CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION The Final Showdown: Jace + Eli vs. Tyce

[Clown Doll]

So wait... Eli's first op wasn't spending over 100 days in Israel?

He didn't kill Prime Islam or rescue Tupac.
I guess, the operative word was successfully.

Wouldn't that mean Eli hasn't earned his Xbone?

The payment was probably independent of the mission's success. Or Jace fears that Eli'll go on a PTSD-fueled rampage against him if he's denied his just payment.

 

[Ahffline]

He didn't kill Prime Islam or rescue Tupac.
I guess, the operative word was successfully.

Wouldn't that mean Eli hasn't earned his Xbone?

 

[CWCissey]

Shit jugs versus BB's. Sums up the 'conflict' quite nicely.

Toxic and disgusting versus wholly useless but painful...

 

[KillerBob]

Probably not. Tyler strikes me as the kind of "too stupid to quit" kid that would eat bugs just for the attention. .

This. Remember, even after his beat down yesterday when he was pinned by Jace, Tyce was still screaming about the Commander's lazy-eye. Tyce is too dumb and angry to quit.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

This. Remember, even after his beat down yesterday when he was pinned by Jace, Tyce was still screaming about the Commander's lazy-eye. Tyce is too dumb and angry to quit.

This will likely be his own undoing. If he doesn't quit, he'll just get angrier and angrier until the last sinews of whatever morality that lies beneath his fragrant, jenkem-scented exterior snaps and he actually kills Jace in cold blood.

 

[Fredegunde]

Can we have a Deagle Nation parents' duel to settle the fallout from this? I want to see Gail attack Wopdad with magical crystals.

 

[slep]

I know it may be asking a lot, but can someone please provide me with the quick 411 to get up to speed about these goons? I feel like I'm missing out on tons of lulz simply because I don't have a backstory or a clue as to WTF I just saw.

 

[WWWWolf]

I know it may be asking a lot, but can someone please provide me with the quick 411 to get up to speed about these goons? I feel like I'm missing out on tons of lulz simply because I don't have a backstory or a clue as to WTF I just saw.

Our story so far: Due to Jace's odd way of interpreting phone calls, Eli got sent to Tel Aviv to rescue Tupac and assassinate some terrorist types, in exchage of an Xbox One. That was a colossally stupid idea to begin with, and Jace left quite a few details sketchy (as in he only got Eli a one-way ticket). Long story short, Eli got stranded in Israel while Tyce & co. do weed-growing, McNugget-testing and mice-breeding in Eli's cottage. (We only recently heard that the money in fact came from drugs - Jace was only vaguely referencing Tyce's "easy money schemes" before this) Now that Eli is back, Jace is blaming Eli for the failure of the grow op and the damage to Eli's cottage and thinks all of the money Tyce made through selling the weed belongs to Eli.

 

[hullo8d]

Those chucks can't do any real damage. Especially with Jace's limp dick sped-swings. The blood was almost certainly either from getting clocked with the skateboard or being tackled to the ground.

Speaking of Tyce's weapons, Jace and Eli are damn lucky they didn't get killed seeing as he decided to bring a fucking sword to a "non-lethal" fight. But I guess he decided the nunchakus were worth more tard-style points.

i think the blood on his arm was caused by the chain on the nunchucks. one of the nuns go flying off the at around 1.34-1.35 and jace continues to strike tyce while tyce tries to protect his head with his forearm. this might also account for the blood on his head.

 

[Rogowski]

What really makes me think its fake is the way Eli uses that skateboard as a weapon; he swings it like a little bitch. If you really wanted to take someone out with a skateboard from behind there's no reason you shouldn't be able to knock them out cold with one hit other than you don't really want to hurt that person (which could be the case). Two or three hits tops.

Skip to 1:45 for what it looks like when you really want to hurt someone with a skateboard.

 

[Shiala]

What really makes me think its fake is the way Eli uses that skateboard as a weapon; he swings it like a little bitch.

