From earlier tonight during the site issues:
I was outside smoking on my balcony and my view faces a lake. It's been cold af here, so that lake is probably about 10°F if that. I just watched some drunk guy storm down the stairs to the dock, stripping his clothes off while drunkenly screaming about how "I know how you are! I'm not going home with you!" to who I assume was his girlfriend.
Directly after his friend other friends is telling "why are you naked, what are you doing?" While the wasted guy is yelling "I don't want to be here anymore!!" over and over and then swings at his friend, who then pushes him after he misses. Dude falls over and starts trying to jump into the lake and while the wind blocked it out, I assume he was saying something about killing himself because his friend starts screaming about it. He finally let's the guy go and says "Fine, DO IT THEN!" Drunk jumps in and I start wondering if I should call 911 or wait just one more minute and see what happens.
I think the temperature shocked him because he just stood there for like 20 seconds while everyone was silent and then climbed out and didn't say a word while everyone screamed at him to get dressed because he was going to the hospital. It's going to be a weird fucking week if that's the opening act.