Oh yes, I nearly forgot that I enjoy doing mad libs with my lover here and there, and we decided one night this week that we would do Chris-themed stories. Then this happened.
The TRUE And HONEST Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. William strode along the path, making for Naive Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Gaybian Navy, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Tom-tom.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his slow-in-the-mind DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS just in time to face the adulterous man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck worse, and William barely raised his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS to meet the attack. They fought long and CWCkly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, William found himself forced to one knee, the man's DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS pressed to his old-fashioned duck. "I am Christian of Naive Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Gaybian Navy. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on the PS3, available at your local GameStop."
But William had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS with a twist, overpowered Christian and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" William said, looking down upon him.
Christian's pickle shimmered magical and delightful... sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate. "I have underestimated you, William. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
William's desire was enflamed. His duck throbbed and all his thoughts were to stress sigh Christian like a tard fish. William caressed Christian's salty pickle and he responded. They came together homosessually, and their joining was as fondful as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet GodJesus!" William groaned and trolled Christian as naively as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," William said. "That's where I put the Gaybian Navy for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed as such on the grass, forgetful of all but their trollin' stupid love. "We will stay together forever," Christian said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Tom-tom never got the Gaybian Navy and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
I really do not know what to think.
