped on the ground in a half-ass headlock and Eli, having the perfect opportunity to really put the boot in and break a few ribs, just kind of lightly kicks Tyler a couple times before running to get the camera. I take it all back. Sure, he's a racist dumbass stoner waste-of-space, but Eli's all right.
 
why do neo nazis shave their heads?
for what purpose mang?
anyways, I plan on editing this video and make it look like an important fight from a video game or something
 
No one is getting arrested for this, people have dumb fights posted online all the time. No one cares unless Tyce files charges. But he won't because his dad is not retarded and knows how much shit would come out at trial.

Tyce may have bleed a bit, but he did not really get hurt much. Those were very weak blows seemingly aimed not to do any real damage. I am guessing the blood is from a "nunchuk" glancing off tyce at some point.

Edit: actually rewatching some of those "nunchuk" blows probably hurt depending on what it was made of. Still tyce might be a bit sore, but his ego took the biggest blow.
 
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Someone who isn't at work right now needs to add some Jim Ross commentary to that fight. GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP THIS MATCH!
 
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