The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

A wizard summons you and tells you to get an amulet.

Your ship is crashed at a beach front of a monastery.

You join in a tournament where you and others can headshot each other.

You're trapped in your apartment.
 
A robot gets put through a philosophical ringer in the form of a computer simulation.
 
A group of assassins get into a fight with a cult led by an Asian man.

You and your dead brother fight through a corporate army to find your mother.

A Russian goes through an adventure through the subway tunnels.

A white guy and his African partner shoots a bunch of Africans who want to kill them.

You go to Africa to shoot a white guy.
 
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A tiny bug trys to fight god.

Old consoles try to fend off piracy.

You save the universe from an Eldritch horror by teleporting
 
Bob Page said:
Resident Evil 5

Far Cry 2

Metro 2033

Fear 3
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All correct.

Altera the Hun said:
Old consoles try to fend off piracy.
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Those Neptunia games?


An angel is sent down to Earth by God where human society is pretty bad in the future.

A mercenary fights against neo-nazis that have nukes.

You're in a forest somewhere in Eastern Europe and you're trying to escape it and its horrors.

A group of adventurers manage to win a castle from a scavenger hunt which then leads to a big adventure.
 
c-no said:
All correct.


Those Neptunia games?


An angel is sent down to Earth by God where human society is pretty bad in the future.

A mercenary fights against neo-nazis that have nukes.

You're in a forest somewhere in Eastern Europe and you're trying to escape it and its horrors.

A group of adventurers manage to win a castle from a scavenger hunt which then leads to a big adventure.
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You got it
 
A drop from orbit goes wrong and you wake up trying to figure out what happened.
 
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