CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION The Final Showdown: Jace + Eli vs. Tyce

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Taking bets now...

  • Tyce gets his ass kicked by the combined forces of stoner justice.

    Votes: 37 15.9%

  • Tyce suceeds and Jace and Eli get their asses kicked by the Lone Souljur.

    Votes: 3 1.3%

  • Someone (or all of them) gets killed or goes to jail.

    Votes: 14 6.0%

  • One of the parties, or both, don't even show up.

    Votes: 115 49.4%

  • It ends in a draw, or a negotiation.

    Votes: 22 9.4%

  • Tyce turns tail and runs away mid-fight.

    Votes: 16 6.9%

  • It's a trap: Tyce calls for backup and ambushes Jace and Tyce.

    Votes: 15 6.4%

  • Tyce pulls out a katana and tries to kill them.

    Votes: 11 4.7%
  • Total voters
    233
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WWWWolf said:
Our story so far: Due to Jace's odd way of interpreting phone calls, Eli got sent to Tel Aviv to rescue Tupac and assassinate some terrorist types, in exchage of an Xbox One. That was a colossally stupid idea to begin with, and Jace left quite a few details sketchy (as in he only got Eli a one-way ticket). Long story short, Eli got stranded in Israel while Tyce & co. do weed-growing, McNugget-testing and mice-breeding in Eli's cottage. (We only recently heard that the money in fact came from drugs - Jace was only vaguely referencing Tyce's "easy money schemes" before this) Now that Eli is back, Jace is blaming Eli for the failure of the grow op and the damage to Eli's cottage and thinks all of the money Tyce made through selling the weed belongs to Eli.
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That........is some CWC level of Derp right there. I doubt even Chris would board a flight to Israel even for a new PS4. Run over his old PStriple for $9001, sure. But go to the Middle East? Nuh uh.
 
And so, after suffering a minor loss, the marine trained teen goes back to his skalitan lair to heal from his wounds and huff his own shit until he comes up with an idea for a prank worthy enough to take down the lazy eye faggit commander.
 
FlyAwayNow said:
So did anyone actually cash out those bets? The odds on the winning option paid out pretty well.
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Vegas dropped the line after the fight was postponed due to South Park.


CobGrounder said:
Jesus Christ, this whole thing is so interesting. But it seems so dramatic, I still don't know if I believe if these people aren't acting. I don't see how someone who thinks like this could 1. Survive into adulthood. 2. Find similar people.

Has there been third party confirmation (like The Tale of the Crazy Pacer) showing that these are real legit people? I want to believe.
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None of this made any sense to me until I saw one of the many documentaries made about the Gathering of the Juggalos. For the first five minutes you think "Hey that guy's like Tyce!" and "Hey that guy's like Jace!" and then you see a few more and then you just sit quietly through the rest of the documentary.
 
So I decided in honor of the Command's victory, knowing who much he loves John Cena and wrestling I made a video of Jace vs. Tyce in WWE2K14 with it's hilariously bad AI.
 
Artard said:
None of this made any sense to me until I saw one of the many documentaries made about the Gathering of the Juggalos.
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For me, it was the other way around. I always laughed at "those out-of-touch squares in the FBI" who classified juggalos as a gang, but after seeing all the goings-on with Jace, Tyce, and the rest of suburban Mass's street kids, I think I'm not laughing anymore.
 
Kosher Dill said:
For me, it was the other way around. I always laughed at "those out-of-touch squares in the FBI" who classified juggalos as a gang, but after seeing all the goings-on with Jace, Tyce, and the rest of suburban Mass's street kids, I think I'm not laughing anymore.
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I would be more threatened if these idiots showed up to a fight with something a bit more deadly than an airsoft gun, wrestling moves, and a skateboard. The only truly dangerous thing these idiots have is genuine reckless stupidity.
 
Hulk Hogan said:
Brother, they need to get some training fItor battle in the squared circle
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It does seem like Tyce took some really good blading lessons from you

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So I'm new to this whole Jace/Eli/Tyce thing, I mean I've tried to read up on it... but I was just wondering - are you guys sure this is for real? That fight video contains way too much retard to be real. My initial reaction is that these guys are trolling. If they aren't, well... DAMN.

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Berith said:
So I decided in honor of the Command's victory, knowing who much he loves John Cena and wrestling I made a video of Jace vs. Tyce in WWE2K14 with it's hilariously bad AI.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R1nDAqoZQKo
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This is UNREALISTIIIC Tyce wouldn't try to pump up the crowd, he has no emotions. He'd try to #prank his way into the ring. Game limitation, though.
Aside of that, great attention to detail.
 
As i pointed out in chat you'll notice the start and end to this saga both had eli in the car with jace asking if what they where about to do was legal. Freaky
 
Emma said:
So I'm new to this whole Jace/Eli/Tyce thing, I mean I've tried to read up on it... but I was just wondering - are you guys sure this is for real? That fight video contains way too much exceptional individual to be real. My initial reaction is that these guys are trolling. If they aren't, well... DAMN.

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You'd think it was a troll but Eli was in Israel for three months, so anything is possible. It was probably real, which is why Jace put it on LiveLeak instead of his YouTube.
 
Berith said:
So I decided in honor of the Command's victory, knowing who much he loves John Cena and wrestling I made a video of Jace vs. Tyce in WWE2K14 with it's hilariously bad AI.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=R1nDAqoZQKo
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I kind of hope Jace sees this.

Also,I would think that through all this shit going down, someone definitely needs to get an Xbox One.
 
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