Eli swung that skateboard the Deagle Nation way. No other method will be accepted.

 

[hullo8d]

What really makes me think its fake is the way Eli uses that skateboard as a weapon; he swings it like a little bitch. If you really wanted to take someone out with a skateboard from behind there's no reason you shouldn't be able to knock them out cold with one hit other than you don't really want to hurt that person (which could be the case). Two or three hits tops.

eli was hitting tyce on the back which wouldn't hurt as much and have much impact because of all the padding. in the video you posted the guy got clocked over the head, and with the skull being the strongest bone in the body, it created a bigger impact. i'm assuming that the reason eli didn't go for the head was because tyce was holding jace pretty close and was trying to avoid hitting the commander. also, eli probably isn't the strongest person either.

if you really think this is fake you might want to do a bit more research on jace.

 

[Rogowski]

Yeah, I'm still in that process of learning about him in depth, I'm probably just having the same suspension of belief as I had when I first heard of CWC years and years ago. It's amazing how often my expectations of the human race can get diminished on a regular basis by autistic people on the internet.

 

[XYZpdq]

iirc that time Tyce hit Jace with the skateboard it was similarly wuss-like

 

[Skeletor]

What really makes me think its fake is the way Eli uses that skateboard as a weapon; he swings it like a little bitch.

I don't think he seriously wanted to hospitalize Tyce, so he prob held a bit back and didn't bash his head in. It was a bit of schoolyard tussling enacted by fully grown men.

 

[BillRiley]

I don't think he seriously wanted to hospitalize Tyce, so he prob held a bit back and didn't bash his head in. It was a bit of schoolyard tussling enacted by fully grown men.

That's what it looked like to me, too - a schoolyard push fight with toy weapons. Commander Lazy Eye didn't even completely chimp out, which is what I was expecting him to do; and Eli ramped it back down once the Murine Train Teen was pinned, which I hadn't expected him to do at all. So, yeah, as it turned out, the ugly yutz can be a mensch after all. Go figure.

 

[Shadow Fox]

What really makes me think its fake is the way Eli uses that skateboard as a weapon; he swings it like a little bitch. If you really wanted to take someone out with a skateboard from behind there's no reason you shouldn't be able to knock them out cold with one hit other than you don't really want to hurt that person (which could be the case). Two or three hits tops.

Skip to 1:45 for what it looks like when you really want to hurt someone with a skateboard.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2c90-ygZQA0

I'd think if you wanted to really hurt someone with a skateboard you'd either hit them with the wheels, or with the edge. Both of those seem like they'd inflict more pain and damage than whacking anyone with the flat side. I will however readily admit that I have never been on either end of a skateboard attack, so this is just an uneducated guess on my part.

Eli and Tyce both used this half-assed little sissy swing when they were hitting their respective targets. I have trouble imagining it was out of self-restraint, esp. in Tyce's case, rather than sheer incompetence. When it comes to this sort of thing they all seem to have the grace and motor skills of drunken toddlers, just lashing out in the most spastic way imaginable.

 

[CobGrounder]

Jesus Christ, this whole thing is so interesting. But it seems so dramatic, I still don't know if I believe if these people aren't acting. I don't see how someone who thinks like this could 1. Survive into adulthood. 2. Find similar people.

Has there been third party confirmation (like The Tale of the Crazy Pacer) showing that these are real legit people? I want to believe.

 

[nad7155]

Jesus Christ, this whole thing is so interesting. But it seems so dramatic, I still don't know if I believe if these people aren't acting. I don't see how someone who thinks like this could 1. Survive into adulthood. 2. Find similar people.

Has there been third party confirmation (like The Tale of the Crazy Pacer) showing that these are real legit people? I want to believe.

I am still not 100 percent sure myself, but it is better than the crap on TV.

 

[Elyonmase]

Now Tyce can finally reflect on his life. Next step would be going to rehab, going to college, graduating magna cum laude from law school
and join his father as a succesfull lawyer. Nah who am I kidding